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"Hey Sasuke... you ever wonder what happened to our hands? You know... like were they destroyed, or sent to a different dimension?"

Naruto sat down at a ramen stand, using his left hand after much practice, eating his favorite food as he and Sasuke enjoyed a nice meal. They had several years of stuff to catch up on, since Sasuke had gone on his journey to find redemption. Naruto was going to be fitted with his new arm in just a few months, before his 19th birthday, and he was just thinking about how different his life had been without his right hand. It got him wondering what ever actually happened to their hands.

Sasuke grunted.

"Hey, I'm serious, who knows what our chakra could have actually done to our hands. For all we know, in some different universe... with some creepy scientist using our hands to make... genetically altered clones of us!" Naruto shouted at Sasuke when his friend ignored him. Sasuke rolled his eyes and swallowed the bite of the tomato riceball he was eating, before he rolled his eyes a second time.

Naruto and his dumb ideas.

Genetically altered clones?

So dumb.

"You can't clone us idiot. The chakra in our hands would have long since faded away, so the clones wouldn't have our chakra seeing as whatever other genetic material used to clone us won't have chakra. They will just be pale imitations." Sasuke decided to humor Naruto enough to explain why the idea was utterly idiotic. Now, for most people "humoring" somebody meant listening and agreeing with them.

For Sasuke, humoring Naruto meant telling him how he was stupid.

-In Another Dimension-

"That's strange... there are severed hands in these pods... I wonder how they got in here? By the shape and appearance, I would guess they are men's hands. I hope that these hands being in the pods with the fertilized Sekirei doesn't do anything to them."

-In Naruto's Dimension Months Later-

"Okay, maybe not clones in the Shadow Clone sense... but... what if another Naruto and Sasuke were created in another dimension because of our severed hands. You know how Ninja DNA transforms people... Captain Yamato... Kabuto... people who had their bodies transformed by strong DNA." Naruto explained as he listed two people whose physical appearances were different because of the DNA they were injected with. Yamato, because he had been a baby, grew up with his body having a stable change. Kabuto, since he did it later in life, had an unstable body change.

Sasuke looked at Naruto as the two trained together, getting Naruto used to his new arm, which was completely wrapped in bandages. The two of them were hundreds of miles away from the village just so nothing important got destroyed, other than possible a few mountains that were too close to them.

"This again?"

Kunai clashed sword.

"Think about it... We're assuming our hands actually got destroyed. You can literally, freely travel dimensions... We've clashed Rasengan and Chidori dozens of times, and that is the ONLY time we've been hurt by it... what if it wasn't the explosion... what if you opened a portal and it cut off our hands by closing on them?" Naruto and Sasuke fought rather seriously, despite it only being light training.

Sasuke rolled his eyes without taking them off of Naruto.

"So what if they look like us, and have our DNA? They would exist in another dimension... anyway, weak creatures can't handle our DNA." Sasuke listed off something that would prevent anything from taking their DNA.

It would have to be a creature, humanoid in nature, with strong DNA that was capable of accepting the DNA of others without much issue.

-Seperate Dimension-

"Ah, this Sekirei has whisker marks, Number 99."

"Strange, Number 89's hair is oddly shaped like a duck's ass."

-Naruto's Dimension Years Later-

"Okay Sasuke... hear me out... aliens..."

Sasuke looked at Naruto as the two of them drank Saki, Sasuke was just visiting the village for a short bit of time, and both of them had children now. Naruto had his two kids, both of whom were sleeping in their beds, and he had his own child with his wife. Sasuke had been away from the village for years now, so he figured that it was about time for him and Naruto to catch up on what he had been discovering.

"This again... we've had this argument before. The only aliens who exist in this dimension are the Otsutsuki. I don't know about other dimensions, but I doubt there is a race of aliens who have compatible DNA with us." Sasuke mentioned as he and Naruto restarted their age old argument.

"Oh come on... you've literally travelled to a dimension where I'm a high school student and a dimension where I'm a literally demon fox." Naruto explained to Sasuke, who had travelled to those alternate realities before when searching. They both knew that there were endless possibilities in the vast universes.

Sasuke just hated losing arguments.

"I didn't accidentally use a jutsu."

"I accidentally use jutsu all the time. Whenever I sit still for too long, I enter Sage Mode without thinking, and sometimes I Rasengan in my sleep." Naruto mentioned to Sasuke, knowing it was possible to accidentally activate your skills.

Sasuke clicked his teeth.

"Whatever..."

-Another Dimension-

"So... Sekirei Number 99... have you decided on what you want your name to be?"

A rather small looking child, no older than possible 8 or 9 years old in appearance, looked towards the sound of the voice. He was inside of a tube, laying down nude, as several sensors were placed on his body. He was strapped down by his arms and legs, even his neck was strapped down... but that was just so that he didn't move during his tests. The child didn't seem at all bothered by any of what was happening.

"... I want my name to be ramen... that cup thing you brought me." The child, 99, spoke with wide and happy eyes.

"Denied... why don't you pick something else."

"I like ramen... how about Narutomaki... I really love those things in the ramen. Naruto... I want my name to be Naruto please... that name feels good." Number 99 exclaimed loudly in his adjustment tube. He liked the sound of that name, and it was part of his favorite food that he had been given by the people looking after him. "... When can I go outside and meet my Ashikabi?" Number 99 asked, with childlike innocence switching from giving himself a name, to his other desires.

"Naruto... I'll approve that. You can go outside and meet you Ashikabi when you're older... and you're done with your adjustments."

"I'm going to have the best Ashikabi ever. They're going to be nice, and kind, and love laughing, and eat ramen... and love me!" The excited Sekirei child chatted with the doctor that was nearby, even if he couldn't see him. The doctor's laugh could be heard slightly at the way the child, like most of the other Sekirei, was infatuated with the idea of finding their Ashikabi.

Then again, they were being raised with the knowledge that finding their bonded person was the most important thing in the world for them.

-Naruto's Dimension-

"Knowing you... your clone, if it existed (which it doesn't) would be an idiot or a love freak." Sasuke insulted Naruto, who laughed.

"Yeah, and your clone would be a total bastard. You know, I don't think our clones would be friends. I mean, we're only friends because we understand each other's pain... in a world where we had loved ones... I hope our clones at leact become rivals." Naruto spoke with a grin.

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"We don't have clones idiot."

How many times were they going to have this argument?

Chapter End!
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