Summary- Sasunaru fanfic based off of The Devil Wears Prada (XD)

Uzumaki Naruto was recruited (forced) to become a certain Uchiha's lapdog! A secretary vice president of the top magazine in Kohona.

Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me!

"I hate my life, I hate my life…" Naruto chanted like a mantra, hoping that some kind soul from above would answer his pleas and give him a better turn in life, or even better, end it. He'd never considered himself to be suicidal, however, at 23-years-of-age, single, and the personal slave of "The Devil" he thought maybe he should visit Gaara in the mental hospital for some advice…

He was dressed in a flowy white blouse (as in women's clothing) with slight frill, black shorts, ending at mid-thigh, and ankle high black boots. It went well with his embarrassingly slim figure and girly looks. Even though he had short blonde hair some people had the nerve to call him "Ms." Must be the 'pretty' blue eyes.

He sighed as the phone rang "Yeah, Kiba?" "Kakashi's on line 3" came the reply.

Here's an explanation of the phone system of the Uchiha brothers; first the millions of calls that come in daily from fans, press, and important people were split among 10 individuals (also known as the 10 "Gods" Neji, Tenten, Lee, Shino, Hinata, Kiba, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, and Sakura) they listened to the fan's praise, ignored press and directed the elite group of "important people" to either Naruto, or the other secretary, Kyuubi, both serving one a certain vice president and president.

Naruto sighed in relief "Thanks!" he switched lines immediately "Hi Kakashi-sensei!" Kakashi was one of the few people that treated him like a human being and not "The Secretary".

Hatake Kakashi was in charge of choosing the designs that were going to serve as layouts for the magazine. "Hi, Naruto." He man replied "I'm on my way in, is He there?"

"No, sorry… He's up in Itachi's office discussing dinner plans with their mother…"

"I see, well tell Him I called…" Kakashi replied

"Hai, sensei!" Naruto replied typing it into the "Log" It was two IM boxes, one to Kyuubi's computer, and one to His. He typed "K called" since the only employee that was important enough to look at Him with 'K' being the first letter of their name was Kakashi, they both knew who that was.

He leaned back, wincing as his stomach growled he grabbed the phone and dialed for Tobi "Yes, Naru-chan? Hungry for some ramen?" Tobi childish voice laughed.

"Yes." Naruto admitted "But He's due any sec and I'm not allowed to eat any in his presence…" he sighed regrettably.

"Okay, I'll get you some sushi! With miso soup!" Tobi added.

"Thanks!"

"No problem!"

Naruto placed the phone down on the receiver, and cursed when it rang again. "Hello?"

"I'm in the elevator" came the icy reply before the line went dead.

Naruto blinked, cursing, as he straightened up his attire. He stood up in front of his desk and stared at the door, as Uchiha Sasuke came in.

May: Should i be shot?! My friend said that doing this to Naruto and Sasuke is illegal!