A/N: A strange idea that came to me for Lag and Niche XD Pretty short, but oh well :)
Warning: Sorry for any spelling mistakes. Word's not working DX I wrote this in under an hour too.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tegami Bachi.
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"Ah, finally we can get home!" Lag said aloud, Niche by his side. "Another successful delivery, eh Niche?"
"Nii-nii!!!" Steak screeched. Lag glanced at Niche.
"Niche...? Is something wrong?"
"..."
"?"
"...dingo..."
"Huh?"
Niche made a pouty face. "Dingo! Say "Niche my dingo...? Is something wrong?" Get it right!" Niche huffed. Lag nervously smiled at her. Yuusari was soon in sight as they continued their journey back. They entered town, and without a sun to tell, they were pretty late for there were barely any people around.
Lag and Niche found the old street where they along with Sylvette lived, approaching the door.
"Ow...!" Lag suddenly said, holding his cheek, coming to an abrrupt stop in front of the door. Niche looked at him.
"Lag? What is it? Are you hurt?" Niche asked.
"It's nothing I just have a little cut on the inside of my cheek," Lag smiled. "It's nothing to worry abo-" Lag was cut off when Niche walked up to him, got on her tip-toes, grabbed his face and kissed him full on the lips. Well, it wasn't a "kiss", but...
"MMMFFF???!" Lag had NO idea where this came from! Niche was licking the inside of his cheek!!!
"NII!!! NIII!!!!" Steak screamed, watching his master do what she was doing.
Before Lag could do anything, he saw from the corner of his eye the front door open. Oh no.
"Lag I thought I saw y- WHAT THE-?!!" Sylvette didn't finish her sentence as she saw her two friends what appeared to be "kissing". Lag immediately pushed Niche off of himself. Well, he pushed her a little too hard, making her fall on her butt.
"NICHE! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?!!" Lag yelled, completely red. Niche huffed.
"Niche was TRYING to be a good dingo by helping Lag! But Lag doesn't appreciate Niche anymore now does he?!"
"That's not it! Don't you see how wr-wrong that was??!!" Lag persisted. Sylvette said nothing; she was frozen in shock. Niche stomped past the two inside, plopping on a chair at the kitchen table. Lag glanced at Sylvette, who's jaw was still dropped.
"Uh...Sylvette, are you okay...?" Lag asked. No response. Lag poked Sylvette's shoulder with his forefinger. Sylvette flinched, shaking quickly before turning her head to Lag.
"Um...I'm fine Lag! Really! Hahahahaha! HAHAHA! HA..." Sylvette rolled herself into the house, Lag closing the door behind them.
"It doesn't seem like it..." Lag said. Lag touched his lips. He technically just got his first kiss...from...
He took a seat as far away as possible from Niche as Sylvette once again fed them barf-soup.
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A/N: REALLY short. Yes I know DX Probably the shortest thing I've ever and ever will write. Please review and thanks for reading! ^_^