This is my first Tsubasa-related article I've ever written. Sorry if I made too many mistakes or if the characters sounds too OOC, okay? Enjoy!

(Ps. The location could be anywhere...)


A Tsubasa New Year

Look! The Tsubasa gang were having a party!

There's Syaoran and Mokona and also Rock Lee…

Oh, wait! What's he doing here?!

Said Naruto, "So sorry, it's the alcohol, I fear!"

He came in and dragged him out,

To his party he dragged the stupid lout.

Syaoran and friends were having a blast,

The food was also disappearing fast.

Yuuko and co. have arrived,

And stopped the food from getting deprived.

Other friends were also here too, you know,

From different countries like Hanshin and Clow.

The two Mokonas were really drunk,

The black one drank Vodka and became a punk,

While the white one drank Sherry,

And she thought she's some kind of fairy.

They bounced and danced and done a twirl,

Until they felt like they're gonna hurl.

Kuro just sat there, drinking punch,

Fye felt that he must join the happy bunch.

"Big Puppy, come and join us!" he called to him,

Kuro was so angry, he bit off the cup's rim.

"Uh-oh!" Sakura said, "Kuro's furious!"

Syaoran says, "Don't worry! He wouldn't hurt a fly!"

"Really? Then why is he strangling Fye?"

"Er… Please turn around and don't ask why."

Everyone else turned and looked at them fighting,

As the punch frothed and began boiling.

A loud 'boom' and the crowd's in shock,

The punch took form of a humongous croc!

The croc snapped, roared and wailed,

Using its tail as a giant flail.

"What's that?" Ryuo said,

It's Sakura's feather in its forehead!

Syaoran jumped and kicked his stomach,

The creature hit him. (Oh, what bad luck!)

He fell and hit the ground,

The croc healed, no damage was found!

Kuro tried to cut off its neck,

It's useless, it simply joined back!

The croc charged and attacked a man,

It's Shogo and he quickly used his Kudan.

The croc and ray clawed and blasted,

Too bad for the croc, not long he lasted,

Out came the feather after its head was blasted.

"Get the feather, Syaoran!" he shouted,

Syaoran jumped as the punch rained and pelted.

He grabbed it and about to land,

When he realized he was about to hit Chu'nyan.

He spun and changed his course,

He landed not perfectly, of course.

He landed in front of Sakura, unstable,

He leaned and balanced, avoiding her and a table.

Tomoyo had seen her chance,

She pushed Syaoran while pretended to dance.

He and Sakura accidentally kissed,

At first, a shock and then a bliss.

They hugged and again, they kissed,

Until someone realized something's amiss.

Fye whispered to Kuro, "Will they have sex?"

"We never should've give him those pills from FedEx!"

Kuro answered, looking green and disgusted,

Not knowing how long the kiss had lasted.

The feather was released and entered her chest,

Both of them knew that night's the best.

They stopped kissing and they turned around,

To join everyone in the countdown.

Five, four, three, two and one,

Happy New Year, everyone!


Yeah, I know the first part sounds very kiddy. Sorry for that, I don't know how else to start the poem. Please review!