Author's Note:
Yaaaaaayy! For all of you who have read Corpse Party: Reform you know who I am!
Who am I, you ask? The most random guy you've ever known! XPYRO!
Anyways, go check out Corpse Party: Reform, because if you don't know the shipments, the details and everything you will probably not understand this story.
It takes place in the future: 2065. This... Is...
The War Of Musume.
This is probably unlike any Corpse Party story you know. I know, I find it crazy too!
Anyways, the general basis of this was created by my co-writer (and co-writer-ish for CP:R) Axel The Moon, and I expanded upon it, and modified it. You'll see.
I am doing review replies like in Corpse Party: Reform, so please review. Say anything! Just say what you think!
Also, I'm keeping the prologue on every chapter. It helps as a guide and if you're like me where you skip to the latest chapter when you find it, THEN read in order, it helps... Though I think I'm the only one who's done that. XD
~Prologue~
There are seven major clans which hold their own territory. They were all at peace.
There was the Byakudan Clan, led by Yuuya Kizami. A bold and rash leader who makes the right decisions with the guidance of his closest generals.
Kurosaki Kensuke, Mitsuki Yamamoto, Tohko Kirisaki, and Kai Shimada.
The Musashigawa Clan, led by Nana Ogasawara, Nari Amatoya, and Chihaya Yamase in a republic-sort of government. (Like how it was in Ancient Rome.)
Their heirs are Hachi Ogasawara and Xen Namikage.
The Paulownia Clan, led by Misuto Kiriya. His advisors are Kuon Niwa, Aiko Niwa, and Magali Mizuki. They work with the dark arts and dark magic, secretly trying to awaken the viruses to begin the Revelation.
The Tenjin Empire led by Emperor Kishinuma Yoshiki and Empress Shinozaki Ayumi. It was the most powerful of the clans until the Kyoto XE Massacre, which was their financial capital, which left them a bit vulnerable.
The Kisaragi Clan, led by Zenka Namikage with his closest generals: Denka Amatoya, Yui Shishido, Tsukasa Mikuni, Ketsuo Nekumari, Masaru Kadarai, Okuni Shinchito, Shuu Shinohara, Nima Shinohara, and Kuro Amatoya.
The Saint Cruz Clan, led by Azusa Takai, Ran Kobayashi, and Senjin Sarutobi. They are helped by advisors; Senjun Sarutobi, Natsura Sarutobi, Tenjin Hashirama, and Fuyu Hirata.
The Musume Clan, led by Naomi Nakashima. She is assisted by her generals; Satoshi Mochida, Yuka Mochida, Mayu Suzumoto, Sakutaro Morishige, Satsuki Mizuhara, and Yuu Shinohara.
However, in 2065 a terrorist faction the Blood Flares (Which was established in 2033 to bring down the Crimson Dragons and any of their allies.) destroyed Kyoto XE, historically called the Kyoto XE Massacre since it left few survivors. Due to losing the love of her life, Nakashima formed the Musume Clan and broke the International Peace Federation's rule where she destroyed the Blood Flares' main base. And due to losing Seiko, Nakashima became enraged and corrupt, and attacked the other clans.
"..."
"Wake up!" The advisor said.
"..."
"Hey dumbass, wake up! C'mon!" The advisor said, quickly losing his patience. "Damn it, you are turning this into a cliché scene, now wake the hell up!"
"... Huh...?" Zenka muttered.
"Hey! You got a meeting in a half an hour, move it or you're gonna be really damn late!" The advisor said.
"I'd like it if you'd curse a biiit less Ketsuo." Zenka said sarcastically.
"Well, I'm single, what can I do?" Ketsuo asked.
"The bar scene." Zenka replied.
"You'd think that would work... But nope." Ketsuo said.
"You've got a problem bro." Zenka said.
"Yeah. I do. Anyways, you need to get ready." Ketsuo said. "Right frickin' now." He exited the room and Zenka quickly got into his combat gear.
"I fixed you breakfast." Okuni said.
"What's this?" Zenka asked.
"Instant noodles!" She replied.
"What?"
"Different franchise. Just shut up and eat it." Okuni replied.
