Death, Destruction, and AUN'T PETUNIA?!?!?!?!?
A/n: this story is a continuing from the chapter A Peck of Owls in Order of the Phoenix. This is a spoiler for OOTP if u have not read the book this story will probably not make sense. Also this story is rated R for a reason! This is not for the week of heart.
In her room Petunia Dursley stamped and huffed in a fit finally throwing herself on the bed pounding on the mattress.
"DAMM IT DAMM IT!!!!" she yelled into her pillow. "Dementoids in Little Winggy! When dumbledor or what ever his name is left that note with Harry, he assured us that we would be safe from all magic and contacts with that world."
"Petunia our son is ok or he will be. And no one saw the event were ok!" Vernon said.
"I no Vernon" she side the fact was she DID know that Dudley would be ok but that was not why she was worried"
He continued "we will lock his door at all times and we will send his food thought the door slot as we did before we will not see him until we have to take him to the station so we can get rid of him for a whole year!" the Respective Mr. Dursley to his wife as he rubbed he neck suggestively.
She turned her long neck in a way she thought was sexy so she could pear into her husbands face. Vernon smiled and shifted his lower position just a little as this gesture was made. But when his eyes looked to is he knew any chance of that was way out of the question.
Good Vernon go tell the boy what you are going to do, and leave me alone for a half hour.
"But what am I going to do for a half hour dear?" he said as he managed a small smile.
"I don't give a shit what you do just get the fuck out of here!!!"
After she said that he left in a hurry for he knew her well enough to tell she was pissed and her temper was running short. He shivered as he thought of the last time he pushed her temper.
A/n: I promise this story gets more interesting!! Thank you to my sis for helping me write this story, and thanks to Dave for being my human dictionary and putting up w/ all my shit, and thanks to Mike I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
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