Notes: I don't own Doctor Who. If I ever do, I will not be stuck on here I will be out clinging on to Matt Smith. Just so you know. This is a bit rubbish and really quite fluffy at the start but I think it gets better. Reviews are love.

Chapter 1: Surprise!

The Doctor stepped out of the Tardis, flinging his arms out wide 'Here we are- Earth, 2367! Surprise!' the Ponds stepped out after him, Rory looking wary and Amy rolling her eyes. He had, as usual brought them somewhere completely different from where they wanted to go without telling them.

'Doctor, why are we actually here? I thought we were going to that Barcelona planet- with the dogs with no noses?' Amy didn't look pleased to be back on her home planet, even though it was 300 years in the future. She folded arms and Rory glanced at her, sensing her mood. The Doctor however was completely oblivious to her annoyance.

'Yeah we were but Tardis was picking up some stuff. And you know me, I can't resist stuff. Just can't leave it alone' he was slowly starting to walk forward 'I think I'm going this way!' suddenly he started running towards a block of old, big houses. Amy followed him, catching up to him. Rory sighed and as always, followed his wife, trudging along behind her. The Doctor knocked on the door of the first house he came to, a rambling crumbling old house 'Hello! Hello! Just want to ask you a few questions!' the door was opened by a young teenage girl who looked at him inquisitively

'Hello. What do you want?' she wasn't aggressive or rude, she just wanted to know.

'Hi, I'm the Doctor and I'm looking for some stuff. Have you seen anything weird recently? No tremors, odd weather, anything like that? Any weird floaty stuff? Aliens? Anything at all? Anything weird?' he leant against the door-frame. She thought for a minute and slowly shook her head 'I don't think so. You could ask my mum? She's an expert with weird'

'Yeah, please that would be great. I like her already. Can we come in?' he pushed his way into the house, looking around. The walls were painted a shade of blue, very similar to the colour of the Tardis. The girl shouted out upstairs 'Mum! There's some people here, they want to ask you some questions' she showed them into the living room.

'Great, thanks. What's your name, by the way?' he beamed at her and sat down on a sofa. The walls were full of complicated-looking diagrams and drawings. Some of them he recognised, and to his surprise they actually seemed accurate. This woman must be very good with weird.

'Sarah-Jane. What's yours? Apart from the Doctor. You know, I think I recognise you' she frowned slightly at him. He stared back at her.

'I had a friend called Sarah-Jane. Lovely woman. You look nothing like her' he could hear light footsteps running down the stairs and a voice shouted from the hall 'Sarah?' he recognised it but he couldn't quite place it.

'In here, Mum' Sarah-Jane turned around to face the door. It opened and in the doorway stood a woman with blonde curly hair.

'Oh my god' River walked slowly towards him, a look of disbelief on her face. He stood up, looking shocked 'River? What are you doing here?' she came in front of him and slapped him hard. He clutched the side of his face 'OWWW! What was that for?' she hit him again, punching him on the arm. He stepped back, trying to hold her off 'River, why are you being so violent?'

'What the hell do you think you're doing here? Why did you come here? Seriously, get out of my house!' she turned to her daughter 'why did you let him in?' Sarah-Jane looked confused and folded her arms defensively. Amy and Rory looked at each other, neither of them having a clue what was going on.