Duo was walking in the park in a late winter day opening his mouth to catch snowflakes.
"Hey, loser stop doing that you look lik a venus fly trap w/ hair!"
Duo closed his mouth and looked up in front of himself, "Wufei, why most you act like a hermit? You stay locked up in your room pretending that your on your computer waiting for a mission while you really listening to Relena. How can you like her? She doesn't like fighting and she's weird looking."
"I don't like Relena and you know that. I'm just thinking of a way to kill her. Should I torture her or kill her right off the back?"
"I should say torture. Heero can help us capture that, that thing!" Duo shoot up his hand high above his head and smiled evilly. "Death to Relena!"
Wufei smiled and raised his hand above his head, "Death to Miss Relena."
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"Heero, can you help us?" Duo asked pleading.
"With what?"
"To kill Relena!"
Heero spun around looking up at Duo, "Kill Miss Relena?"
"Ya, Heero, kill that Beach Ball of a girl"
"Don't you mean-"
Duo turned around toward the door, "Wufei I'm trying to watch my language. Little kids may be reading this."
"Well Duo this fanfic is about killing Relena I think they-"
"Will you two just stop talking they're supposed to be reading what we're doing not hear us fight! So stop talking about the fanfic." Heero straightened up in his seat, " So we're gonna torture her? Cos if not I don't wanna waste my time."
"Fine, we'll make this a mission. Now will you help us capture her and then torture her?" Duo asked begging.
"Mission Accepted."
"Do you-"
"Wufei, your word isn't needed right now, ok!" Duo walked out of the room.
Heero stood up from his chair and walked past Wufei to the hanger after Duo.
"They never-"
"Wufei!"
"Coming Du-"
"Wufei stop talking."
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In hours of preparation/careful planning (whateva you wanna call it) the 3-gundam pilots took to the air.
"Hey, Heero, Duo didn't we destroy our gun-"
"Wufei just shad up," Duo hollered. "Besides this is a fanfic and anything can happen."
Duo blasted up to Heero, "Heero why does Wufei have to talk so much? Anyway let's buy some pizza aft-"
Wufei flew past them and started attacking the Cinq Kingdom. Heero zoomed after Wufei followed by Duo.
Heero showed up on the gundam screens, "Wufei I want you to attack the mobile suits. Duo your w/ me."
"O-"
"Let's go Heero," Duo landed Death scythe Heck (HA!) on the ground and jumped out.
Heero followed and ran into the building.
"Sir Heero and Duo are inside the kingdom, what must we do?"
"Shut-up soldier. We'll capture them after we're finish w/ that Wufei. Send out all remaining mobile suits."
"SIR!"
"Duo, go that way," Heero pointed to the right, "I'll go straight."
Duo ran down the hall throwing bombs behind him every time he heard talking of soldiers, "Stupid idiots, The God of Death is here! Moohahahaha! I sound like a cow laughing..."
"Duo help! It's me Quatre; Trowa's here too."
Duo kicked open the door, he looked at the jail like cage and then at the lock. He smiled and pulled out a hairpin out of his hair. He started picking the lock. "How you two get here?"
"We came to destroy Relena, but...they found out," Trowa said his hair moving one side to the other. (*//_^ ^_\\*)
The lock popped off and jumped out the window.
Quatre looked frightened, "What was that about?"
Trowa grabbed Quatre's arm and kicked open the door, "Let's find Relena and kill her!"
"Actually...us other gundam pilots voted on torturing her," Duo said walking toward the door.
"We should just kill her, I don't wanna torture Miss Relena, I just think she should die for what she did on TV to Heero," Quatre replied following Duo.
"You don't have to torture then, but your right about Relena dying she will after she goes threw the torture I'm going to put her threw. Anyway let's go to Relena's little hide out right now," Duo yelled behind him as he ran.
Quatre looked at Trowa and started running after Duo, "What hideout?"
Trowa caught up and ran beside Quatre, "Ya, what hide out?"
