-1As usual the disclaimer saying that I don't own the x-men has either been lost, misplaced, or stolen by forces to evil to even imagine.
"a one, a one two three and"
"Jeanie's got a gun!
Jeanie's got a gun!
Her whole worlds come undone
She's hotter than the sun
What did her Scotty do
What did he put her through "
"For the last time you insufferable little nut jobs I do not own a gun" yelled Jean, "but if you keep it up I might just get one to shut you guys up."
"They said when Jeanie was arrested
They found him clogging up the drain
But Scott really had it comin' Now that Jeanie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same", Sam, Bobby, Jubilee, Jamie, and Pyro, continued despite Jean's curses and threats.
"Jeanie's got a gun!
Jeanie's got a gun!
Her killing spree's begun
Now everyone's on the run
Tell me its untrue
What did her Scotty do?
Now she's eatin for two
The man has got to be lame
They say the spell that he was under the diapers and the
blunder knew that Jeanie had to spread the blame" they continued singing as Scott walked into the room.
"What Jean's pregnant?" he asked staring at Jean with worried look on his face.
"No Scott" Jean cried "Don't listen to them"
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Scott yelled running from the room thinking of how much money he would have to spend on his child.
"That does it you little ingrates if I hear one more peep out any of you I will telekinetically hold your mouths shut for the rest of your pathetic little life" Jean screamed at theem as she went chasing after Scott.
If you have any song that you would like to have the "singing mutants" sing (not they can or should sing) please let me know.