Edward Elric yawned and stretched his arms above his head. The sun shown brightly through the windows and the birds chirped loudly. Ed looked at the clock and ground; only 10 am. Knowing he wasn't going to get any more sleep, Ed got out of bed to the kitchen to start breakfast. His lover would be up any minute now and would want breakfast.
Ed had come an excellent cook over the year. He wasn't the all American professional, but it was good enough were he didn't have to eat out every single day.
Grabbing a couple slices of bread, and the carton of eggs from the fridge, Ed set to work. He turned the fryer of and cracked open the eggs. After putting a few eggs on, he grabbed the bread and put it in the toaster. He then got out two glasses and set them on the counter beside the fridge. Opening the fridge, he grabbed the orange juice and poured it into the two cups and put it back, closing the door behind him.
Ed got out two plats and put two eggs on both of them. As soon as he was done, the toaster signaled it was done. He turned around to get the toast, but the toast had not popped up. Ed grabbed a fork from the drawer and stalked over to the toaster.
It was mocking him. Laughing at him. Ed stuck the fork in the toaster to get the toast, but ended up screaming.
A loud bang was heard upstairs, loud footsteps running, and a figure running into the kitchen. Roy Mustang found Ed with a fork in his metal hand and his hair sticking every which way. "Edward what happened?"
"I stuck a fork in the toaster cuz it smelled like a good idea." Roy shook his head and took the fork off of Edward and helped him up. Kissing him on the forehead, Roy threw the fork into the sink; "Go sit down, I'll make breakfast."
Edward nodded……………….
Edward Elric woke up in a cold sweat; "I just had the weirdest dream."
"Go back to bed Edward."
A scream was heard coming from the house.