"Stop askin questions. Heero's probably already there. I didn't come to get you two you know. You yelled for help."
"Nice to know you're our friend Duo!" Trowa turned to Quatre, "You ok?"
"Ya, but we shouldn't be fighting; where's Wufei?"
Duo turned his head to Quatre and ran faster. They came to a door and Duo slammed it open.
They looked around and saw Relena standing at the window.
"Hey beach ball! Where's Heero?"
Relena was silent and pointed to the chair at her desk.
Heero turned, "Hi."
"Heero!" Duo runs to him and shakes him, "What the heck is wrong w/ you! We're supposed to kill her!"
Heero kicked Duo away, "She jumped out the window and now she's a ghost."
Duo got up off his butt, and then said w/ questioning eyes, "But she's standing right there."
"Duo you idiot! You can see right threw her! She's a ghost!" Trowa yelled.
A shadowy figure darkened the room and stood in front window, a voice came on the comm., "This is Wuf-"
"Wufei, put your hand threw the window!" Duo yelled.
Nataku's hand went threw and Duo jumped on. Duo looked over at Heero, "Aren't you coming?"
Heero shook his head, "Quatre, Trowa I want you to go w/ him." Got up and walked over to Trowa, "Thx for helping me," then talked normal, "Now go."
Trowa nodded and grabbed Quatre, and then they sat on Nataku's hand.
"Come on Heero, you have to come," Quatre pleaded.
Heero shook his hand again and looked up at Nataku, or what he could see. Wufei pulled out Nataku's hand and blasted off slowly.
He must have destroyed all the mobile dolls along w/ the people in the base near by. "Relena."
She turned, "Heero, you were gonna kill me, weren't you?"
"Why would you care? You're the one that made everyone hate you!" Heero walked out of the room.
Relena ran after Heero, and in front of him, "Heero, why are you running away from me now? You made the others think that I jumped out the window!"
Heero raised a gun to her head, "Bye beach ball."
Bang! (Click!)
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"What?! Heero you pretend to have shot her? So you lied about her doing suicide?"
"Duo, I'm sorry, gee. Now you and Wufei can torture her like you wanted."
"Really? Wufei! Time to torture Beach Ball!"
Wufei ran into the room w/ whips and other torture things in his hands and around his body. "We can make her watch these war videos in my back pock-"
"Wufei you do want to torture her right?" He nodded, "Let's go then. She's done in the dungeon." (basement)
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"Quatre, Trowa," Duo and Wufei ran down the stairs, "Our time to torture the beach ball. Wufei give me a whip."
Quatre and Trowa walked up the stairs, humming to themselves.
"Hi Miss Re-"
"She doesn't have a name when we're around her she's known as beach ball or torture doll," Duo whipped the whip.
Relena screamed w/ pain.
"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I'm now the torture god!"
"Duo when is it my-"
"Wufei here's the whip I'm gonna get some matches."
Wufei looked @ the whip and smiled evilly. He cracked the whip running around. "Hahaha!" He dropped the whip and started punching her. "Take that beach ball!"
"Wufei!"
Wufei turned around, "What? I was finally having some fun."
"We can't Heero wants us to come back up and I never got my chance to torture Beach ball..." Duo started walking up the stairs.
Wufei did a spin kick at Relena's head, "Oof!" cough "Wufei...get...Hee-"
Wufei looked @ Relena, "Shut up." He ran up the stairs, "Why did we-"
"Wufei, they want Beach Ball. It was fun awhile we tortured her, but... when they find out we have her we'll give all gundam pilots bad names," Quatre sat down and sighed. "They're close to our location. We can..."
"Blast them into smithereens but they'd know it was us," Trowa took on. "We have to either kill Beach Ball or give her back."
"I say kill her. Anyone else?" Heero asked keeping his gaze out the window.
"Me."
"Ya me-"
"Wufei! Anyway me!"
"I guess 4-1 sor-"
Quatre cut off Heero, "5-0, I say we kill Beach Ball."
"I thought you-"
"Heero, screw peace, Relena should die!"
