Ok, since this seems to be popular, I'll be writing one of these now. Granted the first chapter will be real short, but you know me, I'm building up to something.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters except Sam.

(Sung to the Mystery science theatre 3000 theme)

In the One Piece category

There were a lot of fights

So a guy named Sam of shadowdale

Went to join the OmniBurn Knights

He did a good job flaming Mary Sues

He made sure that randomness did lose

He really had cleaned up the place

But Regret didn't like him so they shot him into space!

Regret: I'll send him cheesy fanfics.

The worst I can find

Sha la la

He'll have to sit and watch them all

And I'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Sam can't control

Were the fics begin or end

Sha la la

He'll try to keep his sanity

With the help of his fanfic friends

Character roll call:

Sam!

What the #&!

Sokka!

That's right!

Jack Spicer!

Aren't I awesome!?

Bloooooooo!

I'm cooler!

If you wanna know how he eats and breathes

And other science facts

Just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show'

I should really just relax

For OmniBurn Flamer theater 3000!!!!!