Zenka started eating the Instant Noodles and looked at her.
"Which franchise is it from?" Zenka asked.
"MGS, mainly Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater." Okuni replied.
"Are we seriously allowed to just do this?" Zenka asked.
"... Yeah. Fanmade thread." Okuni said.
"This is serious." Zenka muttered.
"Oh fuck." She mumbled. "Just eat your damn instant noodles... Boiling this water is harder than you think."
"You're using a Keurig brewer." Zenka said.
"... Just eat." Okuni said and left.
In 2046 there was a major technological breakthrough where Boris Travez made the world's first Hovercar.
It was majorly expanded upon and improved, however the most significant improvement and entry in general was John Macbeth's impulse engine which allowed it to go much faster, up to 450 MPH or 724 KPH in anywhere other than New America.
Other technological breakthroughs in the aviation-transportational were the Terran Assault Carrier made by Karen McCoy in 2029, the Terran Assault Carrier MK VI made by Anne Marie Michelson which is currently used (Year 2065 AD), the Inter-Ark Aviation-Combat Fighter or the IACF made by Tao Kensei in 2031, which was commonly used by every clan, country, and nation state for its versatility, power, and affordability, however leader of these said armies use more powerful, expensive, destructive, and more modified ones.
Every clan had two Terran Assault Carriers. The typical Assault Carrier used in battles, and transportation ones, used to get to meetings which was developed by Halley Jenette-Fersene.
Zenka and his advisors were going to meet with Tenjin Empire and St. Cruz Clan at the Holo-Matrix Communication Hall set up by the International Peace Federation. The Holo-Matrix Communication Hall was set up so that people could have formal negotiations and diplomacies without having to meet face to face. They made these Halls so that leaders would not be assassinated during meetings, as happened to Terrence Nathan, the German Ambassador of the IPF.
"Just remember not to say too much to them about any plans. Don't have too much dependence on them or the plans either." Masaru said.
"How come?" Zenka asked.
"If they may have a deal with the Musume Clan, our plan could be sabotaged." Okuni replied, holding Masaru's hand.
"Thank you for the notice." Zenka said.
They all walked off the carrier and to the Holo-Matrix Communicator. Zenka and the advisors put on the spectacle-goggles, and they were in a hall where they were there, just as holograms, and luckily just in time, Ayumi, Yoshiki, and the St. Cruz Clan warped right in.
"Ayumi, how have you been doing financially since we have last spoke?" Zenka asked.
"We have been doing quite better actually, we have the clan bank just about rebuilt." Ayumi replied.
"I had some spies go into their meeting." Senjin said. He was the St. Cruz Clan's negotiator when Azusa and Ran were at war.
"What happened?" Yoshiki asked.
"Out of the five I sent, one came back. He said that they found out due to them not having the slashes on their arms." Senjin replied.
"Damn it to hell!" Yoshiki muttered, angry.
"However, we have some valuable information." Senjin said, and Ayumi looked up. "They are recruiting new, elite soldiers internationally, mainly from France, Sweden, Switzerland, and Soviez Russior."
"Switzerland? It's completely neutral!" Zenka said.
"Not all soldiers have to be with the government." Kuro, Zenka's son, interjected.
"Soviez Russior I'd expect." Yoshiki said. Soviez Russior was the western half of the Russian Union. The eastern half was Matushka Russianea, which was neutral ever since the halves were decided and formed. "Maybe even France if they were in a really bad mood. But Switzerland? These are rich guys with hot tubs and stuff! Why would they give their lives to war?!"
"They wish to be even richer, have more power one can assume?" Kuro said.
"... Maybe." Senjun said, finally piping up. "However there's more."
"They're taking it to the IPF." Senjin said.
Everyone looked nervous, because without the International Peace Federation everyone could have war whenever they wanted, with no rules, and there would never be world peace for a long time, if it wasn't never again.
"Even if they got to the leader, you forget who that is." Kuro said, and everyone turned to him. "Franz is a brave man who has endured much, much more than everyone in this room could. He knows every fighting style with the blade. He has over a century of experience."
"He is reckless though." Yoshiki said. He always had a bit of room for doubt about Franz.
