Hello, welcome to EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MAXIMUM CAPACITY!
This is my first fanfic and a beginning of continuous enraged rap battles, it's kinda like epic rap battles of history in a way. So please enjoy and review. It'll start off with rap battles between characters from Dragon Ball and Sonic the Hedgehog. So I do not own Dragon Ball, Sonic the hedgehog, or Epic Rap Battles of History.
Enjoy!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MAXIMUM CAPACITY
SON GOKU
VS.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
BEGIN!
Sonic
Alright, monkey boy, I'll be nice and start slow
So your tiny little ape brain can understand my flow
I am Sonic the Hedgehog, faster than the speed of sound
got senses like a dog, and balls so sharp and round
I just need one spin dash to send you face first into the ground
Turn around monkey butt, I would hate to see you get hurt
Why don't you go and play with Cream and Cheese with your tail between your skirt!
Son Goku
Woah, just what the hell are you!
A blue mutated freak with a very low IQ
Let's start with your games, they ain't worth crap
also your jokes are lame, even worst than your raps
and you look less like a hedgehog and more like a mutated rat!
Not to mention you're just a ripoff to everything that's me
From my supersaiyan, to my hair, to my whole personality
How come sega could never make anything original
They ripoff manga, television and anything that's digital
And it might be true that you are pretty fast
but your powerlevel's so low even my granddaughter Pan could whoop your ass!
Sonic
I am the most popular character since Super freaking Mario
And I got a bigger fan list than TMNT's Leonardo!
I was made in the 90s but still get high ranking games
And enough comic books that would put your manga to shame
So what you saved the world a couple of times, I've saved it tons
And how come you've died 2 times but I've haven't died once
You ask who's the greatest hero in the universe and watch everyone point at me
You can ask anybody especially your wife ChiChi
I'll put you, Vegeta, and Gohan to shame
And when i'm done even Shenlong will be screaming my name
Goku
You might think you're cool but you're nothing but a whore
You date a new girl every game and leave them when you get bored
You have no morality not any at all
Not to mention you locked lips with a human about 6-feet tall
If you think you're that surperior come fight me, you'll scream and yell
I just need one Kamehameha to send you straight to hell
You had this coming when you messed with ChiChi
And now you're about to see why they dubbed me the greatest fighter in history(He shoots a Kamehameha at Sonic.)
Sonic(Falls down.)"This is it, I've lo- NO, AAAAHHHHHHH!"
Super Sonic
I'm SUPER FU*KING SONIC, you can never bring me down
So get ready to face the greatest warrior around
I've tried to be nice but you pushed me away in denile
Alright, retard, you had this coming for a while
This pain will be worst than that time you fell on your head
But instead of losing your memory, your ass will end up dead
I'm faster than the speed of light and more powerful than steel
Check out my 'ki' my power level is to high to be real
You think you're a hero but if you ask me you're just a creep
Now I'm gonna do everybody a favor and give you a permanent sleep
your body will be so messed up hell would be a relieve
Now take you're ass kicking like a man it'll be anything but sweet
I'll beat you like I beat eggman so many times
What's wrong Goku getting to cocky or did you not expect my Super Sonic rymes!
Goku(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Super Saiyan Goku
That's it, hedgehog I'm taking off the gloves
I've tried to give you hope, I've tried to show you love
But you will face me on a whole different level
And when i'm done beatin in your face I'll introduce you to the devil
You think you're so bad your raps just wreak!
I'll beat you so many times it'll compare to Krillin's losing streak
Please, give up now, we all know you're going to fail
We also know how you really met Tails
You whore, I'll reshape you into a comb
If you really were smart you would return to the green hill zone
You were fat when you were eight
I had a hard thinking you were straight
I'll turn you from the fastest thing alive to the fastest eaton bait!
I beat King Piccolo, Freeza, and Kid Buu
All you ever defeated was a fatman with the blues
I was there before your rise and I'll be there after your fall
And one more thing Sonic SUCK MY DRAGON BALLS!
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MAXIMUM CAPACITY!
Seriously, you decide, pick any dragon ball and sonic characters you think should battle and review, review about anything, bad comments, good comments, anything you want.
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