Spencer does an iCarly segment telling the world why sloths are like hobos
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Warning: No Sloths or Hobos were harmed in the making of this fic
Hello good, or not so good people! You are at iCarly dot com! I am Spencer Shay and I am here to tell you the many reasons why sloths are like hobos.
Exhibit A- They look like hobos, come on just look at them!
Exhibit B- They do not have any personal hygiene- they all look like they have moss growing in their hair.
Exhibit C- They both smell like cheese!
Exhibit D- They are incapable of shaving- so they they are both hairy.
Exhibit E- They both have bones! Well practically everything has bones, but that doesn't matter!
Exhibit F- Neither of them have money.
Exhibit G- THEY BOTH DIE! That's kinda mean BUT ITS THE TRUTH!
Exhibit H- Neither of them clean or trim their nails. Have you ever seen sloth nails? Or hobo nails?
Exhibit I- They are both awesome rappers.
In conclusion dear iCarly fans, hobos are a lot like sloths. Even if sloths look like Bigfoot hobos that got their arms stuck in a taffy puller and then ran into a brick wall. This very informative iCarly segment was brought to you by- The color orange, kumquats, and my pet ostrich Marvin. Good day and goodbye.
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