Brr! It was a cold and snowy day in Germany. The trees looked like they were covered with powdered sugar, and the streets were covered in a crisp layer of the precipitation. Yet, when Ludwig Beilschmidt looked outside, he felt nothing but sorrow. His house was cold ever since he stopped paying his heating bill, but even worse, his heart had been cold ever since the divorce. Memories of warm, tender holiday moments with his beloved filled Ludwig with desire, but he had no one to share it with. He sighed, putting his chin in his hands and staring out the window, watching happy children build snowmen.
Wait.
Ludwig sat for a moment, thinking of the pleasure that rough, chilly snow crystals on his penis would give him. He thought about how it would feel for his hot seed to melt the snow around it. Germany could feel his erection beginning to press against his pants. He quickly pressed his hands down to sate himself for the present moment. But he couldn't stop thinking about the cool treat that he could have for himself.
He knew what he had to do.
Ludwig Beilschmidt walked out of his house in nothing but bicycle shorts. The freezing temperatures cooled his body and intensified his goosebumps. His feet were beginning to feel numb because of the cold snow pressed against them. He grew more aroused. Children screamed, and mothers ushered their children inside as Germany stooped down to scoop up some yellow snow and shovel it into his mouth. Yum!
Blinds were drawn, doors were locked, and now Germany was all alone.
All alone with the snowman.
Germany sauntered over to the yard with the most attractive snowman. He came close and gently caressed its cold face.
"Do you want to build a snowman?" It asked
Ludwig paused. He only ever made love to inanimate objects, but this could talk. But it was snowman. He was very conflicted on whether or not he should be aroused. Germany hesitantly poked a hole through the snowman's middle, to see what it would say. The snow melted around his finger. Ludwig groaned and felt his throbbing cock twitch.
"Woah, so this is heat!" the snowman said. "I love it!"
Germany took this as an invitation. He gently rolled off his bicycle shorts, letting his erection spring free. He stroked himself roughly.
"Oh, I love it! It's so cute, like a little baby unicorn!" The snowman said. Germany had to restrain himself to keep from having an orgasm.
and then inserted his dick into the hole he made with his finger. He groaned as the snow melted and turned into water around his cock.
"Oh look at that, I've been impaled!" The snowman said with glee. Ludwig grabbed the sides of the snowman roughly and started to thrust, loving the way the snow melted and changed for him.
Everything built up to Germany's orgasm; The feel of his dick changing the snowman's body, cold water sliding down between his thighs, the way that he could no longer feel his feet all built up into one avalanche of pleasure. Germany felt like his entire body had brainfreeze as he emptied himself inside the snowman. He felt himself on the verge of a meltdown as he had the single best orgasm of his entire life. There was snow way that he could ever top this one. His orgasm melted into a white haze, and he slumped against the snowman. He could hear police sirens in the distance, but that didn't matter to Ludwig. He let his entire body succumb to the cold, and let his shivers lull him into a blissful sleep.