-INTROS-
-INTROS-
Spyro: Hello! My name is Spyro. I am the leader and all
Crash: Yo! I am the mighty Crash!
BowserJr: Mighty?
Crash: I'm also stupid!
Neotrix: VERY stupid
BowserJr: Hi. Junior is my nickname.
Neotrix: Swell intro
BowserJr mauls Neotrix.
Cynder: I'm Cynder. Unlike most, I'm an Assist Trophy.
Neotrix: So am I!
Cynder: Did I say you weren't?
Neotrix: No
Cynder: So shut up
Chibi robo: beep
Spyro: Oh, there's also Chibi Robo, but he can't talk.
Likes2draw: And I'm the author!
Spyro: Yes. You are the most important.
Likes2draw: Thank You.
Spyro: And that's our group of knuckleheads (except Cynder&Likes2draw)
Everyone: HEY!!
Likes2draw: Maul him and die
-THE START-
Spyro: OK, tents?
Neotrix: Check
Spyro: Clothes?
BowserJr: Check
Spyro: Food?
Crash: Check-o!
Spyro: Crash?
Crash: Yes?
Spyro: Never again
Crash: Yes ma'am!
Spyro mauls him.
BowserJr: Go Spyro!
Neotrix: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cynder: Wow
Spyro: Let's go!
Before I continue, let me tell you what's going on.
Crash: NO!
All these characters are going to brawl. This very quest will prove themselves worthy of joining smash bros.
Crash: Oh, I thought we were going to the store.
Likes2draw: WHAT?!
The group goes through the woods.
Spyro: let's make camp.
Cynder: OK
Neotrix: Wonderful! I'm starving
The group sets up camp.
Neotrix: Wow, that was fast! How'd we do that?
Likes2draw: I wrote it, derka der
BowserJr: Let's eat!
Spyro: Now where's the food?
Neotrix: I don't have it
BowserJr: I don't
Cynder: Not me
Spyro: It's checked off… so …
Sparx: Don't look at me, I'm nude!
Neotrix: You're always nude
Spyro: Sparx!
Neotrix: Crash, where's the food?
Everyone:…
Likes2draw: What?! I'm hungry!
Crash: Why me?
BowserJr: cuz' we hate you.
Likes2draw: Yes, but he also said "check" for the food.
Crash: Well, I checked, but couldn't find any
Neotrix: SO THERE'S NO FOOD!?
Crash: Yeah
Neotrix: I should kill you right now!
BowserJr: Do it!
Cynder: No!
Neotrix:Fine.But I'll be ready...
The group looks at Likes2draw to see him eating KFC
Neotrix:Where'd did you get that?
Likes2draw:I made it appear munch
Crash:Can I...
Likes2draw:NO!! THIS IS MY KFC!! AND I AM NOT SHARING!!
Crash: I only have to pee! I was asking if I could go!
Likes2draw: Oh, then go
Crash: Well it's to late now
BowserJr and Neotrix scoot away from Crash
THE NEXT DAY...
Spyro: OK peoples! rise and shine! Time to continue our journey!
BowserJr:Ugh. Whens brekfast?
Neotrix:There is none,genius,SOMEBODY forgot the food
Crash:Who's "somebody?"
Likes2draw: Bob the Builder, who do 'ya think he is?
Crash:...Ummmm...Bob the builder?
Sparx:NO STUPID!! IT WAS YOU!!
Crash: No, I'm Crash!
Likes2draw:Aiyaiyaiy...
Sparx:Hey Likes2draw, I have a question...
Likes2draw: Yes?
Sparx: How come I wasn't in the intros?
Likes2draw:Cuz' I forgot
Sparx:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Spyro:There there, he's just a stupid ol' author, he doesn't know what he's saying
Likes2draw:Do you want to go to hell?
Spyro:No
Likes2draw:Good.so shut up.
Cynder: Let's just go!
As they continue, they approach a mime
Neotrix:What the...
Crash:Tee-Hee, stupid,ugly clown!
The mime blows
Crash: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Crash crashes into a tree
Neotrix:I'll kill it!
BowserJr:Why?It killed Crash
Neotrix:Hmmmm...Good point
The mime lassos BowserJr
Neotrix: Oh ship...Oh duck it...WHY CAN'T I SWEAR!!
Likes2draw: Cuz' I don't want you to
Neotrix: Why you son of a-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The mime unleashes an invisible dog, which attacked Neotrix
Likes2draw: I'm staying out of this
BowserJr: Chicken
Likes2draw: Oh no, I guess BowserJr won't get the kissing scene...I guess I'll give it to Crash
BowserJr: I take it back!!
Likes2draw: Good
The mime turns a key and started a car and drove around trying to hit the dragons and Chibi-Robo
Neotrix: And the author
No,not the author
Neotrix:Darn,AAARGH!
Spyro:Wait,I have a plan
Then the dragons fly after the mime,with Chibi-Robo standing on their backs
Spyro:Ready Chibi?
Chibi-Robo:Beep
Cynder:That was a yes... I think
Chibi-Robo squirts the back of the mime's head
Mime:Hey &#&,Thats cold!
Then the Mime dissolves
Neotrix:Hey, how can he swear,BUT I CAN'T!
Crash:I dunno, ask him!
Neotix:HE'S DEAD!
Crash:Oh
Cynder: Why did he dissolve Spyro?
Likes2draw:Oh yeah,Ok, ask him,not the author
Spyro:Common sense Cynder, everyone knows mimes lose their powers once they talk
Crash:K-N-O-W, That spells,Camel!
BowserJr:No,idiot,it spells"know"
Crash:Know your mom!
BowserJr mauls Crash
Sparx:I shall document this "Idiots Fighting Eachother"
BowserJr:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Voice:Help!
Crash:Who's "Voice"
Voice:Help!
Cynder:Oh! That poor creature is being tortured!
Spyro leaps forward and breaths fire
Stranger:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Spyro:Wait, that was Rip-
Cynder:-toe?
Ditto:Thank you,kind one,I don't know if I'd live!