A few years ago my friend introduced me to She wrote this HILARIOUS story containing my friends and myself. I love her so much but completely lost touch with her since we last went to school together so here's a similar scenario in honor of my fave trash-liver's girlfriend.

This is not one of the stories I was talking about in my other story, but I will try to stick to just this and Dear Student Number 432 only so that I can devote more time and make more updates

Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. Everything else I rule like the world.

Chapter One: Last Will and Last Choice

Theo, stop, the girls are just upstairs." Thera giggled as her boyfriend, Theo, slowly leaned his back onto the couch in their friend, Zelia's, house.

"Oh come on Ther, they said that they'd leave us alone. Plus, I haven't seen you in days." Theo looked into Thera's eyes.

"Oh come on," she slapped his arm playfully, "we were just at my house last night."

"Yes, but your parents were in the room with us most of the time." Theo said as he began kissing her neck.

Thera giggled as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

CREAK

Thera whipped her head around as Theo shot his up. Zelia and their friends Tanya, Shari and Daliah were in a row on the stairs decked out in fluffy robes, make-up and hair clips.

"What are you guys doing?" Thera asked as she began to blush madly.

"What? Can't a few friends go downstairs while their other friends are making out on a couch to make popcorn?" Daliah said innocently.

"You guys are throwing a party, aren't you?" Theo said as he got up. He had known his girlfriend's friends long enough to know when they were planning something. Especially when that something would disturb his alone time with Thera.

"Going." The four girls threw their robes to the ground revealing their outfits.

Daliah had on a knee-length black skirt with a loose, red halter and black sandals. Tanya was wearing a slinky purple dress that ended very high on her thighs with matching purple flip-flops. Thera could see her bag stuffed with tissues and cough drops. Shari's outfit was blue Capri's with a white one-sleeve top and blue mary-janes. Zelia was just wearing plain jeans with an orange T-shirt and sneakers.

"My cousin's friend's cousin is having an open house party in Little Whinging." Zelia told her friends on the couch. Theo had resumed his place beside Thera with his arms wrapped around her waist.

"You guys wanna come?" Shari asked without even thinking.

"Um, no thanks, we're good." Theo responded.

"Actually, a party sounds like fun." Thera said. "What's the address? We can go later." She lowered her voice and put her hand to the side of her mouth so only her friends could see what she was saying and mouthed, "I think it'll take a little while to get him to agree," and winked.

"Hehe, Yeah, sure. It's number four Privet Drive." Zelia told them. "Oh, and don't forget that my cousin and his friend are staying here for a while."

"Thanks. Bye guys." Thera said as her friends left the house, not even realizing the familiarity of the address. "Now where were we?"

Theo smiled as he reintroduced his lips to her neck as Thera wrapped her arms around his neck. His hands began to find their way up her cut up "The Killers" T-shirt and unhooked her favorite, bright yellow bra.

"What? You forgot how to find my lips?" Thera smirked as she brought Theo's face up to her's and brought their lips together.

The two began to kiss, and in Theo's case a little more, for what seemed like forever. All thoughts of the party disappeared until they heard the door slam open.

"Why mum won't let us stay at the Burrow while she, Ginny and dad are visiting Charlie is beyond me." They heard. Thera's head shot up as she looked at the two boys in the doorway.

"Shh, Ron, your cousin said that her friend was still here." The second boy's voice said.

"Harry? Ron?" Thera jumped up and ran over to the boys to bring her two best friends into a large embrace.

"Hermione?"

"Thera?"

Thera stood before her friends as Theo walked over to see who she was talking to and find out why they had called her Hermione.

"Oh, yes, Theo. These are my two best friends from school, Harry and Ron. Guys, this is Theo." Thera explained, though not fully. "Wait, are you guys staying here this weekend? Oh my god, Ron, you're Zelia's cousin?"

"Yeah. How do you know Zelia 'Mione?" Harry asked as he put his heavy trunk down.

"'Mione?" Theo asked. "Don't you mean Thera?"

"Thera?"

"Um, yeah. Actually, that's the name I use in the muggle world." Hermione explained, blushing more and more my each passing second.

"Muggle?" Theo asked. He had no idea as to what was going on.

"Oh, um, that's what we call out of school Theo. Hey, why don't you help bring their stuff upstairs to the guest room that you're staying in?" Thera suggested.