The 4 gundam pilots looked @ Quatre surprised the all said together, "Mission accepted."
Quatre smiled his sweet smile, "Death to Beach Ball!"
The gundam pilots marched down the stairs to where 'Beach Ball' hung on ropes, hands tied together and a rope leading to the roof where it's bolted. Her feet the same but tied to the ground.
"Raise you guns man!" Heero hollered.
'Beach Ball' raised her head, looking upon them, her face bleeding and clothes to rag and drenched in blood, "Heero," she murmured weak from her torment, "Don't...you love me?"
Heero had a questioning look on his face, "Love? HA! You made a mockery of me on TV. We had our gundams, then shipped them a one-way trip to the sun, then we had them back again, and because of you I had to risk my gundam. And you, you had to be captured in that underground base. My poor Wing Zero fell to pieces. But thx to this fanfic, I have it back again. But love you? That's funny. But you know what? **** peace! Screw the D*** thing. Your nothing but a slizy princess that thinks nasty and thinks of only me. Slut! Fire!"
The bullets went flying into Relena, blood splattering against the wall, 2ft. behind her. They lowered their guns as someone kept shooting.
"Die Beach Ball, DIE! Peace, ha! Peace sucks ***!"
"Quatre."
Quatre looked to his right, saw the surprised looks on their faces, "I got carried away didn't I? Anyway let's throw the body away. Uh... and have died rats all over the place!"
"Rats?" Duo asked.
"Think we killed the rats inside of Re- Beach Ball."
"Good idea Quatre," Trowa exclaimed, running over to the corner, picked up a box. He came back and bumped the rats on the floor, "There."
"Wufei, depose of the body."
"But, Heer-"
"No Buts, scared of Miss Beach Ball will come after you?" Duo teased.
"Er-"
"Wufei."
Wufei grunted and started to get Beach Ball's hole body down from the ropes, walked over to the back corner and kicked open a door that lead to the secret hanger they had. He placed it on Nataku's foot and tied the body. Wufei then jumped into the cockpit and flew off.
"Hey, loser stop doing that you look lik a venus fly trap w/ hair!"
Duo closed his mouth and looked up in front of himself, "Wufei, why most you act like a hermit? You stay locked up in your room pretending that your on your computer waiting for a mission while you really listening to Relena. How can you like her? She doesn't like fighting and she's weird looking."
"I don't like Relena and you know that. I'm just thinking of a way to kill her. Should I torture her or kill her right off the back?"
"I should say torture. Heero can help us capture that, that thing!" Duo shoot up his hand high above his head and smiled evilly. "Death to Relena!"
Wufei smiled and raised his hand above his head, "Death to Miss Relena."
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"Heero, can you help us?" Duo asked pleading.
"With what?"
"To kill Relena!"
Heero spun around looking up at Duo, "Kill Miss Relena?"
"Ya, Heero, kill that Beach Ball of a girl"
"Don't you mean-"
Duo turned around toward the door, "Wufei I'm trying to watch my language. Little kids may be reading this."
"Well Duo this fanfic is about killing Relena I think they-"
"Will you two just stop talking they're supposed to be reading what we're doing not hear us fight! So stop talking about the fanfic." Heero straightened up in his seat, " So we're gonna torture her? Cos if not I don't wanna waste my time."
"Fine, we'll make this a mission. Now will you help us capture her and then torture her?" Duo asked begging.
"Mission Accepted."
"Do you-"
"Wufei, your word isn't needed right now, ok!" Duo walked out of the room.
Heero stood up from his chair and walked past Wufei to the hanger after Duo.
"They never-"
"Wufei!"
"Coming Du-"
"Wufei stop talking."
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In hours of preparation/careful planning (whateva you wanna call it) the 3-gundam pilots took to the air.
"Hey, Heero, Duo didn't we destroy our gun-"
"Wufei just shad up," Duo hollered. "Besides this is a fanfic and anything can happen."
