It was 1999 when it all started. Due to my urge to watch little kids in the woods, i went into the forest another day... Only this day, something beautiful should happen to me. After I had been watching a few kids for four hours, they entered a house which basically just appeared in the middle of nowhere. A talking mouse came out of the house and screamed, "Hoho, hello you little bitches, get into my fucking house if you don't wanna die, hoho!"...
It was Mickey Mouse, pointing a gun at the kids.
I was shocked; Mickey Mouse was my lifelong crush! And now he did this!... The Children were screaming and crying, but Mickey just pushed them into the house, before it dissapeard again. I had to find out what this meant, so I waited there for thirty minutes until it rebuilt itself again. Slowly I aproached the front door and knocked; as Mickey opened, he started to smile and spoke in a calm voice, "Hoho, hello there, fellow adult; I am sorry but this house is for kids only, hoho!" Not knowing what to do, i started to think of an excuse, "I- I am a child! Haven't you seen Jurassic Park part 2?" Mickey just stood there, thinking intensely, "Indeed; you acted like only a child would, you must be one! hoho!" As soon as he spoke those words, he grabbed my arm and pulled me into his Clubhouse, before it vanished again.
This is the Story of how I came to the Planet of the Transformers, "The Grand Mousehead".
After the House teleported here, Mickey suddenly got very calm and friendly. He explained, "My name is Mickeybot Mousetron, and I am just one of millions of Mickeybots. We are here to to bring children here and gift them the joy..." He made a dramatic pause, "to Rave."