Cyclops the Red Eyed Mutant

by Holly-Sama

A parody of the traditional Christmas song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, staring everybody's favorite optic blasting mutant Scott Summers.

You know Storm, and, Logan, and Beast.

Jean, and Rogue, and Iceman.

But do you recall the most famous mutant of all?

Cyclops the red eyed mutant

Had a pair of shiny shades

And if they ever came loose

You would say they glowed.

All of the other mutants

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Cyclops

Participate in any danger room games.

Then one stormy winter day

Xaiver telepathically said

"Cyclops with you're optic beams so bright

won't you lead the team tonight?"

Then how the mutants loved him (except for Logan)

as they shouted out with glee.

"Cyclops the red eyed mutant, you'll go down in history!

(Like Magneto, but in a good way.)