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/ Story: The Final Cock: The Fragments of Ass
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"C'est la fuck..." Stated a perplexed human ass.
Many thoughts whirled through his pants. So much had happened to him in his recent masturbation sessions. Albeit, very few problems for his cock. One might even say he has a dick of wax, on top of the fact that he could cum on command. Perhaps this would explain his main problem. He felt as if the world had no more virgins left for him. That being said, he had his fair share of erectile dysfunction...
The young man looked around his room; his abode. He had covered it entirely his own jizz. Through his own cum stains; though he was only a junior in college. The man was very well-known for all of his prowess. He was known as Leroy "Hard Cock" Hughes.
That name became commonplace for child hookers and motherfuckers alike. By the time he had even cum into high school, things were looking extremely wet for him. Leroy already had a prolific history, even in his tender age. Though, he hoped for something to fuck.
Grunting aloud, he screamed some of his concerns.
"I wonder what all of this means for me... All the while, it seems I have been fucked in more ways than I could imagine by my loved ones. Anything can happen I guess. So many opportunities.. Still.. I'm a little surprised that Ascensia Dick Enhancements came forward asking for me to volunteer. I guess I couldn't really say no. Heck. I can't get it up to anything right now that's for sure."
The world seemed so very sexual, and humanity had gone through many changes after the turn of the 3rd millenium. Though, evolution almost seemed to halt since changes to everyday life were to the reproductive organs. Throughout Earth, humanity slowly became more veiney in the pants region, and examples like Leroy appeared to be more distant, due to his gigantic cock. It's quite ironic, actually. In the presence of so much advanced technology, you'd probably expect people to have bigger dicks, but that's not how humans work. In fact, it just leaves more to be desired. They're like ape dicks. That wasn't Leroy's case, however.
"The only part about my situation that personally gets me hard is the sexiness of it all... Even now, I can see the effects of their work. Pretty amazing considering that I'm noticing changes after only 4 days. Penial enhancement has come a long way.. Though, I'm not really sure what to think of my dog's ass. No sense in dwelling on the situation as if it's a problem. That bitch is ready for some good ole fuckin'. There are some good effects along with this... But.. it's too bad I have no one to open my pants up to... Now, anyway... Sometimes I really do long for a true anal cowboy fuckbuddy... Hehe.. if I were younger, I'd probably just go annoy one of my brothers and ask about the hookers they know. Man.. life sure was a lot simpler then, and a heck of a lot more illegal... I used to be a really big zoophile, but that's just tawdry. I'm above that now. I'll live in the here and now and fuck everything I see, even spiders and baby tigers and seagulls and what the fuck ever."
Leroy came some more. He was pretty self-conscious about his small testicles and puffy asshole. That didn't mean he couldn't fill a bitch up, however. He had grown with the help of wheat germ, and some shit that made his cum smell/taste like maple syrup. At times though, he longed for a spoon, anything that would truly fuck his brains out. There were few with sexual interests like his. Of his many talents: He was a masterbater on the one hand. He was very passionate about his rusty trombone sliding. One of his life-long goals is to ride on a Cleveland Steamer. Anything to overcome his erection loss. A man of The Cock, he was/is. Always attending orgy rehearsal, he was never left with nothing to do. Leroy was never worried about the zoologist aspect of his life. As a matter of fact, he would be making his debut with his first horse masturbation solo the following day. What a day it would be..
On the other hand there was cum. The world had few people that liked that in the 3rd millenium. Most people were affiliated in some way with the entertainment industry. Not him, he had to find out as much about pleasing his sexual desires as he could. He was species independent. Respect for all animals, he had. His contemporaries might call him a faithful fucker, but he truly was a mixture of many different kinds of cum. He was a bastard, lecherous, and quick to fuck others with his extremely large penis. Being into zoology always made him question his omnisexuality, however. A subject whose basis is sticky, white, and salty-sweet means that there will never be enough cum rags to clean himself off. Just as shitpickles can be broken down into infinitely small cock strands, there is always one, very large cock strand left unaddressed by a vag. Or perhaps... there is a resolution for... such hard things...
"Well, it's been a long day of fucking. I guess I'll make myself a manwhore snack or something and get ready for my nightly dick-ripping jackoff. I have my rusty trombone recital tomorrow, so I better be erect for it... Gotta make sure the diarrhea is ready for the fan segment . . . I've been working on this for a while now. Can't fuck it up. No matter what, I'll fight for my shits!"
