Lucy
Natsu
Psssst, hey Lucy, guess what?
Hmmm?
So, you know how Erza makes Gray do her laundry? Well I was by the river with happy doing some fishing and I look over to see Gray on the other side of the river folding Erza's pajamas. I call over to him because he's a shit face and folding laundry so it's only right for me to taught him…hey Lucy? Are you even listening?
Yep.
Oh, good! I wasn't sure because you seemed so focus on that book. Anyway, I called him a icicle throwing wuss and he stood up, stripped off his pants, and asked me to say that to his face…And then I trudged over to him, grabbed him by the hair, pulled all his teeth out, and used them for bait to catch Happy the biggest fish ever.
Yep.
Then, to make him real sure he payed for insulting your mom, I made him write a love note to Elfman.
Hmmmmmmmm.
But instead he wrote one to you.
Ha.
And I had to punch him.
I see.
Because your mine. He can't have you.
Ohhhhh, no.
…no?
Hermmmm….
I'll take that as a yes. So that means I can break into your house whenever I want to, right?
Yesh.
And you'll make breakfast and lunch and dinner for me?
Mmmmmm
Then at night you'll let me sleepover in your bed.
Ahhah.
And I'll hold you, and you won't kick me out when you wake up?
Yeh
When you shower, you have to let me in there too!
MMMM
Oh, and don't forget all the babies. We will make all of the babies together! Every night!
Yeaaaa…wait…what?
How's your book?
Oh, I guess I got a bit distracted. Sorry.
Well, it wasn't all that important anyway.
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Hello there guys. I was just having issues writing dialogue for whatever reason, so, to get into the groove I decided to write a small all dialogue fic. THIS HAPPENED. Major Natsu occ.