Theo grabbed one end of Harry's trunk as Harry grabbed the other. The two walked through the large entrance hall end up the first flight of stairs. Thera grabbed the bird cages and Ron picked up his duffel.

"Hermione, what's going on here?" Ron asked. (A/N If you haven't been able to tell by now, TheraHermione)

"Ron, Theo is my boyfriend. We've been together since the summer after fourth year, but I knew him in primary school. He's a muggle, as are most of our friends, and doesn't exactly know that I'm a witch." She replied quietly. "Same with the other girls staying here, Sophi, Tanya and Dalia, all muggles."

The two quickly ran up the stairs to catch up to the two boys ahead of them.

"So Thera, how has your summer been so far?" Harry asked as she and Ron entered the guest room. It was large with four twin-sized beds, each one against the four walls. One of the bedsheets was yellow, another red, the third blue and the last green. It reminded Thera of Hogwarts. (A/N I know that calling Hermione Thera is getting confusing so after this chapter I swear that I will not refer to her as that). Zelia's family lived in a large, beautifully decorated house that had been in her family for generations. Her parents always knew, though, how to make their beautiful, rich house look even as simple as if it was just an average house in the suburbs.

"Oh shut up Harry. It just happens to be my middle name and I have been using it since I was little." Thera explained. "It's easier to pronounce and I'll have you know that it has been going great. What about you guys?"

"Same old, same old. Dursley's being their usual shit, and Dudley's friends spend every waking moment tormenting the kids in the neighborhood." Harry said as he sat down on the red bed.

"And my mum said that Aunt Marie and Uncle Horrace asked Fred and George to check up on us while they're in Sweden with Great uncle Bruce." Ron told them as he plopped onto the yellow bed. The blue one was covered with Theo's clothes, so he moved some aside, making room for him to sit. He took Thera by the waist and pulled her down onto his lap.

"So why did you guys leave the party?" Thera asked.

"Dudley caught sight of my cuz, I felt it was time to leave." Ron said.

"You idiot. Do you actually think that Zelia would let him do anything? Plus she has Tanya, Sophi, and Daliah. Only Tanya and I are bold enough to even do anything with guys, and Tanya has a cold, so I don't think that you'll have to worry." Thera giggled.

"My little slut." Theo rolled his eyes.

"And you love me for it." Thera said as she kissed him on the lips.

"Not in front of the best friends, please." Harry joked.

"Oh shut up guys. Besides, we've been together for two years (A/N My story is non-HBP seventh year)!" Thera smiled.

"Fine, fine, fine. But it's like watching Ginny and Harry, and Dean, and all those other guys." Ron sighed.

Thera chucked one of Theo's dirty socks at Ron.

"Hey, do you guys want to go back to the party? It should still be going on for a while." Thera suggested.

"Are you kidding? I only just got out of that house. Do you expect me to go back for a party?" Harry exclaimed.

"Okay, well I want to go so, Theo, you are coming with me." Thera said as she jumped up. "You guys have fun. Fridge is stocked. We will see you later."

Thera dragged Theo to her car (A/N THEY CAN DRIVE AT THIS AGE IN ENGLAND! IT'S MY STORY!) and drove to the park near the Dursley's house. Thera didn't even think of what she and Theo were wearing when she ran out, but lucky for her, she was already wearing her cut-up, oversized shirt that looked like something one would wear in the eighties with a denim mini-skirt and yellow sandals. Theo was wearing a black wife-beater and baggy, torn jeans. Thera thought about how lucky it was for her that this wasn't some party where you actually have to look nice or anything. Some of the people, other than her friends, would probably be wearing sweatpants or something.

"Oh come on Thera, are you sure that you want to go to the party?" Theo asked as he stroked her hair.

The summer had been very good to her hair. Her bushy brown hair smoothed down and straightened, flowing down to her mid-back when she brushed it in the morning, but today was in loose, wavy swirls. Thera decided that maybe this school year she would try to keep it this way, making it much easier to manage.

"As tempting as that sounds, I want to see this Dudley guy who made most of Harry's life miserable." Thera said. There was no way she was missing seeing the home where Harry grew up for the majority of his life. His descriptions of his relatives made them sound as though they would belong in a sideshow.

