House love group parody
House: Right we have a new case kids, any ideas?
Cameron: Its autoimmune
Forman: No way Cameron you're off your trot it's probably neurological. Probably thinking about shagging House again.
House: Can we talk about this at a more convenient time, you know in a sleazy motel or should I say 'otel?
Cameron: Can we just talk about it?
House: No! Ok this man is dying; I think he is allergic to blueberries!
Chase: Yeah that's right I agree with House *in a funny Australian accent*
Cameron: Oh, why don't you just shag him?
Chase: I wish
House: I FANCY CUDDY FOR GOD'S SAKE
Wilson: WHAT?
House: where did you come from Wilson?
Wilson: I was just admiring your gristle handsomeness…umm…I mean…you're an arse!! *Storms off, and shouts* stop taking vicoden.
Forman: Jesus am I the only one who doesn't have a thing for House?
House: you're just pissed because you are me, there's no way you can appreciate my attractiveness now!
Cuddy: What's going on in here?
House: *turns to group* SHUT UP EVERYONE!
Group: *look at each other* HOUSE FANCY'S YOU! *In a mixture of annoying accents*
Cameron: *under breath* bitch.
Chase: *cow*
Forman: *sigh*
Cuddy: House for God's sake I am completely asexual, get over me!!
THE END