A/N: Hey! I've been posting lots of these Koryn's Responsible For This one-shots lately, but hey, I've still got a couple more to post after this one. Well, to write, but it doesn't take me long to do it, so... Anyway, I got this idea when Koryn came to my place and we were trying to make those weird juices that come in powders and... Well, this popped in my mind. Hope you like it!
I Set Fire to the Juice.
Koryn and Eira were in the TARDIS's kitchen. They'd found this powder juice in one of the cupboards and were making it in a jug. Koryn was stirring it, very quickly. So quickly some juice ended up spilling over on the counter.
"Wow, be careful, you might end up setting fire to the juice," Eira joked. Koryn laughed.
And then it actually happened. She had set fire to the juice.
Koryn didn't stop stirring, but she did exchange a startled look with Eira. And then:
"I set fiiiiire to the juice!" Koryn started singing, modifying the lyrics to Adele's song, while Eira laughed.
"Yes, yes, you did." She nodded. "Keep stirring."
"I am," she replied. Then she and Eira both started singing, "I set fiiiire to the juice! Watched it burn, as I—"
"Is someone singing?" The Doctor entered the kitchen — well, sort of. His head popped in through the door opening. "Whoa, Koryn did you just—?"
"Set fire to the juice? Yep." Koryn nodded proudly.
"Well, congratulations, you've just defied the laws of physics!"
"Yay!" Eira clapped. "Now you've got to create teleportation."
"Weeell, teleportation isn't exactly defying the laws of physics—" the Doctor started.
Eira interrupted him. "Tell that to Google [x]."
"Google [x]? What's that?" Koryn asked.
"It's a semi-secret branch of Google. About as secretive as Torchwood," Eira told her.
"Oh, so half the world knows about it?"
"Pretty much."
"You might want to stop or you'll set yourself on fire too," the Doctor told Koryn, who was still stirring the juice.
"Oh, right." Koryn did as she was told. "So, who wants some?"
"Wait, there's actually some juice you haven't spilt?" Eira joked, and Koryn punched her in the arm. "I was joking!"
"I'll drink the juice myself then."
"Right... I'll go back to the console room," the Doctor told them and left.
"What do we do now?" Eira asked her friend.
"How about we keep defying the laws of physics? Koryn grinned.