"How about we go, see this guy, and then come back here for a while. I mean, with your friends stayin' with us, I'm sure that I'm not gonna have you to myself as much." Theo wrapped his arms around her.

"Theo, you don't have to be so protective. They're just friends. More like big brothers actually."

"Then say that you love me." During the past two years that they had been together, Thera had never said 'I love you' to him the way a girlfriend would. She would say it while laughing, working, and eating, but never staring him in the eyes, serious, yet happy expression, and saying it like she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. Theo never stopped, but Thera could never begin.

"Theo-"

"Thera, or Hermione is it? I've known you since primary school and ever since you got accepted to your boarding school, I only get to see you in the summer and some holidays when you feel like coming home. We write letters and talk on the phone, but it isn't enough, especially if you can't return my love."

"I have done nothing but return your love, maybe even more. I lo-I lo-I truly care for you and never want to lose you."

"Thera, please don't do this. You know what I'm talking about." Theo gazed deep into her eyes.

"Theo, let's just get through this party. We can talk later." Thera was getting scared. Yeah, she loved him, she just wasn't ready to say it. Not in the way he wanted.

"HEY GUYS! I MISS ANYTHING?" Thera screamed over the music when she had found her friends in the living room. There were people everywhere.

"WHERE'S THEO?" Shari asked.

"GETTING DRINKS!" Thera answered. She finally convinced Theo to wait until they got back to Zelia's house to talk.

"CHECK OUT THAT PIG WALKIN' AROUND LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE!" Tanya pointed to a large, round boy walking around with a pompous attitude.

"IT'S HIS HOUSE, I THINK!" Thera laughed at her friends.

"MY BAD! HEY, LET'S GO FIND THEO! I NEED A REFILL!" Tanya raised her cup.

The girls went over to Theo, who looked a bit upset to the friends.

"THEO! WANNA FILL ME UP!" Tanys asked.

"NO, NO, NO! TANYA, DO YOU NOT REMEMBER LAST HALLOWEEN?" Daliah said as she took Tanya's cup from her hands.

"FINE! I'LL JUST GO DANCE OR SOMETHING!" Tanya said as she grabbed Zelia and Shari and dragged them off to where people were dancing.

"SO YOU GUYS MEET ZELIA'S COUSIN AND HIS FRIEND BEFORE?" Daliah asked. "I STILL DON'T GET HOW THEY GOT ALL THE WAY TO THE HOUSE WITHOUT THE CAR!"

"OH, THEY WORK OUT A LOT!" Thera tried to explain. She knew that they most likely apparated over.

"YOU KNOW THEM? OH MY GOD, LUCKY BITCH!" Daliah exclaimed.

"THEY GO TO MY SCHOOL! WE'RE LIKE SIBLINGS! WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!" Thera tried to explain.

"WELL WHATEVER. I JUST THINK THAT YOU ARE STILL THE LUCKIEST GIRL! THEY ARE HOT!" Daliah had completely forgotten about Theo being there.

"PEROSNALLY, I THINK THAT I'M THE LUCKY ONE BECAUSE OF THE GUY STANDING BEHIND ME!" Thera screamed as she reached back and put her arm around Theo's waist.

Suddenly, Thera felt a vibrate on her waist as 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' started playing. She opened her cell phone and saw that it was Zelia's house calling.

"HARRY?" She asked, knowing that Ron probably didn't know how to use the phone.

"HERMIONE! I THINK THAT YOU HAD BETTER GET BACK HERE! THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE GOING ON!" Harry's voice said from the other end.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"I MEAN I JUST READ SIRIUS'S WILL! TURNS OUT I GOT MORE THAN KREACHER TO WORRY ABOUT!" Thera was about to ask what he meant before realizing that Ron's wasn't the only voice in the background.

"HARRY, IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?"

"BLOODY HELL POTTER, JUST TELL HER! IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A SECRET MUCH LONGER!"

"MALFOY?"

A/A Okay, not exactly how I was planning on this to go. My friend also would never have allowed this. At first I was considering ending the chapter with a vote deciding whether to break up Theo and 'Thera', but wow, my story seems to be writing itself. Okay, so I might change this chapter a little in the middle of writing the next chapter, but for now, enjoy. I just hope that the next chapter helps me figure out where the story is going.

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