My first DBZ you like flame if you absolutely hate it.I do not own anything and I never will.
Goku was sitting in his room staring up at his ceiling bored out of his mind. It was Friday night and there was nothing to do. He was about to go get something to eat when his phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hey wanna throw a drinking party?" Vegeta asked. Goku sat up and thought for a minute.
"Hell yeah, but at your house, it's bigger, and you have robots to clean up the mess."
"Of course, Bulma and the kids are gonna be gone all weekend."
"Awesome, I'll be over in an hour to help you with it." Goku said. He hung up and went to his closet. He grabbed his clothes, took a shower, and headed to Vegetas place. He went around back and saw Vegeta on the phone. He saw him and held up a hand, telling him to hold on a minute. Once he hung up he turned to Goku and smirked.
"So,you ready to get fucked up?"
"Hell yeah!" Goku yelled. The two saiyans went into the living room, and sat down. Vegeta had about fifty different bottles of liquor on the floor.
"Let the drinking begin." Vegeta said.
20 minutes later
"Come on let's go upstairs. Vegeta slurred, grabbing Goku's hand and leading him upstairs. Goku looked at Vegeta's hair and reached out petting it.
"KITTY!" he yelled.
"I'M A KITTY!!!! I NEVER KNEW THAT!" Vegeta yelled. He got down on all fours walking back down the stairs.
"THEN I'M A PUPPY!" Goku said, barking like a dog, and getting down on all fours. He walked over to Vegeta,growled, and bit him on the crotch. Vegeta jumped and grabbed his crotch.
"Bad doggy!" he yelled.
"OH MY GOD,MY PINK FLUFFIES OF DOOM ARE DRIVING TANKS AND TRYING TO KILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled, running up the stairs.V egeta shrugged, finished the bottle of booze and ran after him.
The Next morning
"JESUS CHRIST!" Goku screamed. He looked down at himself and saw Vegeta lying next to him, naked and snoring.
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING?" Vegeta yelled, grabbing his head. Just then he noticed the state they were in.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME!" They yelled at each other.
"What did I do to you?What did you do to me? My ass feels like someone set it on fire." Goku yelled. Vegeta looked at him wide eyed.
"I FUCKED YOU!!!?
"FROM THE FEEL OF IT YES!" Goku yelled, getting ready to attack Vegeta. Before he could do anything, they heard the front door open. Bulma and the kids walked in and stopped dead in their tracks, their eyes wide.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE." Bulma yelled, seeing her husband and Goku naked, and liquor bottles all over the floor and empty. The men looked at each other before taking off outside. Bulma ran after them while Trunks and Bra just observed the scene, before falling to the ground laughing.
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