The fallen child made their way into a big unlit stage. They tapped their stick in front og them, making an awful beat. Lights blared onto the child, which could blind them, if their eyes were actually open.
"Oh! Here they come! The human!" said a really mechanical voice.
The child looked in the direction the voice came from, behind the curtains. They spotted a robot that looked like a vending machine with 4 useless dials and noodle arms making their way near them. But something was different. The robot wasn't sitting on it's usual unicycle. Instead, it walked out on two sexy well-defined legs. They wore black fishnet stockings and two sexy, pink boots.
"Prepare, human," the robot struck a pose that could remind you of Sailor Moon.
"To be annihilated by the fabulous, METTATON!"
The human gave no response to the walking box. He was literally a walkie-talkie. The robot ran over to the child, showing off his gorgeous legs in the process. Instead of initiating a battle, Mettaton punted the kid out of the theatre, hearing their SOUL shatter in the distance.
Mettaton gave off another Sailor Moon pose.
"Who needs to have a SOUL when you've got legs like these?"
A/N: not sorry