Angel: Glad it's not me in this fic…

Meowth: Same…

Angel: Bakura, the disclaimer

Disclaimer: Lazy lil Angel does not own any animes in this story

Chaos with Alex & Tanya Chapter 1

It was a peaceful day at Alex's house. Tanya and Max from Beyblade were over, and there was a knock at the door. Alex opened the door to see their friend, Ashley.

"Hello, Ashley," Alex said, smiling.

"Uh eh...Hi Alex...May I come in?" Ashley asked. Alex nodded her head and Ashley came in.

"I hope I didn't bother you when I said I wanted you to come over..." Alex said. Ashley shock her head.

"No...Not at all" Ashley said. Tanya walked up to them, and waved at Ashley.

"Hiya Ash Ash!" Tanya said, smiling.

" You've gotten into my sugar again..." Alex said, then grabbed the bag of sugar "MINE!" Alex shouted.

"Hiya, Tanya..." Ashley said, laughing a bit. Tanya screamed but then laughed.

"Gimme it back now!" Tanya shouted, and tried to tackle Alex. Alex dodged.

" Mine!" Alex said again and ran out the door. Tanya blinked, and sat up, and looked at Ashley.

"Hiya..." Tanya said, before she tackled Ashley and tied her to a chair "Yay! Just like what I'd do with Bakura...Muwahahahahahahahahaha!" Tanya said, and she snapped her fingers and Ashley turned into a boy "Muwahhahahahahahhaha..."

"TANYA! TURN ME BACK RIGHT NOW! AHHHHHHHH!" Ashley yelled, she broke free and she turned Tanya into a boy "HAHAHAH I CAN DO THAT TRICK TOO."

Tanya looked down at his pants and laughed "I have a wee wee! Hahaha!" Tanya said.

Meanwhile, with Alex. Alex was running through the...Streets, holding the bag of sugar up and laughing like a maniac while everyone looked at her like she was a psycho. Back with Tanya and Ashley.

"Wee! Wee! Tanya has a fireman!" Tanya shouted, she looked at Ashley and laughed "Ashley has a wee wee too!"

Ashley bursted out laughing " WOOHOO I HAVE A FIREMAN TOO!" Ashley said. Both Tanya and Ashley turned back into girls.

"Aww now I have boobies..." Tanya said, she grinned as she saw the mailman. She ran up to him and punched him. She walked back to Ashley "Ok I'm happy..."

Alex finally returned but her sugar was gone "Meanie Bakura took my sugar," Alex said and she started to cry.

"NOOO!" Tanya shouted. She teleported Bakura next to them and hugged him "Aww I wuv you Bakura!" Tanya said.

"Ahh! Get off me!" Bakura yelled. He got free and began to run, but he bumped into Max.

"Hi, Bakura!" Max said, smiling.

"Ahhh!" Bakura screamed. Tanya jumped on Bakura's back.

"Stay still or I turn you into a cute lil girl!" Tanya said.

"NOOO!" Bakura yelled. Ashley watched them and giggled.

"Hello Bakura and Max," Ashley said.

"We should play spin the bottle..." Tanya said and pulled out a bottle. Spins the bottle and it landed on Bakura.

"NO!" Bakura shouted. Alex laughed as Tanya dragged Bakura into the closet and locked it.

"Alex, let us out in 7 minutes!" Tanya said.

"Poor Bakura...Lets call Eli," Alex said. She pulled out a phone but then Eli poped out from nowhere.

"Hi!" Eli said, looking around "Where's Kura-chan?" Eli asked. Then Killua from Hunter X Hunter came, holding a gun, looking around.

"Where is he!" Killua asked. Alex looked at Killua and was silent for a minute or so.

"KILLUA!" Alex shouted, hugging her. Killua blinked and looked at Alex, as Alex let her go.

"Oh hey! hehe...I'm looking for a guy...with lavender colored hair...wearing a gold ring around his neck...know him?" Killua asked.

"You mean Bakura?" Alex asked.

"I guess...He's my bounty," Killua said. Tanya came out of the closet with Bakura. Bakura was covered in red lipstick.

