'Dear...Myself or anyone reading this,
'It is December of 9011,Exciting right? I am currently searching for something for my friends birthday and -Speak of the devil..She's Calling me right now! well,I guess it was a short one today but eh..I'll make it up tomorrow.'
{YourChild_Hacker is calling you}
You pick up the phone and address to your friend that you are currently laying in bed when you are actually searching for a birthday quickly hang up.
ANYWAY.
{Introduce yourself}
Your name is Zosia Taimi
Weird name right?
But besides that,you got a whole friend to worry about. In that matter,A whole birthday present! I guess you better hurry up and find that pistol you were going to get her before she comes over-FUCK...she's here...QUICK,PANIC!
Zosia={Panic}
You panic for a few seconds when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. Knowing its her you quickly rush to open it and let her in...obviously...You fucked up.
So while you and your friend are talking how about we introduce this friend of yours.
Your name is Sarah Solange
You has many interests like calling Zosia out in front of class,calling Zosia at 3 AM,calling Zosia at 11 PM,Calling Zosia everyday...you really like calling Zosia.
Sarah={Get excited and hug your bestie}
You hug Zosia and to your surprise you see a gun under her bed...A pistol...you ask her why and she quickly fell to the floor.
Zosia:{CRY LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW}
You cry your eyes out and try to figure why your life does this.