Konoha TV: Ninja Island

CHAPTER ONE

And so the BoBoBo was gone! Never to darken a doorway in Konoha again! And if he ever returns we have several options.

OPTION ONE: Blame Orochimaru.

OPTION TWO: Blame Jiraiya and have him blame Orochimaru.

OPTION THREE: Blame Zabuza and have Orochimaru feel left out.

And so Shizune was set free! She walked into the village only to be bombarded with threatening emails via her Mac laptop. All of them told her to get PCs so she switched and found threatening emails telling her to get Macs. She can't win can she? Poor Shizune. She was thrown into the happy house, yes the building with huge pink letters saying HAPPY HOUSE, and because of that… Tsunade wasn't safe…
"Dun, dun, dun!" Eric Matthews, from Boy Meets World, said. The author gives him a glare.
"I'm dun." Eric says, dropping out of the story forever!

Tsunade finished watching the ending of Sensei Swap and was bored. Bored out of her mind. That combined with the fact that she was still without medications… She got an idea. An awful idea! A fun, for her, yet awful idea! It was time!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Okay I shall call this meeting to order!" Tsunade said. "TV IS BORING! WE NEED TO FIX IT!" Everyone anime-fell and climbed back up into the chairs.
"But you just finished Sensei Swap yesterday!" Kakashi said.
"YOUR YOUTHFUL ATTEMPT TO FIX TV NEARLY COST US THE NARUTO TV SHOW!" Gai shouted.
"I GOTTA GO POTTY!" Cried out a random Chuunin. Everyone pulled out bazookas and blasted at him. When they finished everything was destroyed but the chuunin.
"Only one thing left to do…" The Chuunin said.

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.

Everyone began dancing to the NUMA NUMA DANCE! As soon as it ended they all pulled out exploding notes and tossed them at the chuunin.
"Maybe I should have done Cuban Pete…" he said. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Poor Chuunin. He only wanted to dance the Numa dance.
"BACK TO THE MEETING!" Tsunade shouted. "Anyways! I have gone through my list of shows and have decided that the next show to be played is…. NINJA COOKOFF!" She shouted in the same way as she did the first time. "TWO NINJAS BATTLE TO THEIR END OVER PIE INGREDIENTS! Oh and I think the competitors should be Sakura and Neji."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!" Kakashi cried out. "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
"WHY NOT!" Tsunade roared.
"NEJI WILL DESTROY SAKURA!" Kakashi said.
"Oh yeah, I forgot that Sakura has no ability as a ninja because Sasuke hasn't left yet." Tsunade said.
"Sasuke leaves?" Asuma asked. "Where does he go?"
"On a youthful vacation?" Gai asked. "LEE DESERVES ONE! I SHALL GIVE HIM THE YEAR OFF!" Everyone looked at Gai and sweat-dropped.
"Well excusing Gai," Kurenai said. "We just want to know where Sasuke goes."
"He goes to the…. Forbidden Zone!" Tsunade shouted.
"OH MY GOD!" Cried Kakashi. "NOT THE ZONE… what is the zone?"
"The zone is…" Tsunade built up the moment slowly. "THE FEMALE RESTROOM!"
Everyone anime-fell.
"So Sakura gets stronger because he goes into the wrong bathroom?" Iruka asked.
"No. She gets stronger because she eats spinach!" Cried Tsunade, holding up a can of spinach.
"I thought you said she got stronger because Sasuke left." Kakashi said.
"ALL LIES!" cried Tsunade. "THEY ARE AFTER ME!" She leapt out the window and fell onto the ground. "They can't get me if my life is over" With that she stopped breathing and blinking. She turned blue. Then she leapt up. "AAAIIIRRRR! Okay back to the meeting!"
"YAY!" Cried the Chuunin dancing. A second chuunin had joined him! And…
"GAARA?" Everyone cried.
"Oh hi everyone!" He said smiling. "I am here because-"
"IT IS DECIDED!" Cried Tsunade.
"Uhhh, what is?" Gaara asked.
"NINJA ISLAND COMMENCES TOMORROW! I WANT TEAMS OF GAI, ASUMA, KURENAI, KAKASHI, GAARA'S TEAM, AND THIS SOFT DRINK TO GO TO THE DOCKS AT THREE A.M.!" Tsunade shouted. "Also I shall now eat this chalk, who wants to watch?"

Everyone decided to run off instead. Gaara went to inform his teammates of their fate, although he forgot that they didn't have to listen.

"We are in trouble." Gaara said.
"Why?" Temari asked.
"We are going on TV tomorrow at three A.M. don't ask me questions or else!" Gaara said sitting down.
"Why?" Asked Kankuro. Gaara turned to him.
"Mommy…." Kankuro said.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Author's Notes: BoBoBo may or may not take part in this. And a lot of jokes are not of my creation. I just use them cause they are funny. So I will not take credit for all jokes. Just for placing them with Naruto characters in this story.