Duo blasted up to Heero, "Heero why does Wufei have to talk so much? Anyway let's buy some pizza aft-"
Wufei flew past them and started attacking the Cinq Kingdom. Heero zoomed after Wufei followed by Duo.
Heero showed up on the gundam screens, "Wufei I want you to attack the mobile suits. Duo your w/ me."
"O-"
"Let's go Heero," Duo landed Death scythe Heck (HA!) on the ground and jumped out.
Heero followed and ran into the building.
"Sir Heero and Duo are inside the kingdom, what must we do?"
"Shut-up soldier. We'll capture them after we're finish w/ that Wufei. Send out all remaining mobile suits."
"SIR!"
"Duo, go that way," Heero pointed to the right, "I'll go straight."
Duo ran down the hall throwing bombs behind him every time he heard talking of soldiers, "Stupid idiots, The God of Death is here! Moohahahaha! I sound like a cow laughing..."
"Duo help! It's me Quatre; Trowa's here too."
Duo kicked open the door, he looked at the jail like cage and then at the lock. He smiled and pulled out a hairpin out of his hair. He started picking the lock. "How you two get here?"
"We came to destroy Relena, but...they found out," Trowa said his hair moving one side to the other. (*//_^ ^_\\*)
The lock popped off and jumped out the window.
Quatre looked frightened, "What was that about?"
Trowa grabbed Quatre's arm and kicked open the door, "Let's find Relena and kill her!"
"Actually...us other gundam pilots voted on torturing her," Duo said walking toward the door.
"We should just kill her, I don't wanna torture Miss Relena, I just think she should die for what she did on TV to Heero," Quatre replied following Duo.
"You don't have to torture then, but your right about Relena dying she will after she goes threw the torture I'm going to put her threw. Anyway let's go to Relena's little hide out right now," Duo yelled behind him as he ran.
Quatre looked at Trowa and started running after Duo, "What hideout?"
Trowa caught up and ran beside Quatre, "Ya, what hide out?"
"Stop askin questions. Heero's probably already there. I didn't come to get you two you know. You yelled for help."
"Nice to know you're our friend Duo!" Trowa turned to Quatre, "You ok?"
"Ya, but we shouldn't be fighting; where's Wufei?"
Duo turned his head to Quatre and ran faster. They came to a door and Duo slammed it open.
They looked around and saw Relena standing at the window.
"Hey beach ball! Where's Heero?"
Relena was silent and pointed to the chair at her desk.
Heero turned, "Hi."
"Heero!" Duo runs to him and shakes him, "What the heck is wrong w/ you! We're supposed to kill her!"
Heero kicked Duo away, "She jumped out the window and now she's a ghost."
Duo got up off his butt, and then said w/ questioning eyes, "But she's standing right there."
"Duo you idiot! You can see right threw her! She's a ghost!" Trowa yelled.
A shadowy figure darkened the room and stood in front window, a voice came on the comm., "This is Wuf-"
"Wufei, put your hand threw the window!" Duo yelled.
Nataku's hand went threw and Duo jumped on. Duo looked over at Heero, "Aren't you coming?"
Heero shook his head, "Quatre, Trowa I want you to go w/ him." Got up and walked over to Trowa, "Thx for helping me," then talked normal, "Now go."
Trowa nodded and grabbed Quatre, and then they sat on Nataku's hand.
"Come on Heero, you have to come," Quatre pleaded.
Heero shook his hand again and looked up at Nataku, or what he could see. Wufei pulled out Nataku's hand and blasted off slowly.
He must have destroyed all the mobile dolls along w/ the people in the base near by. "Relena."
She turned, "Heero, you were gonna kill me, weren't you?"
"Why would you care? You're the one that made everyone hate you!" Heero walked out of the room.
Relena ran after Heero, and in front of him, "Heero, why are you running away from me now? You made the others think that I jumped out the window!"
Heero raised a gun to her head, "Bye beach ball."
Bang! (Click!)
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"What?! Heero you pretend to have shot her? So you lied about her doing suicide?"