A few silent moments passed.. He felt like cumming again..
"Truth be told.. I may be into pussy, but it's all because of my traumatic childhood rapings. At times I really do wonder how I got into the subject of animal assfucking and shizznet awesomeness that makes the universe go 'round, like meatspin."
He covered himself, indirectly questioning the size of his load.
"They're kind of like pieces of shit. Both things are two sides of the universal fucksausage; asshole leakage. Viagra keeps me guessing, while pleasure makes me push forward through the blood. If it weren't for that, I don't know what I'd put my dick inside of... Maybe a pencil sharpener?"
- Well, I've always been pretty interested in the possibility of Triple cum madness. That was a big childhood motivation for me. I mean, cumming three times simultaneously, who doesn't wanna do that? 'It sure would be cool to be the first to do it on live television,' I always thought as I was being pounded in the ass by my brothers insane dog. -
"It really is hard to believe that even after all these years we haven't gotten any definitive hints as to whether animal fucking is explicitly legal in my state. But there's a lot more to life than just that. Everything needs a little fucking. All things considered, I'd say I came out of my mom's vadge pretty pink. Who knows, maybe I am a fucking dick demon whose destiny is to assrape every living thing. Maybe I can celebrate Cum Appreciation Day more seriously now. Gaah, listen to me.. sounding like I'm going to blow a massive load. There are times to psyche yourself out, but this isn't one of them. I'm not in a tight ass.. I need to be ready for tomorrow. Whatever that may be, I'll face it balls deep..."
The human did as he said. He made a snack, wiped the cum off himself, and got ready for bed. He was horny. He always tried his best to satisfy his urges ... Little did he know what the morrow had in store for him... A huge load.
The gigantic pair of labia of his favorite mare expanded in the stall outside, revealing a cherry red interior, giving hint that she would be in estrus...
"This simply won't do. Why must my menstruation be out of my control? I'm getting pussy blood all over the place, and I know it's going to get that young dragon cock throbbing really hard for my bleeding puss." A sexually troubled creature stated with some eroticism.
"It's like my teacher has told me time and time again. If I can't make her cum, then the world won't have a chance. The impending sexual frustration may bring an untimely falling action to the climax..."
There was a sense of a great orgy in the air, albeit the townsfolk were so very horny. In the humble porn rental/house of her's, there were many dildos. Dildos that had something not known to humans... Magic, 4th dimensional dick spaced vibrator offshoots.
What was this world of sexy insanity? No one's really sure but at least the ponies are sexually appealing. They're like fucking candy. The people reading this know that to be true. There was a bloody and horsey vagina at stake here; No matter what, she had to do something to be as inappropriate and sexually ridiculous as possible. Her teacher had always warned her of what would eventually happen: there would come a time when she could no longer hold back her urges, and force her hairy little snatch onto everypony she knew. Chaos was scheduled to have his way with her in a few hours soon, and the bond holding the cum back of his massive wang had weakened since the elements holding that seal together were not aroused. Everything spreads apart with time. In this case, the moving apart of pussy lips would determine the fate of a world.
"Everyone's too busy fucking themselves. At this rate, the cum won't even be able spurt forth any longer. All this time, I tried to be somewhat proactive, but I've let things slip into me. If you try to finger the future, it'll finger you back, at least, that's what I've learned. Sitting back and expecting everything to be all right is just fucking fine."
She had been endlessly fucked so much the past 4 and 1/2 years. She wanted to do a gigantic squirt of pussy blood into the mouths of everyone in ponyville, and was holding it back all that time. She would release it when she felt the time was right. The element holders were all so different, and all with different sexual weirdness. This led them to appreciate eachother's sexual desires. Although why deal with differences, when you can just fuck anything or anypony you want while saying "fuck you" to your obligations? Almost any individual would tell you that this is the most efficient way to drown your sorrows after getting a coat hanger abortion. In some ways, that may be true. Living that way means that you can always do what you want with only some insignificant "pregnancies" here and there. What's wrong with that, you little fuckers?
Nothing in fact. First and foremost, it encourages members of society to fuck whenever and who ever they like, even if it means killing small things along the way, unlike piss stains, which are hard to remove from silk sheets, cum stains consolidating and forming bonds turns out to be the soft thing for you bed. Those who cum the most will hold the dominating lifestyle, and any who finish otherwise will be discriminated against by the majority of the populous.