"Just who is this Franz?" Nima asked.
Ketsuo looked towards her.
"He's the leader of the IPF and the Crimson Dragons as a whole, picked by the original leader, Blade as he died.
Franz is a nomad from the Sakrile Tribe of the Cekarin Plains of the Vortex Universe." Ketsuo said.
"A nomad? That explains the dark green hair." Senjun said.
"Yep. He's learned every fighting style with every blade you can think of, though he primarily uses a sword. Mainly a katana though, for it's raw cutting power and elegancy." Ketsuo said.
"Seriously?" Ayumi asked.
"His words." Ketsuo said and shrugged. "He used to be a knight for the King Zion of Vortex, and the only survivor of that massacre. He's said he can't use a bow- one of the two weapons used by the nomads- the other being swords. Franz has seen many friends die, whether it be illness, or of battle itself. Course, he always goes out of his way to avoid casualties. Even if it'll cost him his life."
"He'd die for his friends? Sounds pretty loyal then." Ayumi said.
"He'd die for an enemy depending on who it is. Though the 'who it is' has to be a friend. Well, basically a traitor. That's only an assumption though." Ketsuo said.
"Don't pull assumptions from your ass man. Just don't." Masaru said.
"Fuck you, it's probably true." Ketsuo said.
"Focus!" Zenka said. "What are we going to do about the Musume Clan?"
"They have a base at Airetashi. I say we should go for it, since it is one of their main portside bases." Yoshiki said. Airetashi is where Hirotashi used to be, on the northern end of Japan.
"Are you sure? They have a general there." Ayumi said.
"Who?" Senjin asked.
"General Shinohara Yuu." Ayumi said.
"He was a part of the Crimson Dragons!" Masaru said.
"I overheard Franz saying he can serve the Musume Clan and that he'd understand, as long as he didn't kill any members of the Crimson Dragons." Ketsuo said.
"Really?" Zenka said.
"That's insane!" Yoshiki said.
"Franz is understanding, maybe even to a fault." Ketsuo said.
"I guess so." Kuro said.
"Well, we strike the base at Airetashi?" Zenka asked.
"We'll each send troops. Kuro will lead the charge?" Senjin said.
"No-"
"I am ready father, trust me." Kuro said, looking towards Zenka.
"... I understand. Shuu will go with you." Zenka said. "You better come back alive. And leave Yuu alive."
"Why?" Senjun asked.
"We shouldn't kill any of them. Some were my friends, and the ones that are part of it are just really hurt about..." Zenka didn't finish his sentence, and rather, Ketsuo finished for him a few long seconds later.
"Seiko..." Ketsuo said.
Zenka knew that Ketsuo liked her a lot and despite it, he supported Seiko and Naomi's love.
"It's like losing my ex a second time..." Ketsuo thought. "Damn... Brother... Had to kill her."
"Let's just get this done and over with." Zenka said, breaking the silence.
"Yeah." Senjin said.
Another invention was the Terran Assault Gunship (TAG) made by Tim Elkin Walker, modeled after the attack gunship from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, the gunship can hold a up to 10 people, excluding the pilot and a passenger, and many are used to escort armies to a battlefield, but can also hold tanks, motorcycles, horses, and other means of small battle transportation. It also has a weapon compartment for swords, spears, or Tiro-Kama (TK II) Plasma Rifles. It was made in 2042, and was very effective since Walker upgraded it to have impulse engines that waste little-to-no more power than the old one. The impulse engine model was made not even a year later.
"Commander Kuro!" An officer said. "Orders?"
"We're not even on the ground, Officer Harrington. Just look to see if there are any enemies." Kuro said.
"Yes sir!" Officer Harrington said.
The TAG slowly approached the ground and Kuro looked around.
"My father is there..." Shuu said. "Why would Sensei send me?"
"... I don't know, but we're not going to kill Yuu." Kuro said. "My father ordered we leave him alive."
"Good." Shuu said.
Kuro went on his codec.
"All military personnel! General Yuu is to be left alive! If he is killed you will be subjected to endless torture until you die of illness, old age, or death from the torture. Understood?" Kuro said.
