NEW BOOK YAY!
SNKLife: Hey, Ryuk?
Ryuk: Yes?
SNKLife: Is it true that you can kill people for me? Specifically Hajime Isayama and Marie Lu?
Ryuk: Lemme guess... you don't own Attack on Titan or The Legend Series and you want me to kill the owners so you can take them for your own personal gain? If so, it's not happening...
SNKLife: GODDAMIT RYUK YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING?!
Ryuk: I know... pls don't kill me?
SNKLife: -death stare- ...
Ryuk: Can I have an apple...?
... -dies-
Levi's Focus
Flashback
'Hanji? Why have you brought us here? Into this stingy, ancient, disgusting habitat? Levi said as he lifted his blades to cut down a piece of hanging debris from the low ceiling.
'Wait and see you impatient midget!' Hanji said with a bubbly tone as she bounced ahead of the others. This bitch...
'Um... captain? Why do I have to be at the back of the line?I'm scared...'Levi heard the coconut-haired boy say with a quivering voice, the kid had decided to join the army just so he could protect his idiotic friends. The stupid ball of fluff...
'Because you're smart and I trust you to yell the loudest if something sneaks up on us!' Duh!
'Hey brat! stop fighting with horse-face! Erwin please stop breathing down my neck, oh yeah! and Mikasa... STOP LOOKING AT EREN AS IF HE'S GOING TO DIE THIS VERY SECOND! Honestly it's like I have to look after a group of nursery children... -sigh- i'm getting to old for this.'
'WE'RE HERE PEOPLE!' Hanji screamed at the top of her lungs.
'Well technically you're there, not us. But we will catch up to you soon!' Levi was so done with this crappy adventure, he had been made to kill nearly almost all the titans in the way, excluding Eren of course...
We caught up to her about 10 minuets later to find her staring at a beautiful, crystal coated cave which had in the very center a metallic navy blue pool that put the beauty of Erens' emerald green eyes to shame.
Everyone piled into the enchanting room, eyes wide open at the dazzling cavern. It was the prettiest thing they'd ever seen!
'Woooooooow pretty'
'What is it?'
'Can I live here?'
'Quick harvest it!'
'NO ERWIN YOU IDIOT!'
That was when Hanji noticed the circular object hovering above them...
'Jean, come here and lift me up, Eren pass me my magnifying glasses, oh and Mikasa, keep an eye on the entrance, make sure nothing comes and distracts me! Oh shiny! DISTRACTION! No, bad Hanji. Must focus!' She demanded.
'Sure ...' Bertold whispered to Annie.
Hanji heard him, 'What was that Bertold?'
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'OH SHINY!' and yet again, she got distracted.
'tch, honestly Shitty Glasses just jet what you need and lets go! I don't like how dirty it is down here! Urg.' Levi was not in the mood for this, so he grabbed Eren's hair and told him to start cleaning. That always calms him down.
Suddenly, a bright light started to appear in the very center of the spherical object...
'Uhh Hanji? What the fuck is that?!'
'I am scared... Mikasa SAVE ME!
'Stop being a wimp Armin! Wait, Eren? WHERE'S EREN?! I swear to god Levi, what have you done with my brother?!'
'Why me? I only told the brat to clean, and technically, he isn't your brother! His family took you in!' They snapped at each other until the light got bigger, and bigger, and bigger.
Jean, being the scardy cat he is, dropped Hanji and drew his blades while quivering like an old person...
'EREN! WHERE ARE YOU!?' Eren was Mikasa's #1 priority, she didn't care if anyone else died.
'LEVI! I'M SCARED! Oh hi Mikasa! LEVIIII!' Eren sprinted towards Heichou completely ignoring Mikasa. HA!
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Then all they could see was the flash...
-The Republic of America-
'Ha! Hu! Arg! Shit'
'June stop over exaggerating. Honestly, you sound like you've trying to kill a monster who's 10"9!'
'I'M GONNA KIK YOUR BUTT DAY! EVEN IF IT MEANS MAKING EMBARRASSING NOISES! I WILL BE THE CHAMPION! Fuck...' Day had slipped her up after she had gone for a knife swipe to the throat and missed. She was now lying under him, pinned to the sweaty, dirty, republican floor.
'Heh, you should probably work on that. It seems you're getting slower as you get olde...'
She pushed him off and pinned her shethed knife right be his smirking face. Bad move...
'Never call me old again...'
'Note taken... Mwah!' He gave her a cheeky kiss on the lips to show that he understood.
Her face suddenly flushed with a fluorescent red, and trust me when I say that THAT IS RARE!
CRASH!
'What the hell was that?! June? Hey, where are you going?! I thought you wanted to finish our sparing match!'
'Oh I don't thunk I will have time because I JUST HEARD AN EXPLOSION! DUMBASS! Now get your weapon and meet me at the explosion in 3 minutes 23 seconds starting... Now!'
They both rushed to the Armoury to find many soldier crowded around each other wondering what the noise was...
June was processing what would happen and what she would need:
A Sig P226? No, too heavy...
What about a HS2000? Nah that's Day's style...
'Oi! Day! Here, you suit it so use it. Don't just go old school with your stupid homemade grenades and mini bombs. And don't forget a knife for close combat...'
Day sniggered...
'Fine, but you have to admit, the amount of times those "old school" items have saved me from the Republics' police is quite incredible! Here, I know you like the Glock 19 Pistol' He chucked her the gun and grabbed his leather jacket.
June appreciated the help, and too grabbed her jacket, this one was blood red with a couple of real blood stains on it...
-a few seconds later-
'GOGOGO!'
Ahead of the two champions was a great ball of steam and smoke, but lay beneath it was a real shock to the republicans...
'Hey! Invaders, who the hell are you and how did you make auch a mess?' June yelled into the unknown area...
But she didn't get a response, all she heard was voices of concern...
'Eren? WHERE'S EREN?!'
'Calm the fuck down Mikasa! I'm right here. Next to Levi...'
'You probably shouldn't have said that...'
'Oh yeah'
'NEW LAND! QUICK TAKE IT!'
'No Erwin! It probably already belongs to someone. Tch, Hanji where the fuck are we? Hanji? HANJI?! Where could that bitch be?'
'Um... Hanji please stop drooling on my cape... It's new!'
'Armin... I may or may not be in heaven... Ahhh... NEW PLACE = NEW SCIENCE! JEAN! WHERE IS MY ASSISTANT?'
'No one cares Hanji... The real question is...
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE PEOPLE HOLDING WEAPONS?!'
SideNote:
Author~Chan here!
Yay new book! NO I'M NOT FINISHED WITH SWEET SIXTEEN!
But this is a PROLOGUE...
That means a teaser...
Oki bai now!
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