Author's Note: Here's a story with Naruto and Sasuke. They aren't paired up. They just team up to ruin Sakura's date. The story takes place before Shippuden. And before Sasuke turns completely evil and leaves the village. And Gaara is still a killer in this story and Sakura's hair is long too. The story might not make sense. HAS OOC moments, nice restaurants, a made up character or two, has Sasuke and Shikamaru and Kakashi bashing! And the un-famous Inner Sakura takes over!

The Date Crashers:

It was a peaceful morning in The Hidden Leaf Village.

And Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were were waiting for their sensei to show up.

"He is WAY too late!" Naruto said as he paced back and forth.

Sakura was calm and cool.

"Don't worry Naruto!" Sakura calmly said. "Sensei will arrive eventually!" Sakura said.

Suddenly she twitched.

"(CHA! THAT BOOK HOGGING, MASK WEARING, TARDY BOY, EXCUSE MURDERING SENSEI WILL NEVER SHOW UP! HE'S PROBABLY BURYED IN THAT LAME BOOK AND LEAVING US HERE TO DIE! CHAAAAA!!!)" Inner Sakura screamed in anger.

Sasuke just stood there looking at his watch.

"The guy better show up, I'm wasting precious time, time that I could be using to buy a new pair of earrings..." Sasuke said.

Naruto and Sakura stared at him wide eyed with eyebrows raised.

Sasuke looked at them confused.

"What?! Like you've never heard of earrings for guys?!" Sasuke asked.

At that moment a puff of smoke appeared and so did Kakashi.

"FINALLY!!!" Naruto shouted.

Kakashi waved.

"Hello team! Sorry I'm late...but I got lost in the path of life!" Kakashi said as he smiled under his mask.

Naruto looked at him started shouting.

"AT LONG LAST YOU SHOW UP?! THE PATH OF LIFE!? YOUR NOT-" Naruto was cut off by Sakura.

"Naruto...let me handle this..." Sakura said as she walked up to Kakashi.

"Kakashi Sensei..." Sakura sweetly said.

Suddenly she twitched and Inner Sakura took over.

"CHA, CHA, CHAAAAA!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BEING A TARDY BOY! AND YOU MURDERING EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK!!! YOU MAKE ME WANNA PULL OUT MY HAIR IN ANGER! NOW LOSE THE STUPID BOOK AND TRAIN WITH US, OR I'LL KNOCK YOU SO FAR OUT OF THE VILLAGE THAT THE HOKAGE WILL NEED TO SEND A SEARCH PARTY! CHAAAA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sakura screamed in rage.

Kakashi was wide eyed.

Naruto was frightened.

And Sasuke just shrugged his shoulders.

Sakura suddenly covered her mouth in shock.

"Okay...let's just train..." Kakashi said in a scarred tone.

"About time..." Sasuke muttered.

Later...

Kakashi said good bye to the three and disappeared.

Then Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke started walking away from the training grounds.

"Whew! I'm exhausted!" Naruto said as he wiped sweat off his forehead.

Sakura smiled.

And Sasuke just sighed.

Suddenly Naruto blushed a little.

"Um...Sakura...w-would you like to go get some ramen with me tonight on a date?" Naruto asked Sakura.

Sakura frowned.

"Sorry! I wouldn't go on a date with you if you were the last human boy on earth!" Sakura said in a snobby voice.

"Burn..." Sasuke said as he snickered in a very out of character way.

Naruto's face fell.

"Besides...I already have plans tonight..." Sakura said as she pushed a strand of hair out of her eyes.

Naruto perked up.

"Plans?" Naruto curiously asked.

Sasuke spoke up.

"She means she already has a date lined up for tonight." Sasuke said.

Sakura looked back at Sasuke and then back at Naruto.

"Yes. I'm going on a date with somebody tonight." Sakura said.

Naruto was even more curious.

"Yep! Me and the guy are going to that new fancy and expensive restaurant called Golden Joy tonight at six..." Sakura dreamily said.

"...Sounds like the name of a candy bar!" Sasuke said as he snickered out of character again.

"Well...I should be getting ready! Bye guys!" Sakura said as she ran off.

When she ran off Sasuke spoke up.

"So...you must be upset about that..." Sasuke said.

Naruto bawled his hands into fists and trembled.

"Yeah! I don't want my crush to have a boyfriend that's not me!" Naruto said.

Suddenly he tilted his head.

"Besides...I thought Sakura liked you..." Naruto said confused.

Sasuke then pulled up his hand and looked at his fingernails in boredom.

"Yeah...but I told her off..." Sasuke said.

Flashback...

Sakura walked up to Sasuke.

"Um...Sasuke my love..." Sakura said as she blushed.

Sasuke cringed at the last part.

"Do you wanna maybe...go on a date tonight?" Sakura asked as she smiled.

Sasuke sighed and got right in her face.

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REJECT YOU, WOMAN?! I don't like you!! And I NEVER will like you!!! I can't stand you!!! I COULDN'T POSSIBLY CARE LESS ABOUT YOU! NOW STOP TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!!!!" Sasuke shouted in a very out of character way.

Sakura was in tears.

End flashback.

Sasuke smiled.

"Yep. Told her!" Sasuke said as he smiled at the memory.

Naruto sighed.

"Well I don't want her to date another guy but me!" Naruto said.

Suddenly Naruto got an idea.

"Let's crash her date!" Naruto said with a smirk on his face.

Sasuke tilted his head.

"'We'?" Sasuke asked.

"Of course! I'll need a partner! Besides...I'll give you fifty nine bucks." Naruto said as he handed Sasuke fifty nine dollars.

Sasuke grabbed the money.

"You know my weakness! I'll help you out!" Sasuke said with a smirk on his face.

Continued.

How's the first chapter? I was going to continue writing Love Potion Chaos. But this idea popped into my mind and I HAD to type it! You probably noticed Inner Sakura attacking! That was a joke, inspired by the first few Naruto episodes were Inner Sakura goes on a rampage of anger inside Sakura! You'll find out who her date is in the next chapter. I might have the next chapter by some time tomorrow. Monday at the latest! And read and review until then! :)