"Yes sir!" All of the soldiers said in unison.
"Good. They all understand." Kuro said.
"... Good." Shuu said.
"General!" A soldier said.
"Yes?" Yuu replied.
"I see a gunship, it is not ours. Should we fire?" The soldier asked.
"... No. Not unless they fire upon us first." Yuu responded.
"B-But Nakashima's orders!" The soldier said.
"Then why did you ask?" Yuu asked, trumping the soldier. "Just rally all of the troops, get them ready to defend the fort."
Plasma energy is not usually used, unless you want to blow up the place, or burn multiple foes with the exploding ammo. The TK II Plasma Rifles are often used alongside bullet guns because they reload fast, have lots of ammo per mag, and have a relatively good splash effect. However bullet guns are preferred as they are more lethal, and cause the foe to bleed, making them possibly bleed out. However the Tiro-Kama Razor Gun, or the TK III, fires small, spinning, razors which go deep into the skin and are even more lethal than bullets, however take up more space, thus having less in the mag. The magazines are usually bigger because of it- to fit more in- and therefore have a much slower reloading time. Plasma Rifles are good to take out a crowd, leave foes alive, leave scars that they'll remember, and of course fuck up their day. It is still very deadly, but are weaker than the bullet and razor guns. Not much weaker, but enough not to kill in one shot. It'll really make your enemy's doctors work. However, some foes have energy shields, which either absorb or reflect the energy. Absorbing it will make the enemy much more resistant to it, and reflecting it will shoot it back, but much stronger. There are even more enemies with bullet shields, however they do neither of those, and are vastly cheaper than the energy shields. However, if you're using the wrong shield, you're gonna have a bad time.
A very, very bad time.
Kuro and Shuu exited the gunships to look at the Musume soldiers.
"Bullet shields... Good." Kuro said. "Shuu, just stay by me."
The two walked to face the enemy army, far away from them, but still where they can see, hear, and react to any shot fired.
"General Shinohara! You are working with a clan that has broken the law of the International Peace Federation! They have instigated war where is none, and have therefore put innocent lives in danger! Please surrender and we will let you walk away innocent men!" Kuro said.
"..." Yuu said nothing.
"General Shinohara! This is your last warning! Surrender now or we will be forced to kill your men and fire upon you!" Kuro said.
"..."
"Must I fight my own father?" Shuu asked.
"Orders are orders. You will only fight his men." Kuro said and took out a black bladed katana the was red and goldenrod yellow on the hilt, ring, and gold on the bottom.
"..." Shuu was silent.
"Men. Do not fire upon my son. If you do, I will personally put a bullet in your head." Yuu said.
"But-"
"No buts! That is an order!" Yuu said.
Shuu took out a curved orc blade and kept it low.
Yuu took out his laser sword and kept it low as well.
"Men!" Kuro said. His army marched to him. "One more time! Surrender now General! Or live with the burden of being responsible for your troops' deaths!"
"... You will not taunt me." Yuu said and walked onto the battlefield. "This is not where my heart is. I am only here for my master. So go ahead. Try and kill me if you will. But I will not die without a fight."
"Don't fire on the general." Kuro said. "Destroy his army!" They all fired at each other as Kuro gave the command and Kuro held up a bullet shield. Shuu also held one up as their troops were shot and bleeding all over the ground, while Yuu's troops all were thrown from the explosions.
Yuu held up his gun arm and fired at the troops his army were losing against.
Kuro threw the shield and looked around as the explosions and bullets dissipated. Only a few troops on Yuu's side remained.
"..." None of them spoke.
Kuro quickly cut down the troops in front of him, leaving just Shuu, him, and Yuu.
"I suppose you're going to try to kill me now." Yuu said.
"No." Kuro said. "But we're taking this base."
"..."
"Father?" Shuu said, going to ask him a question, but more troops stormed out of the base and pointed their guns at him and Kuro.
"No time." Kuro said, and swiftly pulled his sword out of the scabbard and used it to slice an enemy in half.
"The quick draw..." Shuu thought.
Kuro quickly sliced through many troops, going from one area to another so that they couldn't have a steady aim on him.