"B...Bakura..." Eli said. She began to cry "I'm telling my cousin!" Eli shouted and ran out the door.

"Eli!" Bakura said, running after Eli, but Alex grabbed his collar.

"Oh no you don't...Someone's here for you...Her names Killua..." Alex said.

"SPIN THE BOTTLE! LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS I'M MARRIED!" Ashley said, coming out of her trance and running into the wall.

Tanya looked at Ashley and made Atemu appear. Tanya spins the bottle for Ashley and it landed on Atemu.

"What's going on?" Atemu asked.

"SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Alex shouted as Tanya grabbed Ashley and Atemu and pushed them into the closet locking it...and magic proofing it so Ashley wouldn't teleport out.

"Hehe...The Pharaoh deserved it..." Bakura said.

"Meanie Tomb Robber..." Alex said, punching him.

Max blinked "I want mustard..." Max said.

"Oh...No mustard for you Maxie..." Alex said.

"Ohh...I want it though..." Max said.

"Too bad..." Alex said.

"Fine..." Max said. Then Killua killed Bakura. Eli came back and saw Bakura.

"AHH! BAKURA! NOO!" Eli screamed as Killua walked away. Tanya poked Bakura's dead body.

"Yay!" Tanya shouted. Bakura somehow came back to life.

"Hehe...Good thing that Killua kid didn't know that I am immortal..." Bakura said. Killua appears behind Bakura and walks off with him.

"Ohh...Lemony!" Tanya said.

"Bakura..." Eli said, beginning to cry again "Why! Cheater!" Eli yelled and smacked Bakura, running off.

"Ohh!" Tanya said, making Serenity appear. Serenity was in a towel.

"Hey!" Serenity said. All the boys which...is...just Max got a nosebleed.

"Ohh..." Alex said and she made Miho appear. Miho was also wearing a towel.

"Where am I?" Miho asked. She looked around and saw Max. She blushed "Ma..Max? Uhh..." She said. Max blushed and he got another nosebleed.

"Hmm..." Tanya said, looking at Max. She snapped her fingers and made all the girls in the room only have towels on. Max got an even bigger nosebleed.

"M...Max...You pervert..." Miho said, slapping Max and running off.

"M..Miho...Wait!" Max said. Tanya hugged Max, dropping her towel.

"Aww dont leave Maxie!" Tanya said. Alex also hugged Max and her towel dropped as well.

"Yeah...Please stay..." Alex said.

"Ahh!" Max screamed, running off shouting something about psycho girls.

"Hehe...Poor Maxie..." Alex said.

"His name...reminds me of Maxie Pads..." Tanya said. Ashley came out of the closet, and sees Max running off.

"HEY MAXIE COME BACK!" Ashley shouted, running after him and tackles him "Stay here...DAMMIT I'M IN A TOWEL TOO!" Ashley said as her towel fell off "Shit..."

Tanya clings to Max "Maxie Pad! Stay!" Tanya said. Alex also clings to Max.

"Maxie...Please stay..." Alex said, kissing Max on the cheek.

"AHH! When will the insanity end!" Max shouted, getting free and running off again. Ashley ran after Max and tackled him again.

"Stay..." Ashley said.

"AHH! Get Off!" Max said. Miho, who now wore clothes, walked up to them.

"Max! You Pervert!" Miho said, grabbing Max's ear and pulling him "You are so in trouble..."

"It's not my fault, Miho..." Max said.

"Yeah right..." Miho said.

"Those girls are psycho..." Max said.

"Sure...Pervert..." Miho said.

Max sighed "Fine...Don't believe me..." Max said as he and Miho left.

"Bye, Maxie...Bye Miho..." Alex said.

"BYEBYE MAXIE BYEBYE MIHO!" Tanya shouted.

Ashley waved " BYE PEOPLES!" Ashley yelled.

"Well..." Alex said, snapping her fingers and their clothes came back on "It's getting late..."

"Yeah...Bye, Alex...Bye Tanya..." Ashley said, leaving.

"Bye, Alex..." Tanya said.

Alex went to her room and laid down, falling to sleep.

End of Chapter 1

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