10 THINGS THAT WOULD ANNOY MR PEOPLE

by IggyRoX234

READ THIS! If you read my other book "IT WOULD REALLY STINK IF", this is kind of like it. I just want to warn you that there may be loads of randomness and stupidity. May? there will be. Read it. Review it. Laugh. REVIEW! I already said that. Bye!

1. The Leader who Gets Migranes

Disclaimer: I am not James Patterson. If I was, I wouldn't be writing a parody of my characters on fan fiction. I would be writing FANG (MR). Or Demons and Druids (DDDX). So I do not own Maximum Ride. *Sob*.

10 things you could say to annoy Max:

1. "Hey Max, Fang loves you this much." *hold out arms as far as possible*

2. "Have you robbed any ATM users lately?"

3. "So, how's Sam?"

4. "ERASORS!" *point to a pack of pencils.*

5. "I want wings too. Why can't I have wings? Why do you get wings? How is that fair?"

6. "You take the first watch, you lazy sack."

7. "Global warming. Global warming. Global warming. Global warming. Global warming. Global warming. Global warming. (This would annoy anyone in the flock)

8. "Mike the subway guy thinks you're hot."

9. "Max, I think you have an expiration date! Oh, never mind. When's the last time you showered?"

10. " Where's the fortune telling Ouija board when you need it? Oh yeah, it only talks to Max."

Wow I'm already done with the first list. That took like, five minutes. Next is Fang. The Fangster. Fangalicious! Okay, so bye for now.