Road to Ninja 2.0
"Naruto! Dinner is ready!"
It's not fair. Them trying to act like my parents…HA as if! The very one who "loves" me is the one who sealed the nine tailed fox in me in the first place and screwed up my whole life! Naruto sulked in his room, his chair and other paraphernalia blockading the entrance to his room. He curled up against the wall and fumed in silence.
"Just leave me alone! I'm not hungry!"
He sat there stewing. When no reply came, he snorted. I guess my mom isn't really that fierce after all…heh. Whatever! I don't care anyway! First chance I get, I'm getting outta he-
*SMASH*
Naruto's things went flying and his chair flew in pieces. His door (or what was left of it) was in shambles and his wall had a gaping hole with cracks surrounding it.
"What the hell?" Naruto looked up and gulped.
In front of him was a lady. A very, very, very, angry woman. Her flaming red hair hovered around her as if it was floating in several strands, much resembling the swishing tails of the infamous nine tailed fox.
"…Mom?"
~An hour earlier~
"Madara!"
"Naruto, be careful! This guy is really, really dangerous! We need a plan to-" Sakura started, but was interrupted when Naruto jumped and-
"RASENGAN!" Naruto yelled as a glowing sphere of pure chakra slammed into Madara.
Or so it seemed until Sakrua and Naruto glowed out of sight and woke up in a parallel world where nothing was right. Lee was a perv, Shino was killing bugs left and right, Hinata was a possessive, sadistic, and violent girl who was bent on getting Naruto, Ino was a shy and conservative girl, Kakashi was like Guy while Guy was like a lazier, not so funny Kakashi, Shikamaru was an idiotic prankster, Kiba was a cat loving weirdo who parted with Akimaru, and so on.
*Back to the present*
"Now Menma, you're going to come and eat the dinner that I prepared for you, right? RIGHT?!" Kushina practically screamed at him, a crazed smile on her face, her eyes twitching. Minato was next to her rubbing the back of his head smiling nervously.
"Yeah, Menma you're going to listen to your mom. Right? Please?' He expressed to him with his eyes pleading Naruto to cooperate before his mom went on one of her infamous rampages.
Naruto gulped and his eyes went wide. This was his mom? She looked more like a demon at the moment.
"Y-y-yeah, s-sure!" Naruto whimpered out.
*Cut to dinner*
As the family ate, an awkward silence hovered over them. Naruto picked at his food until his mother, or what could've been his mother, glared at him. Laughing nervously, he apologized profusely and dug in reluctantly. He was still nursing the sizeable lump on his head, courtesy of his earlier sulking.
"So Menma, how was your day?" Minato attempted to start a conversation.
"Yeah Menma, just what happened today to make you behave in such an unpleasant manner?" His mother spoke with her anger just being hidden under the surface.
"Menma, aren't you going to apologize? Your mom isn't called the red hot habanero for nothing yah know."
Kushina just looked at him until he looked away sheepishly.
"Heh heh sorry bout that hon." Minato gave her an apologetic look.
"JUST STOP IT!" Naruto slammed his hand on the table and glared at his startled parents. "I'm sick of you trying to act like my parents! Leave it to Madara to do this! Make everything I've ever wanted and twist it so I have to live with the fact that none of its real!" With that he jumped through the window and leaped from roof to roof.
His parents just looked at his shrinking figure and stared at eachother, bewildered.
"Drugs?"
"…no"
"Yeah, I doubt it too, but clearly something is bother him."
"No, I mean no way he is going to ruin a PERFECTLY good dinner that I MADE FOR US and now he just RUNS AWAY IN A CHILDISH FIT!" By the end of her tirade her hair once again flowed around her head in a demonic halo and her eyes glowed with killer intent.
"Oh boy Naruto I hope you're far far away."
*meanwhile*
Naruto huddled up on a street bench and gathered his tangled thoughts. Ok, so in this world I have everything I ever wanted…but if I let them in, I'll only be in an even more depressing situation when I have to leave…Damn this sucks.
"Naruto?"
"Sakura? Sakura!" Naruto got up, his mood considerably lightening up. The pink teen sat down next to him.
"So, how are you liking this world so far? I mean it's not home, but it's not that bad, right?"
"No…I hate this world! Everything's just so messed up! How can you like it her?
"Ugh just as selfish as ever I see! C'mon Naruto, it's not so bad! I mean Sasuke is as dreamy as ever and he actually likes me! And having no parents, it's amazing! No parents, no chores, no ruled, it's fantastic! You're so selfish Naurto, you should be grateful that you don't have to deal with their crap all the ti-"
*SMACK*
Sakura stared at him in shock, holding her stinging cheek. Naruto stood there, his face quivering.
"…I,…I'm sorry Sakura, but you have no right. You still don't get it. See you later I gotta go." With that he walked off, his head hanging low.
"Naruto…"