Title: Anti Tadagay!
Genre: Humor & Friendship
Rated K+ for rant
Amu H. & Tadase H.
Summary: Amu decides to tell the world Tadase is NOT gay but fails at itl...miserably.
The rosette adjusted the camera and cleared her throat while tapping the microphone.
"Hey," she muttered, being 'Cool n' Spicy'.
"Hi, Hinamori-chan~" the crowd sang and she scoffed.
"You. The people who write fanfics about that Tadagay dude. Raise your hand," she demanded and 93% of the crowd.
"Now, sit down the people that don't call him Tadagay," she ordered and 2% sat down. Amu grinned.
"Now, you people," she said in tsundere voice as she stared at the crowd sternly.
"I want all of you people to either get out of here or call Tadase by his proper name. Got?" she asked and everybody shrugged. Amu scoffed.
"Okay, give me three good reasons why Tadase should be bashed," she demanded.
"Because he gets in the way of Amuto!" a girl exclaimed and everybody exclaimed, 'Yeah!'.
"Reason 2?" she asked and everybody looked at each other dumbfounded making the rosette grin.
"Now, out!" she yelled and 91% of the crowd ran and tried to squish through he doors.
"Yay! Amu-chan did that whole thing without my help! Now you just need to be hyper and-"
"Ran!" her two charas exclaimed and Amu took off her 'Cool n' Spicy' façade.
The X in her hair was replaced by a green clover and she smiled cutely.
"Now, let's have some nice parfaits," she said calmly and skipped to the back of the curtains.
Inside was Tadase wearing a red plaid skirt. Yaya was taking pictures while Nadeshiko and Nagihiko high-fived each other.
"It was them!" the blonde exclaimed pointing at the twins. Just then Rima came in and stared at Tadase plainly.
"I just knew you were gay," she said coolly and opened the gag manga in her hand.
A/N: This is a two-shot and the next chapter will be longer or shorter. Depends.
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