… I should be doing homework right now, but I just couldn't resist /:
I do not own Bayblade ):
The camera began to film and slowly focused on the back door of the Blitzkrieg Boy's house, before the image changed to a teenager's face whose deep crimson eyes were sparkling with mischievousness.
"Welcome to this first edition of The Animal Hour, my name is Ian Papov, but everyone calls me Mr. McFearless" he wiggled his eyebrows proudly before turning the camera to the side so it was facing the door once again.
"Today we'll go on a journey to learn about some of the most dangerous and unpredictable animals on earth" The brave cameraman slowly opened the door to show a long hallway that lead to the wilderness people called the living room.
He laid down the floor and started to crawl through the hallway to cross it.
"We must be as quiet as a professional ninja on a mission, since the specimens we're looking for can be extremely temperamental when disturbed" The young adventurer whispered while he crawled further down the hallway.
"I know what you think, this is really dangerous and I'm the bravest man ever. But let me assure you, I've been trying to decipher these beasts for as long as I can remember, I can even sense when they're on the proximity. I guarantee you, I won't get caught-"
"Ian" A voice was heard from the proximity making him to freeze on the spot.
"We've been spotted! We've been spotted!"Mr. McFearless panicked in a whisper while the image on the camera abruptly turned to the side, showing a tall, blond man standing in the middle of the stairways. "We mustn't move, he may attack us" He warned his audience with the most quiet of voices he could muster and stared directly at the person's eyes.
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"…What are you doing?" Spencer raised an eyebrow questioningly, seeing Ian sprawled on the floor, talking to himself and glaring intensely at him.
He waited a few moments for Ian to answer but apparently his little brother's brain didn't work that day.
"Okay… I'm just going to pretend I didn't see anything" The blond muttered confused and followed his path upstairs.
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Once the specimen was out of sight, the camera moved to the fearless conductor's face. "We barely made it alive pals, well done" He grinned doing a small salute to his audience with two fingers in his forehead. "If you ever face a life-threatening situation like that one, remember to make strong eye contact to stablish dominance"
"Now on with the explanation, that was the great Spensaurus, also known as friendlyfishmanae, it possesses incredible strength and can be deathly when pissed off. As his names suggests, he is quite friendly and likes water. He is basically a big scary-looking Teddy Bear" The camera turned back to the hallway, and with great skills, after surviving his first encounter with these animals, Mr. McFearless, as sly as a fresh cucumber, crawled his way to the living room where his next specimen was.
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Please R&R! Who's going to be Ian's next victim? ;)