Shuu took out his blade and ran towards the troops, then fought them one by one- though using evasive maneuvers whenever he felt outnumbered.
Yuu stood there, watching his son demonstrate his skills.
"You're just going to watch commander?! Help us!" An officer said.
"..."
Kuro tried to cut downwards, however the officer blocked it with his gun.
Shuu took his own blade and pierced the sword through the officer's head, killing him.
"General Shinohara. We were ordered to leave you alive- preferably unharmed. That is how we will leave." Kuro said.
"..."
"Father, why are you in the Musume Clan?" Shuu asked.
"... Seiko was my sister. Losing her... It only makes sense for me to fight the Blood Flares. My allegiance is with the people who will avenge her.
I agree with their ideals to get revenge on those murderers." Yuu said.
"They said they were going to fight the International Peace Federation." Kuro said.
"Only if they attack us. Nobody is truly taking the fight to these terrorists and it needs to happen. Whether it breaks the codes of war, these are my ideals!" Yuu said. "And I would give my life if I could avenge my sister. Do you not get it?"
"..." Shuu was silent.
"If they killed your sister or cousin, or whoever in your family you cared about. Wouldn't you avenge them?" Yuu asked.
"... It breaks the codes." Shuu replied.
"Screw the codes! This is a Shinohara I am talking about!" Yuu said, growing frustrated. "We are Shinoharas! I lost my mother a very long time ago! Longer ago than you'd wish to believe! My sister took care of me, she was like the mother I never had! I'm reliving the pain I felt many years ago!" He turned around. "None of you would understand the pain we go through. Seiko was the one everyone could relate to. Everyone was friends with her. I have no bonds with the troops I lead, I have no regrets if they die. I fight because Seiko was my family." The general turned back to him. "I hope we can talk to each other on a different front. A different matter altogether. I do not wish to fight you. But if you are going to try to stop us... Then... I'd have to kill the people I called my friends. It is not an easy job, but think about it... What or who would you do anything for? Break any code or rule for? Fight the whole world for? Then talk to me and ask if I should still go on fighting." Yuu finally concluded.
"..." Shuu was silent.
"I'll leave you to do what you want to this place. It has no importance to me." Yuu said and walked over to a customized Inter-Ark Destroyer-Combat Fighter MK IV.
The Inter-Ark Destroyer-Combat Fighter was made by John Gray in 2034. John Gray was known as Red, his codename as one of the four main generals of the original Crimson Dragons when Blade was the leader. When his children were eight he and his wife died of illness in 2058. He made lots of fighter jets, aviation fighters, swords, but his greatest contribution was to guns, primarily creating the first plasma guns and the first razor guns. The Inter-Ark Destroyer-Combat Fighter was designed to have higher power, higher shields, and have just as much speed with impulse engines. However, they were very expensive to make, and their twin laser cannons would jam up quite often. However, they had Alpha Lasers which were even better than Hyper Lasers, which were known to cut through pure iron. The Alpha Lasers could cut straight through the IACF's wings if they were not reinforced, which most weren't. The plasma generator for the lasers however, overheated often in the IADC model, which Brian Gray- John's son- fixed in the MK IV model.
Yuu got in his IADC and flew away from the base.
"..."
"Shuu, don't think about it too hard." Kuro said.
"He said that they'd only attack the IPF if the Federation would attack the clan first." Shuu said. "We need to tell everyone."
"... Okay." Kuro said.
"Are you completely sure about this?" Senjin asked.
"As crazy as it may sound, yes." Kuro said. "He had a lot of conviction."
"I recorded the whole conversation." Shuu said.
"Excellent! We can finally get some frickin' answers!" Yoshiki said, and Ayumi smiled a bit.
They listened to the conversation, and were all distraught by the conviction and anger in his voice.
"Damn! Haven't ever seen even him angry. This is NOT a good thing." Yoshiki said.
"This is his sister, remember?" Ayumi said.
"True... However... I dunno. There seems a bit of confliction in his voice." Yoshiki said.
"What do you mean?" Zenka asked.
"He sounded conflicted when saying he'd have to kill his friends." Yoshiki said.
