A/N- So, here is the first chapter:) Hope you like it! Oh and by the way, for some of the pranks I have planned, I need vampires to sleep. So, I'm making it so that vampires only need 2 hours of sleep. Please don't complain! It's just one little, small adjustment to them! I love you! Please don't kill me!

Disclaimer: "You know."-me

"I know what?" -Stephenie Meyer

"What's supposed to be written here." -me

"And what would that be?" -SM

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!" -me

"Say it." -SM

"No!" -me

"SAY IT OR I WILL UNLEASH MY MOB OF ANGRY TEENAGE GIRLS OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN ON YOU!" -SM

"Fine! I don't own Twilight or its characters...." -me

"Good little human." -SM

"BUT I DO OWN THE CATHALS!" -me

HA!

Torturing Bella

Bella's POV

"Ohhhh BELLLLAAAA! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Emmett was running around the house screaming. Little did he know I had found my hiding spot in the drying machine. Yes. That's what I said. The drying machine.

Okay, so this day started out completely normal. Like everyday it usually starts out. Edward convincing me to venture through the cursed closet Alice gave me so I could find some respectable clothes, me waking Renesmee up, me attempting to wake Jake up (although it always turns into me kicking him in the stomach..), Edward helping me make breakfast for the two, and then visiting the Cullens. See, Esme always found a small cottage-like house like the one we had in Forks near the main Cullen house. That house was bought so that Jake, Nessie, Edward, and I could live as a big happy family. Esme would still decorate a room for Edward and I in the main house just in case, though.

Then everything got hectic. Edward announced his monthly bonding/hunting trip with Nessie, Carlisle had to go to work early, and Jasper had run away with Jake(they somehow had become the best of friends...?). That left Esme, Rosalie, Alice, and me. Oh and Emmett. Of course.

See, Emmett had grown up a little ever since the truth or dare game we played about a year ago. He was able to control himself and not be so idiotic. But then there were those few, few days where he would throw all maturity out the window and revert to his old days. The times he did this were rare because they only happened when Edward went on his trip with Nessie and Carlisle had to work late.

So here I was, playing hide-and-go seek with Emmett and the other girls. The foolish human game that Emmett can't seem to get enough of. And whoever was found first, would have to go through Emmett torture. I had gone through this to many times. He always found me first! It was just not fair!

"Bella, OH BELLA!" I could practically hear the evil grin in his voice. I bet the other girls were relieved by that fact that Emmett wasn't looking for them.

"GOTCHA!" I heard. I covered my head. Then I heard a shrill scream. When I looked up I realized that Emmett had not found me. No, instead he had found Alice hiding in one of the kitchen cabinets under the sink. I popped my head out of the dryer to get a better look.

"HAHA! NOW YOU GET TO GO THROUGH EMMETT TORTURE!" And there, on his stupid little vampire face, was the evil grin I had predicted.

"Nooooo! Emmett! Why?" Alice was searching frantically for me, Rose, or Esme.

"BECAUSE I FOUND YOU FIRST!" He broke out into laughter.

"Alright. Fine, Emmett. How about a deal?" Alice crossed her arms over her chest and stared Emmett down.

"Tell me what the deal is, first." Emmett grinned.

"You ignore me being tortured and I tell you where Bella is." Alice looked over from where she was standing, through the doorway, straight into my face.

Emmett noticed her look, winked at me, and said, "Deal." Alice ran off.

"Hey Bella. Come on! I want to show you something!" Emmett ran over and plucked me out of the dryer.

"ROSALIE! TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN!" Emmett cracked a grin and ran me up to his bedroom where he duct taped me to a chair in the closet. He even put some of the tape over my mouth. Then, he left the closet door open just a crack. I could still get a great view of the room.

Rose walked in the room. What struck as odd to me was that she was wearing a slutty/naughty school girl outfit. My eyes bulged out of my head. What the...?

Then I noticed Emmett in an equally "naughty" school boy outfit. I almost shrieked, then realized Rose would be pissed if she found me in her closet.

Rose jumped on Emmett, straddled him and pushed him down to the bed. I immediately closed my eyes but could not block out the loud noises coming from them. AGH! Thisis torture! I thought. I really didn't think Emmett would torture me like this!

An hour and twenty minutes later, they were done. Rose put on her Gucci dress and walked downstairs. Emmett threw on his boxers and walked over to the closet.

"There. Now you've had torture and you have a good example of what you should be doing with Eddie-kins." He started taking the tape off. Once all the tape was gone, I jumped on Emmett and started punching my hardest.

"YOU STUPID, GOOD FOR NOTHING, IDIOTIC VAMPIRE!" I'm sure it sounded like all hell was breaking loose because soon, three concerned female vampires were in Emmett's room.

"You go, Bella! Teach Emmett his lesson!" Alice cheered.

"Bella, do please stop. I don't want anything breaking." Esme said with a concerned voice.

