A/N: Another one for Schermionie's 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Challenge. Each chapter has the same number of words as the chapter title. Enjoy

Disclaimer: Cheers to J.K. one of the greatest women I know. She invented Harry Potter, I did not.

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"Frederick Weasley,have you gone COMPLETELY MENTAL?"

She stood covered in what could only be described as pink bogeys and all I could do was laugh. Okay so perhaps I did charm the front door of the Burrow, but in my defense I was expecting Ron, not his girlfriend. I didn't even know she was coming to visit this summer.

"Hermione darling, you've got something in your hair." I tell her.

She was so adorable when angry all I wanted to do was hug her; that is until she reached for her wand.

"Oh bugger, you're seventeen"

And so I apparated.