I don't own the WWE or BtVS. Simple as that. This is occurs during an AU of Season 3 and after the Mick Foley match.
"Randy," Rick Flair said, "you have visitors."
"Pretty visitors, too," Triple H grinned.
The girl stormed in without waiting for an invitation. "When in the fuck did you get so damn egotistical? You do know what that word means, don't you?"
"Faith." That one word was so little but exposed so much of his feelings.
"Glad you remember her name," the blonde girl bit off. "You never gave a rat's ass about us but apparently you remember us. We really thought you'd forgotten we existed."
"How could he forget you?" Hunter leered. "Two little hotties, you are."
"Eww," Faith's mouth twisted in disgust.
The blonde girl seemed to remember why they were there. "You're such a legend killer, Randy."
"You make me sick," Faith continued. "You were never much of a ladies man because all the girls you hit on spat in your face."
"Your aunt thought that you were worthless," the other one stated. "Your own mother thought you were worthless."
"Your stepmother and your father's mistress thought that not only were you worthless; you were pond scum, too."
"Shut up, Buffy. The same goes for you, Faith." Randy had never been so pissed off in his life.
"Oh, we'll shut up all right," Buffy purred. Glancing at her half sister, she nodded. They sprang into action, using every part of Slayer training that they knew.
After several minutes, the girls stopped fighting. They stared at the bruised and battered form in front of them and silently pointed to the camera.
"This is what happens when you get too big for your britches, big brother," Faith told him. "If you didn't learn your lesson tonight, we'd be willing to teach it again."
"But for now," Buffy smirked as they started to leave, "we have to go study for finals. Soon we'll finally be out of the hell that is high school."
The last thing anyone heard came from Faith. "Why couldn't Hank—I will not call him Dad—keep it in his pants during high school? If he had, that shit head wouldn't have been born!"
A/N: Sorry, I got pissed off at what Randy was doing during tonight's RAW. So my sister and I tried to figure out how to make him pay. This is what came out of it.
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