"WAS SHE IN OUR ROOM THAT WHOLE TIME EMMETT?! THIS IS HOW YOU PUNISHED HER! YOU IDIOT!" Rose yelled. She stormed off and I soon heard her nail filer filing away downstairs.

"Alright, alright Bella! I won't do it again! Don't make me sing the Annoying Song again!" Damn. Emmett just knew how to get me to stop. That song had been haunting me for over a year, now. Wow. I just realized it had been about a year and a half since I became a vampire and a year since we played truth or dare with the Cathals.

I jumped off of him, glared daggers in his direction, and ran to my room. I really hoped Edward would be home soon. There was a soft knock at my door. I groaned. Alice walked in.

"That was great Bella! I'm so glad you beat him up and taught him his lesson!" Alice hopped onto my bed. I groaned again.

"Oh don't worry. I have something to cheer you up!" I didn't reply so she continued. "NEXT WEEK IS CULLEN PRANK WEEK!" That got my attention.

"Cullen... prank... week?" I asked in a nervous voice.

"Yep! It's so much fun! Last time we were grouped off by having team captains who chose their team members! This years, it's gonna be boys against girls! And we're inviting the Cathals over again like we did for truth or dare! Oh but first we have to move to the Cullen Prank House! But don't worry about it Bella! We'll explain rules and everything when we have the Cathals over and we're at the house! ROSE!" Alice dragged me back downstairs to the living room. Rose out of no where and was now standing next to me.

"Excellent! I can't wait! But poor Edward won't get to be on a team with Bella her first time... Oh well!" Then she bursted out laughing. Truthfully, I was scared.

"Come on! We have to buy Bella some clothes for the week. Rose? You still have Adeen's number, right?" Rose nodded her head. "Alright well text her and tell her to meet us tomorrow- which is Sunday- at Epcott in Disney World. Kay? Because we always start our Prank Week with rides there. Especially since our house is pretty close. Except it's in the woods where no one can hear cries of dismay..." Alice got an evil smirk on her face. I'm just glad that I'm on her team. There's no telling what kind of emotional pain I'd be in for the next week if I was on the opposite team...

"Oh, why are we playing this again?" Esme finally came out of hiding and confronted her children. "I thought you guys had abandoned our yearly Prank Week. It's getting pretty trite now, don't you think? We keep reusing pranks and it's getting quite boring." Esme sighed.

"NOPE! Not this year! I printed out a list earlier of all the over-used pranks that the teams are not allowed to use! If a team uses one, then they lose a turn at pranking the other team!" Alice clapped and Emmett called her a genius.

Just then, the door to our lovely Syracuse, New York house was thrown open. Nessie skipped in and hugged me.

"Mom! Did you hear? They're starting up their old Prank Week tradition! It will be our first time playing! And we get to go to Florida!" Nessie had also grown up slightly since Truth or Dare. She had matured much more and had also started enjoying having Alice dress her up. She even acquired Alice's taste in fashion. Each morning, when I would wake her up, she would look at my outfit disapprovingly before we headed to the Cullen's main house. Every time we moved, Esme had a small house for Nessie, Jake, Edward, and me to live in as a little family. Right now we were at the main house.

"Yes, I did Nessie. Although Florida is really bright..." I eyed Alice.

"Oh don't worry about that. We won't really be leaving the house or forest too often. And the Sunday that we'll be in Epcott is not going to be sunny at all!" Alice's eyes suddenly glazed over.

"OH THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND! WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DO THAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM!" Alice started throwing a tantrum. I looked over and Edward and he just looked amused.

"What's wrong, Alice? Are you okay? What happened?" Esme was trying to soothe Alice.

"HE'S GOING TO BURN MY CLOTHES FOR HIS PRANK!" Then she started dry sobbing.

"Then don't bring your clothes to the-" I started.

"NO! THERE IS NO WAY I'M- Ahwww! He changed his mind. Ahwww! He was told to do that to my clothes by... Jake," She growled his name. " But he yelled at him and told him that he wouldn't do that to his love's clothes! Ahwww! I love him! Where is he, anyways?" We all looked at her like she was crazy.

"What? He decided he was going to stick up for me and I thought it was very sweet!" The door was thrown open again and soon Alice was kissing Jasper fervently. Edward fake coughed. Then Jake ran into the room and threw his arms around Nessie.

"Shouldn't we be packing things up? We do have to have our stuff at the house tomorrow morning, before we go to Epcott." Edward came over to me and gave me a chaste kiss. It wasn't enough so I grabbed his cheek and pulled him down for another. He smiled against my lips.

"Missed me, didn't you?" He smirked. I rolled my eyes.

"OHMYGOSH! WE DO! BELLA I'M PACKING YOUR THINGS! AND DON'T YOU DARE FIGHT ME! I'LL BE OVER YOUR HOUSE IN HALF AN HOUR! AND EDDIE, I SUGGEST THAT YOU BE PACKED BY THEN OR I'LL BE PACKING YOUR THINGS!"Alice yelled while running up the stairs.

With those last words by Alice, Edward rushed me out of the house with Nessie and Jake following closely behind.

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