~Twelve Days of Christmas: Vongola Version~
Hi! A Merry Christmas to all of you from the North and South Pole and the Pinoys. Just some songfic with the Vongola.
Disclaimer: I uberly don't own KHR or the Twelve Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me,
A Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Mukuro: Kufufu. Do you want me to send you to hell, akizaki14?
Author: No thank you, Mukuro. I'd prefer my name be written in the Deathnote.
On the second day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me,
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me,
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Byakuran: You Arcobaleno! Giving my collection to someone who isn't worthy to rule the world!
Author: Byakuran, you're not in 10 years later, they're just replicas by mail order from Comic Alley. "-_-
On the fourth day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me,
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Lambo: Uwahh! Give back Lambo-san's candies!
Author: :P
On the fifth day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Ryohei: Let's fight to the EXTREME!
Author: Oh shucks! *hides behind a closet*
Author's sister: Five? One pair would be missing a piece y'know?
Author: Whatever…*EXTREME shouts* uh-oh...hide me…
On the sixth day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Mukuro: Don't count me with those weaklings.
Ryohei: EXTREMELY WEIRD!
Yamamoto: Maa,maa.
Gokudera: I will never have any boss besides Juudaime!
Hibari: For lumping me with those herbivores I'll bite you to death!*Tonfas out*
Author: Reborn! Don't give people as presents!
Reborn: *Gunshot*
On the seventh day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
7 Strongest Babies
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Colonello: Kora, what's the meaning of this, Reborn?
Mammon: Muu, you have to pay first.
Skull: I still have work to do Reborn-sempai!
Reborn: Hai?
Skull: I—no—NEVERMIND!
On the eight day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
8 Poison Cookies
7 Strongest Babies
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Author: These taste good. Reborn, did Nana-san made this?
Reborn: No, Bianchi sent them to me.
Author: *Pales* *GRUMBLE* I-itai *faints*
Gokudera: I pity you pal…
On the ninth day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
9 Dynamites
8 Poison Cookies
7 Strongest Babies
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Bianchi: Hayato! Please take this cake filled with my love.
Gokudera: Oh fucking luck. *hands dynamites to me* I don't care if Aneki is blasted. Just get me out of here!
Bianchi: There you are Hayato. *appears in front of Gokudera*
Gokudera: *blurghh!*
On the tenth day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
10 Mafia Bosses
9 Dynamites
8 Poison Cookies
7 Strongest Babies
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
TYL Tsuna: *waves off pink smoke* Eh? *looks around* Well, at least I'm away from paperwork.
Author: It must be the 10-year bazooka's doing.
Primo: Decimo? *sweatdrops* Even Ricardo!
Secondo: You still owe me, cousin! *ignites flame of wrath*
Reborn: Dame-Tsuna, stop them before they destroy the party.
TYL Tsuna: *groans* Do I still have to?
Author and Reborn: You're the successor/boss! *Reborn kicks Tsuna*
TYL Tsuna: HII!*avoids the kick*
Author: He's 24 and he can still make that unmanly shriek. *spots Octavo* Oh Hi Daniela! We share the same name!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
11 Broken Bones
10 Mafia Bosses
9 Dynamites
8 Poison Cookies
7 Strongest Babies
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Hibari: For making me go here, I'll bite you to death! *hits the author*
Author: UWAHH!
Author's sister: Hibari-san...*eyes twinkle*
Author: *limps to Ryohei*
Ryohei: Found you to the Extreme! Let's fight!
Author: No, please, no! Can't you see Hibari-san bit me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tutor gave to me.
12 Creepy Laughs
11 Broken Bones
10 Mafia Bosses
9 Dynamites
8 Poison Cookies
7 Strongest Babies
6 Weird Guardians
5 Boxing Gloves
4 Grape Candies
The Tri-ni-sette
2 Flying kicks
And a Pineapple in a Pear Tree.
Mukuro: Oya, oya. Even attacking a girl, Skylark-kun?You should be ashamed of yourself. Even getting a wife will be impossible for you.
Hibari: Shut up you pineapple herbivore. *attacks Mukuro*
Mukuro: Kufufufu. In denial~
Phone ringing: Kufufu, kufufu, kufufu no fu…
Mukuro: Hmm? *smirks* I didn't know that Skylark-kun likes my song.
Hibird: Kufufu, kufufu, kufufu no fu~
Hibari:*glares at Hibird* Kamikurosu *went on a killing spree, destroying the party*
15 year old Tsuna: HII!
Author: *moans* My party!