SasuSaku: Sakura's Birthday.

Today was Sakura's birthday, and Sasuke sent her a note to meet her at a bench somewhere in Konoha.

(Note: I'm talking about the bench where Sasuke placed Sakura on the night he left Konoha.)

By the time Sakura got to the bench, she saw Sasuke waiting for her.

"There he is!" Sakura squealed to herself as she sat down next to him.

"So. What is you want, Sasuke?" she asked.

"Sakura. Listen. Since today is your birthday, I have a present to give you. First, I want to tell you something. I know you're really annoying, and I know you have a gigantic forehead," Sasuke said.

A disappointed look appeared on Sakura's face.

"That's it? That what you came here to tell me? I thought you were about to say something else."

"Well, let me get to it, and I know I'm kind of obsessed with the revenge most of the time and I don't have time to do fun boy and girl stuff. But...," Sasuke voiced.

"Yes?" Sakura replied, waiting for Sasuke's answer.

Sasuke took out a box which revealed an engagement ring.

"Will you be my ninja bride?" Sasuke questioned.

Sakura's eyes widened.

"Did Sasuke just say what I think he said?" Sakura wondered to herself, and asked him:

"Um, could you say that again? What?"

Sasuke sighed.

"Look. It was hard enough for me to say it. I don't know if I could say it again."

"Please? Could you please try and say it again? Um, I didn't quite hear you," Sakura uttered.

Sasuke asked Sakura, "Will you be my ninja bride?" but slower.

Tears of happiness appeared in Sakura's eyes as she screamed:

"Yeah! Yes! I will! I will, I will, I will, I will, I will!"

So, Sasuke and Sakura were married.

~ 3 years later... ~

Sasuke and Sakura were at home spending time together until he mumbled something to her.

"I want to kill you."

"Sasuke? What did you say? Could you repeat the question, please?" Sakura asked.

"I said, "I want to kill you," Sasuke repeated.

Sakura scoffed.

"I know what you're really trying to say, Sasuke. You really love me, but you're just not man enough to say it. I feel that it's taken you too long to come around and know how great I am, and so I'm not sure that I want to give in to you. The answer is no. I am very busy and I have a lot of people to heal, I have a lot of things to do right now, and I've got to go. You snooze, you lose. Sorry," Sakura answered with a smirk as she left him alone in the house.

~ The End. ~

Sasuke: See, kids? That's why you should never embark on quests for revenge. You'll end up getting rejected like me (*goes and sits in a corner, moping*).

Me (Aerisuke): And that's what happens when you mess with Sakura Haruno.

(Note: Okay. So if you're wondering where I got part of the SasuSaku (Sasuke X Sakura) dialogue from, this was actually taken at an anime convention from 2009, and I stumbled across a video on YouTube of Sasuke proposing to Sakura featuring their English Dub voice actors Yuri Lowenthal (Sasuke), and Kate Higgins (Sakura) with that same dialogue. The video is called "Sasuke proposes to Sakura." I thought it was really funny when I saw it, and at the time, I knew I'd put that dialogue in a SasuSaku fanfic like this one. I had a lot of fun making this fanfic. Let's just say this is kind of what Sasuke gets for leaving Sakura on the night he betrayed Konoha. Don't get me wrong. I'm a big SasuSaku fan even though Sasuke tried to kill Sakura twice in Naruto Shippuden back when Sasuke was insane. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Sakura. P.S. In the beginning of the fanfic, Sasuke and Sakura are 13, but in the end, they're 16.)