So I was with my friend PointyHairedJedi about some stories. I edit for him and he writes zootopia stories. He described the following idea and let me write about it. This is an alternate universe, BTW.
The year is 3018. We are classified By dorito flavors. I am cool ranch and this is my story.
The class system works as Nacho cheese being the lowest class and Doritos Jacked Ranch dipped buffalo wings being the monarchy of sorts. You get promoted through the classes if you work hard enough. When you get promoted, the hand you a doritos bag, showing your class.
Enough on that, lets focus on my backstory. While growing up, the schools were very segregated. When a nacho cheese tried to sneak in, he was sent to the cruncher for 5 years. The different classes even used different dew bowls. But that all changed during the 5 cheese blend war.
During the war, thousands of gross flavor packets were dropped. Billions of crumbles shot out of MLGuns. millions of chips lost. And that was the first of the problems. World war dew came next, starting the great mostly air filled bags. The country recovered just in time to start the bold war and the space race to the swiss cheese moon. Getting off topic again, I know. Anyway, segregation and all racism stopped at that point, but the class system remained. Then we had the war on terrorists. The Rabacals fought in foreign countries, but we still helped them. I am done with this history lessons. We live in a perfect society, no crimes, no police, no military, everyone doing what they should be doing. Then there is me. My childhood was stealing food for a living. I made money and food.
I never claimed that it followed the storyline exactly, but i will try to. This is going to make a lot of you hate me, but I have never seen the matrix. I can already feel the rage comments. This story is only based on the idea everything is computer generated. Anyway, this is all just a backstory. I probably will continue to write anyway, but please favorite and write a review, it motivates me a lot. Well, nipples and goodbye!
