It's a Klaine Thing

by TheIntergalactic

All Dialogue. You'll have to use deductive reasoning to figger it out. Rated T for some language... and other things.

"What?"

"You heard me."

"Wait... I still don't get it."

"What is there to NOT get about it?"

"I mean... I get it... But still, isn't it a bit... weird? Or something?"

"It's a bit out of the norm, yes, but still. It's a real thing!"

"Well, yeah... All of you and 1000 other people on the internet do this."

"I'm just saying. I want you, Kurt Hummel, to dress up in this mascot outfit I found."

"And...?"

"Let me fuck your brains out, duh!"

"Well... I have no objections to that, but I mean... In this mascot outfit... I mean, I guess, if you want to try... new, things? I mean... Well..."

"Come on! Don't be a spoilsport!"

"Well... I mean... See, the thing is... I mean... Come on!"

"What!"

"You couldn't have found another costume!"

"...Isn't this one perfectly fine?"

"It's intact, for sure, but it's... demeaning!"

"What's so bad about it?"

"It's a pig Blaine! A PIG!"

"But... It will be like... Deliverance! Right?"

"Blaine, NO."

"Aww, come on Kurt!"

"No."

"What if i got another mascot? Like-"

"WHERE WOULD YOU GET A SECOND COSTUME!"

"I don't know..."

"Exactly. And no, anyway."