"... I suppose so." Nima said.
Another person's hologram warped into the room.
"Mind if I interject?" He asked.
"Sakutaro?! You're with them too?" Ketsuo said.
"Naturally, I have no choice. Mayu dragged me along." Morishige said.
"However, it's kinda fun."
"Fun?! How could you call this fun?" Senjin asked.
"Murdering terrorists? You're the good guy!" Morishige said.
"Why are you here? Let's get down to it." Shuu asked.
"Okay. Yuu sent me down here to tell you all his codec number is 726.359, you got that?" Morishige asked.
"726.359." They all registered.
"Why would he just give it to us?" Kuro asked.
"I dunno, give him a call and ask." Morishige replied and warped out of the room.
"Well... We all have a lot of questions." Zenka said.
"I'd say." Nima added.
"Mayu, is it alright if we talk for a second?" Yuu asked.
"Sure, what's up?" Mayu replied.
"How do you feel about all of this?" Yuu asked.
"Well... I don't like having to kill people, even if they are terrorists..." Mayu replied.
"I see..." Yuu said.
"I miss your sister. I guess this is justified if you think about it." Mayu said.
"Yeah." Yuu said.
"I feel bad for Naomi.. And you. She was everything to Naomi, and your family." Mayu said.
"You can't replace that."
"I agree. But we're doing something good for the world... Even if we are viewed as the bad guys." Yuu said.
"You're right about that." Mayu replied. "Our cause is right, so... We're doing something right."
"Yeah. Definitely." Yuu agreed.
"Commander Hiraku is guarding our base at Kirayato." Mayu said.
Kirayato was by where Komatsu used to be, north of Ogaki- one of the few cities that wasn't redesigned since it was a cultural museum.
"I hear that they're going to attack it soon. I'd like to see if he can stand up to the test." Yuu replied.
Kuro and Nima were in a Terran Stealth-Assault Gunship (TSAG) overlooking the base at Kirayato.
The Terran Stealth-Assault Carrier was made not long after the TAG. It was made to fit up to six people as a much smaller gunship. The gunships had one-sided glass where you could look out, but not in. It was also made of carbonic-stronthium glass.
"So... How's the strategy coming along...?" Nima asked.
"Not much of a strategy needed, we just need to be cautious." Kuro replied. "We need to be stealthy, and plant these C4 charges under the fuel tanks, then retreat."
"And if we're caught?" Nima asked.
"Kill whoever's found you unless if it's a group of 5 or more." Kuro replied. "Then just retreat."
"Okay.." She said and sat next to him. She fixed her jacket and looked at him. He was deep in thought, and didn't seem that he'd get out of his thoughts anytime soon.
"Grenades... Do we have grenades...?" Kuro mumbled and looked in the grenade compartment. "Yes. Oh yeah! Here's some C4." He handed her two charges of C4.
"I have the remote."
"Alright." Nima replied.
"Your jacket isn't exactly closed... You know that, right?" He said.
"Oh, I do." Nima responded, making him shiver a bit.
"Alright then..." Kuro mumbled. "And your shirt is a bit... Revealing... It's only over your stomach... And... Wait- you have no problem with it."
"Bingo, dingo." Nima replied and smiled a bit. Just a bit though.
"I wish Shuu was with me instead..." Kuro mumbled, expressing his... Well... Concern.
"Thanks." She said and leaned back on the door.
"And you might... Wanna... Dear god, do you want me to stop at Victoria's Secret or something before we frickin' barge in there?" Kuro asked, expressing his concern even more.
"If I wanted panties, I would've worn them." Nima said.
"Well at least we can distract the enemy." Kuro said.
"I can distract you too, after the mission is over." Nima said.
"As much as I'd entertain the idea- which I wouldn't at all- no." Kuro replied.
"Sheesh. I guess all men aren't the same." Nima scoffed.
"Nope. Surprise." Kuro said.
"... Kinda glad about that actually. Wait, when you say distract the enemy, do you mean you want me to flash them?" Nima asked.
"It'd work. All men are the same." Kuro said.
"Well, you're certainly correct." Nima replied.
