Man, I really hate Mondays, there are 1 million atoms of carbon in a single slice of lasagna, and if my hatred of monday was transcribed on each and every one it would still not be an accurate representation.
I also hate alarm clocks, from the constant buzzing and the ringing through my skull and into the universe, there's just something about them that brings my head to a boil.
Then, there's the fact that Monday is the first day of the week, and there isn't much lasagna left in the fridge, and Odie never seems to be on the table so I can kick him off.
Yeah, on Mondays, I just want to sleep in.