The Mane Six may have tried their best, but they all had sexual crimes and heinous lifestyles of their own. They just simply couldn't hold back on their sexual urges. If it weren't for the surge of ED and Equine Menopause in the past few years, perhaps there would not be so much sexual tension. Ponies didn't wanna fuck because they thought they would neigh too much and scare the fuck out of the foals. But then, they realized, "Why don't they join in", and started fucking everypony. The gigantic orgy came at just the right time. Shortly following their victory over a long-lost pornstar of Equestria's PlayPony publication, there came a surge of disorder. It seemed like destiny. Hell, they came 112 times in 10 minutes, while the other guy could only cum 111 times in 10 minutes. Only the horniest will survive.
To challenge sexy time, A certain generation of sexually gifted equestrians would be put to the fucktest. They would come face to face with Chaos, and be brutally fucked in every imaginable orifice for an extended period of time. These fuck sessions are so intense, that they leave craters everywhere, making everyone wanna fuck super goddman hard. The passing of dicks in and out of horsey vadges increased, among many other ridiculous things. Everyone was fucked mega hard. Even the element holders got caught up in their sex contests and stuff. In fact, they all scat fucked eachother the day before.
"Even my littlefuck buddy, Spike, is growing and is considering leaving me soon for a mare with a much tighter lifestyle." She said softly as not to wake the large dicked dragon sleeping in the main-space of her porn-home.
"On top of having to pleasure myself the other element holders, even my brother, who I use to fuck on a reguler basies, are finding stallions with bigger and better cocks, not even to mention that Fluttershy fucks a colt with maple syrup flavored cum. Why all the change? Well.. I guess that in a way, we are all getting looser... But I've had so much time to think on this, and it's almost like I wasn't able to do anything. Now, it seems like time is almost up and no one will want to fuck my purple pony vag..."
She was holding back a warm stream of piss. She wanted to just shower it on Spike's face, but knew that he'd eat her out and make her bleed all over the little fucktown if she did. She quietly scrambled around her library for some sort bizarre position that might be able to help her. Among her discoveries, she found many magazines that demonstrated vadge milking. One such example was the "Last Shit" which granted any sexual request the user could possibly think of. However, the user had to give up his/her orgasm to Chaos in exchange. A time like this would be the absolute worst for getting Ultra Aids. That much was certain. But, is Ultra Aids really that bad?
Among all the critters, there was one that caught the eye of the equestrian, albeit with one notable drawback. It was a turtle that had the biggest wang she had ever seen on an animal that wasn't a dragon, but to be fair, it was bigger then most dragon cocks too. This animal required vag 24/7. So, the user would no longer have time for anything else, and would need to be able and willing to have her snatch pounded over and over again, in the same spot.
The unicorn decided on that one Motherfucker. But, she opted to reveal just how absurd and sexually awesome her outing would be to her friends, just so they could know how happy she was to have her own sexy time with the turtle. She decided to fuck everyone when she got back.
"To whom I want to fuck:
You may have noticed my lack of cock pounding lately. I am looking for anyone who wishes to fill my ass . Although I have one request, and that is the one who answers this flyer must have a cock no smaller than 26.234 inches and a load of no less than 2.5 gallons. If anything is not to my pleasure, I am to blame. I apologize in advance if such a case does arise. I leave all of you with this, my friends... Please fuck me now..."
With much lust,
Twilight 'Loose Snatch' Sparkle."
She decided that that would suffice to help any who might wonder of her bloody stains all over her house. She felt fucking great about doing it, but these were horny times, so no one would really give a fuck. So few options, but so many things to fuck...
The unicorn made her dripping-wet wish. It was a very personal, super-hot request.
"I just want to fuck my goddamn turtle until I'm a bloody pulp and I don't give a fuck what the rest of you say. I really hope that Spike is nice and erect for me when I get back so I can have a tri-species threesome of all hell. Oh boy, it's making me soak the carpet just thinking about it."
The purple unicorn closed her eyes as a purple glow of cum enveloped her. She took her turtle and left it at that. She hoped with all sincerity that in her absence, that everyone she knew would be really fucking aroused when she got back. She simply could not wait to fuck everyone's brains out and go absolutely fucking insane.