Rocko's Sucky Life
One day in O-town, Rocko and Spunky were smoking crack and having sex with each other. Rocko screamed out, "Oh Beverly!"
Spunky then punched him and walked off to make out with a plunger. Just then, Heffer came in, "Rocko! Rocko! Chokey Chicken is serving a special white sauce now!" Nobody laughed at this innuendo except for the two fatass nostalgiafaggot 90s kids who this show's entire audience consisted of. They went off to get their fried crap.
On the way, they saw Filbert on his shell, covered in his own puke. Just then, a van came by and ran him over. The two just shrugged and went on.
When they made it, Heffer immediately ate everything in the restaurant. "Yummy nummy chickie in my tummy," Heffer gurgled and clapped with snot bubbles coming out of his nose. "Heffer you're a fucking retard, I'm going to find a new friend," Rocko yelled out and left, leaving Heffer sitting there wailing and shitting himself. The smell was so bad, everyone died and Heffer exploded.
Rocko walked down the road, and saw that Mr. Dupette picking his nose. "Rocko baby, wanna spead boogers on each other's dicks then lick them off?" Rocko couldn't help but cream himself a little at thought of the lizard guy's bloody nose nuggets, but he had more important things to do. Mr. Dupette then ran home to hang himself.
He then walked by and saw the chameleon brothers in a daisy chain with Really Really Big Man. Rocko ran over, "Ooh ooh can I join?" They called him a queer and told him to fuck off. Rocko ran off crying, mascara running down his face. The three then got AIDS and died.
As Rocko was crying, he bumped into the hippo woman, who was in the process of eating out Beverly. "HOW DARE YOU," she screamed, she shoved Rocko into her nasty grilled cheese sandwich, and queefed him all the way back home. "Now where were we, honey-tits?" She said, as she frenched Beverly.
Rocko then went over to Ed's house. He saw Ed in a g-string and clothespins on his nipples whipping himself. "Oh Eddy, you're a bad girl, aren't you?" Rocko puked right then and there. Ed was so pissed, he raped Rocko, killed him and buried him behind the yard. Everyone in the city celebrated.
THE END