This is for Nymphadora Bellamort Weasley's "20 things I…" challenge. My pairing is James Potter and Lily Evans
Dear Diary,
Okay, I get it. I'm James Potter and I have a diary. Laugh all you want, now get over it. Anyway I'm writing here because I have nowhere else to do this. If I told this to anyone, they would laugh at me; almost as much as they would if they found out I have a diary. Anyway I'm going to write about the most amazing and pretty girl in the world, Lily Evans. I was hoping if I wrote 20 things I hate about her, I would be able to get over her, because obviously she hates me. So, here I go
1. She always hexes me when I ask her out.
2. She always says no when I ask her out.
3. She's really pretty - Wait… No that's a positive- She always looks pretty even when she isn't trying.
4. She's a prefect, so she is always giving me detentions for pranking people…
5. She NEVER gets into trouble.
6. That one time, when I dyed her hair blond for a joke, she snapped my broomstick in half.
7. SHE SNAPPED MY BROOMSTICK IN HALF‼ Well, she did put it back together…
8. She HATES Quiditch.
9. That one time, when I forced her to fly on my broom with me, she cried the whole time.
10. Her parents hunt deer….
11. When Sirius locked her in a broom cupboard with me, she blamed me. Then she hit me with brooms, while Sirius was laughing outside…
12. She's friends with SNAPE!
13. (See # 12)
14. She doesn't like it when I call her Lilykinz
15. Actually she doesn't like it when I call her any name
16. Come to think of it, she doesn't like it when I talk to her at all.
17. Or when I talk to her friends
18. She especially doesn't like it when I snog her friends (In my defense, Ann is FIT)
19. Hmmm… I didn't think I'd get this far… She put me in the hospital wing when I kissed her that one time at dinner (ahh… good times)
20. I LOVE HER!
Well, that worked almost the opposite way that I wanted it too. Eh, who cares, she's going to give in soon. I can feel it!