"Though seriously, put some damn panties on. If I didn't know better I'd say you're a whore or a prostitute... You're not a whore or a prostitute, right?" Kuro asked.
"No you dumbass! It's comfy." Nima responded.
"Well, that's what Levi said." Kuro said.
"That's different, he wore a dress." Nima said.
"And you're wearing nothing." Kuro added.
"I'm wearing a jacket, shirt, and skirt." Nima said.
"Okay, 1. That jacket and shirt combo doesn't really have your chest completely covered. 2. You're leaning on the door, lying down just letting me see everything if I wanted to." Kuro said.
"Don't look then." Nima interrupted.
"I don't want to." Kuro immediately replied. "3. It's just you, me, and a deaf guy who's coincidentally named Dupree."
"Sheesh. What are the odds?" Nima asked.
"Lanceness? Lance... ness? Lancennneeesss... LanceNess?" The pilot named Dupree said, reading a book.
"Credits rolled already?!" Kuro said.
"Stop with the excessive references! The audience won't get it." Nima said.
"I'm batman." Kuro said and Nima kicked him in the groin. "OW! KELLY CLARKSON!"
Nima just stared at him.
"If I didn't know that was a reference I would say you're seriously fucked up." Nima replied.
"Go fuck a goat." Kuro said.
"It's a good thing that's a reference or half of PETA would be on your ass, ready to throw you in jail." Nima said.
"Yup... So..." Kuro said.
"How was your friday out with the guys?" Nima asked.
"Well..." He paused. "While they were out... Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it."
"I can imagine- wait is this another reference?" Nima asked.
"This is an actual thing that happened." Kuro replied.
"Okay..." Nima replied.
"Though it is technically a reference." Kuro said.
"Damn it Kuro." Nima said.
"We're just about there!" The deaf pilot yelled, hoping they'd hear him and Kuro simply gave him a thumbs up.
Nima sat up and fixed her jacket.
"You know, that's not going to do much." Kuro said.
"Oh yeah, want me to lose it altogether?" Nima asked.
"... No." Kuro said. "Please don't."
The gunship landed and the two jumped out after the door opened.
"Sure you don't wanna go to the locker rooms and troll them?" Nima asked.
"We need to stick to the mission." Kuro said.
"Cockblock." Nima said.
"Bite me." Kuro replied.
The two walked into the base.
"I'm assuming you'll do your part. Because if you don't set that C4 you will have a bad, bad time." Kuro said.
"Alright! I will!" Nima said and went on the left path as he went on the right.
Nima walked down the hallway and turned into a room she assumed could lead out.
"Alright, there's light from outside." She thought and silently opened the door.
"Like, oh my gosh you did not." The makeup artist said.
"Shut the hell up." The soldier said and Nima simply took out a dagger and stabbed the makeup artist in the throat, killing her.
"Oh thank god!" The soldier said. "How can I repay you? But make it snappy."
"I need to know where the planes' fuel tanks are." Nima replied.
"Out room 1-9's left door." The soldier replied.
"Thanks. Don't tell anyone I was here." Nima said.
"No problem." He said and she left. "Fucking makeup artist was killing me... Wait... I don't know if I have a replacement."
Nima looked for room 1-9. It took her a few minutes, but she found it and opened the door.
"Close the door Elroy!" A female soldier said.
Nima took out her musket and shot her in the face with it.
Nima's musket is equipped with iron sights, an absurdly large bayonet, and razor shots.
"Let's get on with it." Nima said.
She opened the left door to the airfield, and all the fuel tanks.
"This is almost too easy." She said.
"Hey! What are you doing without proper armor?" A lieutenant asked.
"Your mom." Nima replied and threw him against the locker.
"Augh!"
She quickly took her dagger and stabbed him in the lung, then slammed his head against the locker.
"Bitch!" She said and stabbed him in the neck. "Well, time for trolling and another MGS3 reference."
She put on the armor over her clothes and left the lieutenant in the locker. In just his underwear.
Nima walked out the door and quickly put one C4 charge on the bottom of the first fuel tank. Then she put the second charge on the other fuel tank.
