A lone Gerudo sat atop a gray mare, looking out at the vast sands of the Gerudo Desert. She dressed in the attire of a Gerudo warrior, purple halter top with purple harem pants, a veil on the lower half of her face, twin scimitars at her waist, and her fiery red hair done up in a ponytail. Suddenly, she spotted something approaching in the distance. Her eyes narrowed. She reached for her swords. The figure got closer and closer. Eventually, she could see who it was: a young man clad in green, riding on a brown mare. As the man drew closer, he drew his sword. She did likewise. When the man got close enough, he leapt off his horse and she did the same. The two engaged in a furious sword fight, their swords clanging madly against each other. This went on for several minutes until she caught his sword between hers, wrenched out of his hand, kicked him in the chest, knocking him down, and holding both swords at his throat.
"I win." She said smugly.
"Oh, really?" He replied.
With that, he locked his foot around her ankle and pulled, causing her to fall to the ground. The man quickly grabbed his sword, jumped to his feet, and pointed his sword at the Gerudo's throat.
"You were saying?" He said just as smugly.
"That's no way to treat a lady." She sniffed.
"Oh, you're no lady." He chuckled as he sheathed his sword and helped her up.
"Well then, I've been in the wrong position in the Gerudo all my life." She chuckled as she brushed herself off.
The two smiled warmly at each other. She stepped forward and wrapped her arms around his neck. He lifted her veil and the two kissed passionately. Her foot popped up behind her as their tongues intertwined, exploring each other's' mouths. One of his hands ran up and down her smooth, warm bare back, going under her top, his other hand squeezing her round, firm backside. One of her hands ran through his blond hair while the other squeezed his firm rear. Eventually, they parted for air. He took the opportunity to bury his face in her soft, warm neck.
"I've missed you so much, Din." He breathed.
"Me too, Link." She smiled. Then she felt a certain reaction from down below that was poking between her legs.
"Ooh, you certainly feel like you missed me." Din grinned as she began stroking his rod. "Your poor sword hasn't been getting much polishing, hmm?"
"Not from anyone as good as you." Link told her.
With a devilish look, Din abruptly pulled away from Link, leaving feeling a lot colder in spite of being in a desert and his boner practically whimpering in protest.
"Come on." She said. "Let's collect the horses and take them to my camp. We can get re accommodated there."
And so, the two got their horses and Din led Link to a small oasis where a large tent was set up, Link's eyes firmly attached on Din's rear the whole way. Din stopped at the tent's entrance.
"Give me a moment to make myself a bit more presentable, will you? Oh, and let me get a look at that sexy bod of yours."
Without a second thought, Link pulled off his shirt, revealing his lean, scarred, and muscular body. Din grinned hungrily.
"Very nice. Now just wait till I call you."
Din walked in, spread around some cushions, spritzed some perfume in the air, and lounged on the cushions.
"Okay, come on in." She called.
Link stepped in, an eager grin on his face.
"Let's see you try to conquer this Gerudo warrior." Din said seductively.
"Oh, you know I will." Link replied.
Getting down on his knees, Link slowly pulled off Din's pants, revealing long slender legs that went up to the moon and a red thong. Link slowly trailed kisses up her right leg and up her stomach, being rewarded with moans and coos from Din all the while. Once he reached her top, he took it in his teeth and tugged it off, causing her large well-rounded breasts to explode out. Link buried his face in her heavenly valley of cleavage, his tongue eagerly licking her sweet flesh. Din pulled his face up to hers and engaged him in a passionate kiss while tugging off his pants, releasing his raging member. She then wrapped both arms around him as he pulled off her thong and his sword entered her pedestal.
An hour later, the two staggered out of the tent, sweating, panting, and limping slightly. Din had Link's hat on her head.
"That was good." Din panted.
"No, I was average, at best." Link gasped. "You were fantastic."
"Always the charmer." Din said, punching his arm. "Up for a little swim to cool off?"
"Even if you suggested we do it on the back of Ganon, I'd be up for it."
The two then spent a good amount of time splashing each other, kissing, groping, hugging, petting and all sorts of things in the warm waters of the oasis. Eventually, Link lay on the bank with Din resting back on his chest, the two watching the sun go down.
"Isn't it beautiful?" Din asked.
"It sure is." Link said, looking down at Din's wet hair covering her breasts.
"I was talking about the sunset, you perv!"
"I was! The colors remind me of you."
"Well, aren't you sweet."
The two kissed again and lay in silence for a bit.
"So what brings you back here after so long?" Din finally asked.
"I got word from Nayru," Link said, his face suddenly turning serious. "Apparently, she's sensed some kind of malevolent force that wants the Oracles."
"But I haven't felt anything." Din said, repositioning herself to look at Link.
"It probably isn't strong enough to be sensed by both of you." Link said. "But Nayru told me to find you and take you both to somewhere safe where you can figure out what to do."
Din lay back on Link to process what he had told her.
"Hmm…I remember fighting Onox, Veran, Twinrova and Ganon. Frankly, I could go the rest of my life without ever fighting an eldritch abomination again. But if we must, I suppose we must. Anyway, how's Nayru doing? I haven't seen her for a while now."
Link began to answer but Din held up her hand.
"Wait, scratch that, you probably know more than I want to know."
"Now, Din, you know I never kiss and tell."
"In fact, how do I know this isn't a plan to put your sword in our pedestals?"
"Din, give me some credit! You and Nayru are two of the most beautiful girls I've ever met, but we've been through a lot together! You're my friends, first and foremost! You know I'd never take advantage of you or do anything you didn't want me too!"
"Calm down, calm down, I'm just teasing." Din said. "You're far too heroic, chivalrous, and selfless to ever use anyone. Besides, your conscience would probably never let you hear the end of it." Din paused to look at the night sky.
"We'll get going first thing in the morning. In the meantime…" She rose from the water and seductively strode back to the tent.
"I'm going to need someone to keep me warm in this cold desert night." She purred. "Interested?"
"As if you need to ask." Link said, following her inside with his soldier ready for duty.