McGee and Abby: Fifty Things
By: DemonClowSorceress
Number nine already, wow! By popular demand, Fifty Things about McGee and Abby!
Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS or any of its characters.
#1 - Teasing
It's something they've always done, before and after they had their relationship.
#2 - Toothbrush
When she brought it out, he knew he had to think fast.
#3 - Typewriter
He was so old-fashioned, but it was kind of cute.
#4 - Bert
"How did you ever find a farting hippo?"
#5 - Forensics
It's her religion and her God, and he's always happy to praise it.
#6 - Support
He was the second one who was told the truth.
#7 - Computer
They initially bonded over the most basic thing.
#8 - Brag
Sick and tired about hearing him go on and on about his degrees, Abby decided to put a cork in it.
#9 - Skulls
She liked them, for all they were creepy.
#10 - Stalker
The next time one appeared, he made sure she never left his sight.
#11 - Development
It had been meant as a joke. Tony sure hadn't expected her to blush redder than a fire engine.
#12 - Puppies
She thought it was an appropriate comparison.
#13 - Caf-Pow
"You need to be cut off, now," McGee said, taking the plastic cup from her decisively.
#14 - Music
It always played in the lab. But not today.
#15 - Offers
They come in every day, but she'll never leave NCIS.
#16 - Timid
Her personality was so big that he sometimes felt like he'd never be enough to handle her.
#17 - Hinky
If used more than five times a case, said case could get very bad very soon.
#18 - Sarah
Tony and Ziva weren't the only ones she told his secrets to that day.
#19 - Boots
Without them on, she's the perfect height to hold. With them on, she's the perfect height to kiss.
#20 - Gun
Never thought I'd need to actually use one outside the test-fire chamber, she thought, clicking the safety off.
#21 - Marilyn
The sight of her in that signature look still haunted his dreams.
#22 - Rules
The unspoken Gibbs's rule: Never ever hurt the Abby.
#23 - P2P
"If something were to ever happen to you, I would..." When he trailed off and gave her that look, Abby felt her heart swell.
#24 - Girls
She doesn't like it when he shows interest in others.
#25 - Tattoo
"Is that a new one?" he asked, staring at her back before he could stop himself.
#26 - Penny
Abby was pleasantly surprised to run into his grandmother walking through the park.
#27 - Guys
He doesn't like it when she shows interest in others.
#28 - Tarburst
When she returned home, McGee was waiting with a hug.
#29 - ASL
Gibbs wasn't the only one who could have an entire silent conversation with her.
#30 - Hazy
Nobody was ever really sure where they stood with each other.
#31 - Allergy
When Director Shepard had forced her to wear "normal" clothes, Abby's reaction hadn't been a complete overreaction.
#32 - Louisiana
Nobody can say she doesn't have that southern charm.
#33 - Christmas
He tried to find the perfect gift for the perfect girl. Too bad he didn't know he already had it.
#34 - Energizer
She squealed at seeing the wrapping paper fall away from the signature pink bunny.
#35 - Affectionate
Nobody ever turns down an Abby hug.
#36 - Smooch
He wore the red lipstick mark like a badge of honor.
#37 - Motormouth
Speaking Abby is not only a matter of speed and comprehension, but retention.
#38 - Observation
Everyone could tell that they clearly had a thing.
#39 - Therapist
Gibbs was sick of them barging into his house randomly to complain. So when Abby arrived, he made her wait until McGee showed up.
#40 - Seasick
She winced when she heard him retching in the background. "Ziva, tell McGee to take those pills I put in his bag."
#41 - Phantom
When she got back from Los Angeles, he was the first one to hug her with relief.
#42 - Mold
There was definitely nobody quite like Abby Sciuto. Probably a good thing, come to think of it.
#43 - Author
"Thom E. Gemcity's finest, most harrowing installment yet," she said proudly, reading off his newest novel's reviews.
#44 - Bowling
You wouldn't think a Goth would get along with nuns, but they did.
#45 - Favorite
It was an undisputed fact among the MCRT agents.
#46 - Interrogation
He knew it was bad when Abby had a sharp object pointed at him when he walked into her lab.
#47 - Admiral
She took his hand and squeezed reassuringly. "Go ahead, Timmy. He's your dad."
#48 - Black
He's never seen that color quite the same again.
#49 - Digging
"So when were you going to tell me?"
#50 - Restart
They gave each other a shy smile, wondering how they could do what they wanted when they'd done what they did.
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