Disclaimer: No, I don't own Fruits Basket, either, m'kay?

Kyo, Yuki and Bob the Builder

By: I Luv Takuto

It was a nice day because Kyo and Yuki actually weren't fighting for the first day in weeks... maybe months.

They were both sick and curling up on separate of their new couch flipping through the channels.

Strangely enough, all the channels were static except for one which was playing Bob the Builder.

They were forced to watch the Bob man go around fixing crap with retarded talking machines. At least, that's what they thought.

They moaned and groaned during the theme song (I mean, who doesn't?) but when the show comes on...

Bob's giant face appeared with these weird swirly eyes filling up most of the screen with a red background. He was saying "Bob the Builder. Can he fix it? Bob the Builder. Yes he can. Bob the Builder. Can he fix you? Bob the Builder. Yes... he... can."

His swirly eyes spun faster and faster. Yuki and Kyo sat straight up and watched with dazed looks. Together, they recited the words that Bob had just said multiple times.

Both of the boys got up and walked into their rooms like zombie peoples.

"Bob the Builder. Can he fix it? Bob the Builder. Yes he can. Bob the Builder. Can he fix you? Bob the Builder. Yes... he... can."

They changed into overalls and put those builder hats on. They went back into the TV room where Bob was still staring on through. He spoke.

"Go pick five daisies each. Boil them into hot chocolate. Drink it and then jump up and down 12 times."

"Yes, Master Bob."

They did exactly as he said then came back not even noticing their burnt tongues.

"Well done, Junior Bobs. Now, once I count to three you will forget everything that has happened but go find Tohru and hug her."

"Yes, Master Bob."

"One... two... three!"

The TV turns to static then flashes off. The boys snap out of their trans-like state.

Kyo takes a step back, "Woah, what just happened? And why am I wearing these dorky clothes?"

Yuki looks down at his own wardrobe, "I don't know but my tongue hurts."

"I have the strangest urge to go hug Tohru."

"Me too..."

"Hey, I urged first!"

They run off to find her and then throw their arms around her from opposite sides and... nothing happens.

Tohru blushes. "Boys?"

Kyo's eyes widen, "No effin' way! We didn't transform!"

"This isn't possible. Why didn't we change?"

Tohru just understood why they were so freaked and then is like, "Must be a miracle.

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My epilogue: Bob the Builder, did he fix them? Bob the Builder, Yes he did.

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