'Pirates of the Caribbean' belongs to Disney
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"Say William, did I ever tell you about the time I had tea with the King of England?"
"No, but I have a feeling you're about to."
"'Twas much easier than you'd imagine. I'd slipped inta this high an' fancy to-do at Saint James, disguised in a uniform I'd 'borrowed' from a Spanish naval officer..."
"Ah. One of your more egregious crimes."
"I jus' siddled up ta His Highness an' dropped a few flatterin' remarks in the Continental language. Next thing I know, I've been invited inta the Royal tea-servin' chamber, an' I'm regalin' 'im with a lot o' made-up rubbish 'bout goings-on at the Madrid court. He never suspected a thing!"
"And I suppose you also picked his pocket on the way out?"
"Ya know, I seriously considered doin' that, but decided it were satisfaction enough to've so artfully pulled the wool over the Royal orbs. An' as I'd already got a look at me relatives, it were... uh-oh!"
"Wait a minute! You, Jack Sparrow, had relatives attending a Saint James reception?"
"Ahhh..."
"What, your parents?"
"No, not them!"
"Aunts and Uncles?"
"Mmmm..."
"Possibly cousins?"
"I can't say more, William. I've revealed too much as is."
"Really, Jack. I've heard drunks on the docks spin less-wild yarns than yours."
"Ha-ha! Yes, that's exactly so, Will!"
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