"Well, Kuro better hold his end of the mission." Nima said and walked into the base.
Kuro walked in the right hallway, hoping there'd no enemies.
"Hey dumbass, gimme your money." A soldier said.
"Hey dumbass, gimme your life." Kuro replied and used the quick draw technique and watched as the diagonally cut top half slid off the body and bled. A lot.
He walked down the hallway and tried to open the door to room 2-4.
"Of course it's locked." Kuro muttered and punched through the wooden frame. He then unlocked it from the inside and took his hand out, then opened the door.
"Brutality works."
He walked out to the airfield and threw the charges below the fuel tanks.
"Great." Kuro said.
"Hey, what are you doing?" A commander asked.
"Your mom." Kuro said and took out his katana.
"I am Commander Hiraku! Now die!" The commander said and took out a Waraxe.
"Yeah yeah, fuck this." Kuro said and ran up to him and tried to cut him in half, though he was countered.
"I've got no time for this! And neither does the author since it's frickin' 1 AM." He kicked the commander in the groin then decapitated him.
"Off to the gunship."
Kuro hopped into the gunship and gave the pilot the thumbs up to fly.
"So, you have to flash anyone?" Kuro asked.
"Nope." Nima said. "Just shot someone in the face, and stabbed two other people.
Kuro took out the remote and waited until they were at a safe distance then pressed the button and watched the whole base blow up.
"You think they're gonna sue us?" Kuro asked.
"Who cares?" Nima replied and smiled.
"Hey, father. Mission success, coming right to you." Kuro said from the codec.
Bloopers:
"What's this?" Zenka asked.
"Instant noodles!" She replied.
"What?"
"Different franchise. Just shut up and eat it." Okuni replied.
Zenka started eating the Instant Noodles and looked at her.
"Which franchise is it from?" Zenka asked.
"MGS, mainly Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater." Okuni replied.
"Are we seriously allowed to just do this?" Zenka asked.
"... Yeah. Fanmade thread." Okuni said.
"This is serious." Zenka muttered and started to drift through the roof and into space.
"You're gonna get hurt! Dumbass..." Okuni muttered the last word.
Kuro hopped into the gunship and gave the pilot the thumbs up to fly.
"So, you have to flash anyone?" Kuro asked.
"Nope." Nima said. "Just shot someone in the face, and stabbed two other people.
Kuro took out the remote and waited until they were at a safe distance then pressed the button and watched the whole base blow up.
"You think they're gonna sue us?" Kuro asked.
"Who cares?" Nima replied and smiled.
"Hey, father. Mission succ-" Kuro was interrupted by an explosion coming from inside the gunship.
Plasma energy is not usually used, unless you want to blow up the place, or burn multiple foes with the exploding ammo. The TK II Plasma Rifles are often used alongside bullet guns because they reload fast, have lots of ammo per mag, and have a relatively good splash effect. However bullet guns are preferred as they are more lethal, and cause the foe to bleed, making them possibly bleed out. However the Tiro-Kama Razor Gun, or the TK III, fires small, spinning, razors which go deep into the skin and are even more lethal than bullets, however take up more space, thus having less in the mag. The magazines are usually bigger because of it- to fit more in- and therefore have a much slower reloading time. Plasma Rifles are good to take out a crowd, leave foes alive, leave scars that they'll remember, and of course fuck up their day-
"GET ON WITH IT!" Kuro yelled.
Okay! I'm exhausted as hell, it's 1 AM, I started this last frickin' month, it's about time I got it done, and I'm pretty happy with it!
Please favorite, follow, or review! (Though definitely review because I love feedback and I can respond to you guys.)
I'll see you all next time! And many of the OCs were made by my co-writer: Axel The Wolf, as well as the general basis for the story itself. I'm the writer, and I make ideas as well, but mainly ones relative to what's going on now, and comedy. (Which there isn't much of. There's a lot more in CP:R.) He's made for the story itself, the basis, the clans, the plot, and who's where. So go check him out and I am done! Byanara bitches!
-Xpyro125
EDIT (Just a day later.): Hey! Just edited some stuff so that they don't know about Naomi leading the Musume Clan. That's it!