WARNING!! Before you read/get freaked out/both-
This is yaoi. This is sandcest. Meaning not only is it guy-on-guy, it's brother-on-brother. Leave now or forever hold your peace. Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, I present to you – drumroll please –
Shower Together
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"Now, boys, the owners of this house have graciously allowed us to stay until the completion of the mission." Temari put on an evil grin. "Because of this, we are going to be as light of a burden as possible. Not only does this include finishing up the mission as quickly as possible, it also includes avoiding giving them significantly higher bills." Here the grin spread wider. "Starting with short, shared showers."
Kankuro was startled. Before, he had been confused at why she had such an evil grin. Now he knew: because she was Satan's incarnation. Locking him in a room with Gaara, of all people, with not a single weapon or route of escape? Pure evil, he thought, pure evil.
Of course, he failed to count in that Gaara's sand would be useless and Temari, as his sister, would not want him dead. Occasionally she may want him severely wounded or paralyzed, but never dead.
Gaara, of course, betrayed no emotion the entire time.
"I will be taking a separate shower, because I'm a girl and it would be kinda weird if my brothers were staring at my boobs in the shower." She turned to leave, but then turned back around, apparently thinking of something. "Oh, yeah, before I forget: You do have to take a shower. This mission entails meeting with foreign nobility, and I expect you to look, and smell, your best. Not to mention you have exactly three hours to be ready for the first, tonight." She turned for the final time and left.
Shit. Kankuro thought. It took him forever to get ready for things! They'd have to take that shower soon!
"Kankuro. You take a while to get ready, right?"
"Y-yeah..."
"And you need to take a shower, right?"
"You better not be getting at what I think you're getting at."
"I am. Let's go." Gaara stood and did that creepy glide-walk thing he had (without the gourd).
Kankuro hesitated, but followed his little brother to the bathroom.
Whatever happens, its going to be an adventure.
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End of chapter one.
If you're wondering where this could possibly have come from, it was a school fundraiser. They were selling shirts with ways to save the environment, and one of the shirts was 'Shower Together'. Then those who had bought those shirts were forced to change upon wearing them to school. It was this big deal so I thought, 'Now, why don't I make a fic on that?' out of boredom in Biology.
Come to think of it, most of my things come from boredom in Biology. Hmm.