"Duo, I'm sorry, gee. Now you and Wufei can torture her like you wanted."
"Really? Wufei! Time to torture Beach Ball!"
Wufei ran into the room w/ whips and other torture things in his hands and around his body. "We can make her watch these war videos in my back pock-"
"Wufei you do want to torture her right?" He nodded, "Let's go then. She's done in the dungeon." (basement)
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"Quatre, Trowa," Duo and Wufei ran down the stairs, "Our time to torture the beach ball. Wufei give me a whip."
Quatre and Trowa walked up the stairs, humming to themselves.
"Hi Miss Re-"
"She doesn't have a name when we're around her she's known as beach ball or torture doll," Duo whipped the whip.
Relena screamed w/ pain.
"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I'm now the torture god!"
"Duo when is it my-"
"Wufei here's the whip I'm gonna get some matches."
Wufei looked @ the whip and smiled evilly. He cracked the whip running around. "Hahaha!" He dropped the whip and started punching her. "Take that beach ball!"
"Wufei!"
Wufei turned around, "What? I was finally having some fun."
"We can't Heero wants us to come back up and I never got my chance to torture Beach ball..." Duo started walking up the stairs.
Wufei did a spin kick at Relena's head, "Oof!" cough "Wufei...get...Hee-"
Wufei looked @ Relena, "Shut up." He ran up the stairs, "Why did we-"
"Wufei, they want Beach Ball. It was fun awhile we tortured her, but... when they find out we have her we'll give all gundam pilots bad names," Quatre sat down and sighed. "They're close to our location. We can..."
"Blast them into smithereens but they'd know it was us," Trowa took on. "We have to either kill Beach Ball or give her back."
"I say kill her. Anyone else?" Heero asked keeping his gaze out the window.
"Me."
"Ya me-"
"Wufei! Anyway me!"
"I guess 4-1 sor-"
Quatre cut off Heero, "5-0, I say we kill Beach Ball."
"I thought you-"
"Heero, screw peace, Relena should die!"
The 4 gundam pilots looked @ Quatre surprised the all said together, "Mission accepted."
Quatre smiled his sweet smile, "Death to Beach Ball!"
The gundam pilots marched down the stairs to where 'Beach Ball' hung on ropes, hands tied together and a rope leading to the roof where it's bolted. Her feet the same but tied to the ground.
"Raise you guns man!" Heero hollered.
'Beach Ball' raised her head, looking upon them, her face bleeding and clothes to rag and drenched in blood, "Heero," she murmured weak from her torment, "Don't...you love me?"
Heero had a questioning look on his face, "Love? HA! You made a mockery of me on TV. We had our gundams, then shipped them a one-way trip to the sun, then we had them back again, and because of you I had to risk my gundam. And you, you had to be captured in that underground base. My poor Wing Zero fell to pieces. But thx to this fanfic, I have it back again. But love you? That's funny. But you know what? **** peace! Screw the D*** thing. Your nothing but a slizy princess that thinks nasty and thinks of only me. Slut! Fire!"
The bullets went flying into Relena, blood splattering against the wall, 2ft. behind her. They lowered their guns as someone kept shooting.
"Die Beach Ball, DIE! Peace, ha! Peace sucks ***!"
"Quatre."
Quatre looked to his right, saw the surprised looks on their faces, "I got carried away didn't I? Anyway let's throw the body away. Uh... and have died rats all over the place!"
"Rats?" Duo asked.
"Think we killed the rats inside of Re- Beach Ball."
"Good idea Quatre," Trowa exclaimed, running over to the corner, picked up a box. He came back and bumped the rats on the floor, "There."
"Wufei, depose of the body."
"But, Heer-"
"No Buts, scared of Miss Beach Ball will come after you?" Duo teased.
"Er-"
"Wufei."
Wufei grunted and started to get Beach Ball's hole body down from the ropes, walked over to the back corner and kicked open a door that lead to the secret hanger they had. He placed it on Nataku's foot and tied the body. Wufei then jumped into the cockpit and flew off.