"GUYSE!!!! HAY U GUYSE!!!! MEOW DAMMIT!!!" Grimmjow yelled out in frustration during an arrancar meeting. All heads turned to stare at him in slight disbelief. Even he behaved in meetings.
"Do you need to go to your litterbox?" Nnoitra smiled that creepy-ass smile.
"NO!!! SZAYEL IS PREGGERS WIFF MAH BABEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He started doing barrelrolls over the table before drawing an eye on Nnoitra's eyepatch and skipping merrily to make out with the pink-haired man. Szayel's stomach shot outward and he screamed "OH MAH GAWD I'M PREGGERS!!!!!!!!!". Upon hearing this, Ichigo burst through a window which randomly popped up in the middle of the ceiling and landed on the table.
"NO I'M PREGGERS WIFF GRIMMJOW'S BABEH!!!!!!!" his pregnancy belly popped out. "IMMA HAS LITTR OF KITTEHZ!!!!!!!"
Ulquiorra stood and pointed dramatically, yelling "OBJECTION!!!". All attention was directed to him. "I'M PREGGERS WIFF GRIMMJOW'S KITTEHZ!!!!" His tummy suddenly bulged out. Yami started to chant.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Zommari joined in.
"HAY! MR. T AND THE BEANER-LOOKING GUY!!!! STFU!!!!!" Grimmjow yelled and kicked them both in the faces. Aizen and Gin gaped at the horrendous display. The aqua-haired man continued with "A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA!!!!!!!!"
"GUUUUUUUUUUUURL!" Zommari yelled. "I WOULD SLAP YOU RITE NAO IF MAH NAILS WEREN'T DRYIN'!!!!!!"
"NO STFU MR. T!!!!" Grimmjow consumed 'Mr. T's' head whole. "BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MAH SPARTAH!!!!!!!!!!"
"SPARTAH?!?!?!" Ichigo yelled. "NO! THIS... IS... ITHACAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He kicked Grimmjow in the chest, sending him flying into the pit of death. He climbed out, angrily. "I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING WATER, BITCH!!!!!!" He drew his fist back before Szayel cried out.
"OH MAH GAWD MY WATER BROKE!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHH ME TOOOOOOO!" Ichigo screamed out.
"AAAAUUUUUUUGH MY PENIS IS LEAKING WATER OF SOME SORT!!!" Ulquiorra fell over. 3 M-Preg babehs shot out of each of them. The babies joined forces to create VOLTRON!
"NOOO! MAH BABEHZ ARE TRYINNA KILL US!!!!" Grimmjow shreaked. A dance mat suddenly appeared. Voltron totally served the Arrancar with his badass dance skills to 'The Last Saskatchewan Pirate' by The Arrogant Worms. They stared in panic.
"GUUUUUUURL!!! OH NO U DIDN'T!!" Nnoitra screamed. "NIGGAH FUCK YO' COUCH!!!" he quoted Rick James on Chappelle Show and jumped on Voltron's couch, grinding his muddy boots into the fabric. Voltron screamed "NO!!!!!!!!!!" like Ganon in a Legend Of Zelda CD-i game and curled up into a mudkip.
"KILL THAT BITCH!!!!!!" Yumichika yelled, randomly there for some reason at the specific moment. The mudkip babeh started beeping.
"WHAT THE FU-!?!?!!?" Szayel screamed before it exploded. Laughter followed.
-MEANWHILE...
Mama Axel sat in her throne, ruling the world(s). "Excellent... Excellent..." M-preg babehs swarmed her palace screaming "ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!". Weegee sat near her throne, staring at the babehs, infecting them with his virus. They loaded onto an airship from the Final Fantasy series and shipped them off to a location yet to be revealed... Mama works in strange ways, they say... TO BE CONTINUED...