Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or anything in it.at least I don't think I do.
Ok heres the deal. Due to family and friend issues, schools, and stomach viruses it took me awhile to make this fic. This was a request fic by my friend Ami. This fic will have her in it. Enjoy
Dragoons go to Disney
Ok the dragoons are fighting that annoying butterfly guy when Kee and his new friend Ami walk in.
Dart: We don't need you here
Kee waves his Silence Glaive while Ami spins her Pluto rod and kill the thing
Shana: Where did you get those weapons
Ami: Somewhere.
Switch
Shows Sailor Saturn and Sailor Pluto tied up in a janitors closet with their mouths tied up
Back
Albert: It is not important where they got it I AM THE ONLY SPEAR GUY!!!
Albert goes to attack Kee when he sends him through a portal to Umpa Land ::shivers:: that's scary
Kee: We're going to Disney wether you like it or not
Rose: Why?
Kee: Because I got Kingdom Hearts and I want to pester that horned bitch Maleficient
Meru: YAAAY I GET TO VISIT THE LITTLE MERMAID!!!!!
Haschel: WHY WHY??!!!
Kongol: LETS GO KONGOL WANTS TO VISIT WONDERLAND!!
Dart: Works with me
So the dragoons go. On the car ride
Rose: Kee where did you meet Ami?
Kee: I met her online. Shes the only person on AOL that's not afraid of me.
Albert: I didn't know that and im a genius
Kee: Yeah well you don't know alotta things
Albert: What does that mean?
Kee: I FLY LIKE WILMA AND LISTEN TO T.A.T.U YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!
Albert shuts his smart lil ass up
Ami: How long until we're there?
Shana: 3 days
Meru: WHOOPIE QUALITY TIME NOW WE GET TO SWAP STORIES AND SPEND TIME
2 days and 16 hours later no one has talked since Meru's little comment except for Kee who needs to pee
Kee: COME ON ITS BEEN TWO DAYS WITHOUT A SINGLE STOP!!!
Dart: That's ok a little kidney failure builds character
Meru: Dart make a pit stop
Ami: I want Doritos
Kongol: I want dollies
Rose: What happened to Haschel and Miranda?
Shana: Kee threw them both out of the car to take his mind off his urine
Meru: and Lloyd?
Shana: He's still under the couch since the last fic (Note: I think it was Lloyd. If not make it him)
Finally Dart makes a pit stop because he has to pee and Kee is in the bathroom peeing
Kee: Pee pee pee
Kee suddenly hearls squirting, girggling, and screaming
Kee: Peepeepee hurry peepeepee
It's too late.the diarrhea of doom is flowing down and about to attack Kee!
Kee: AHHHH! DONE DONE AHHHH!!!
Kee runs out and leaps into the car as they start driving.
Finally they reach Disney
Dart: We're here.
Everyone zooms away from Dart
Dart: Ok.
Dart sees Tarzan running around. Dart begins to drool and chases him
Dart: WAIT I LOVE YOU COME BACK!!!!!
The Monorail
A baby is crying, Kee is threatening the mother to eat the baby, Meru is swinging on the handles like a monkey, Rose is killing everyone in a cart to have her space, Kongol is playing patty-cake with a little girl, and Shana is coming on to Peter Pan. Soon they got off and split off
Lets go with Meru first she's cool. This may have some offencive fat jokes. There are nothing wrong with fat people fat I have a belly myself, but its Ursula.
Meru gains a mermaid tail and follows Ariel and Flounder
Ariel: Who are you?
Meru: I'm Meru I brought you a gift
Meru shows a platter of Sushi and scares the fish away
Meru:: Everyone loves sushi
Ariel: That's ok.
Suddenly Ursula comes and laughs
Ursula: I will kill you all
Meru: Hello lord of lard
Ursula: WHAT!?
Ariel: Be careful she'll punch you with her extra chin
Meru: or sit on us
Ursula swims away crying while Meru throws pieces on sushi at her
Meru: Lets practice cheerleading moves
Ariel: Ok
They practice cheerleading
Now with Shana at Neverland
Shana: Come here often?
Peter Pan: I live here
They're at the Big Clock tower. Peter keeps running away from her, but she still follows
Peter: ::talking to himself:: I gotta get rid of her.I have an idea. ::talks to Shana:: Hey can you fly?
Shana: No.
They see Dart chasing Tarzan.but they ignore it
Peter: Well all you need is Pixie Dust TINK!!!
Peter whispers something into Tinkerbell's ear as she sprays Shana with pixie dust. Shana starts coughing, sneezing and choking as she is allergic to pixie dust
Peter: Now jump off and believe
Peter pushes her off as Shana flaps her arms.but she falls many many stories flat on her face
Shana: ow.
Peter&Tink: ::high five::
Kongol now
Kongol is in Wonderland having a tea party with the Queen
Queen: I like Dollies and wearing pink tutus
Kongol: Me too it makes me the pretty princess
Suddenly the Chesire cat pops up headless with his head under his feet
Cat: Hello Goodbye Yes No
Kongol: AHHH DEMON CAT RUNAWAY!!!!!
Kongol runs away crying. He sees Dart chasing Tarzan screaming "I love you". He ignores it and runs crying
Rose
Rose is in Halloweentown (Nightmare Before Christmas IS my all-time favorite movie) on visit
Jack: Hello
Rose: OH DEAR SOA YOUR TALL AND LANKY
Jack: Yes I know im Jack Skellington
Sally: Hi
Rose: AHH STITCHED UP LADY!!!!
Sally: Im a rag doll
Rose runs away screaming in terror. She runs into quite a few walls until she eventually smashes her head inside a jack-o-lantern. Blinded by the pumpkin she gets caught in a guillotine rope
Kids: PINATA
Rose: NO PINATA
Kids: PINATA
Rose: NO PINATA
The kids are hitting her with severed arms as the argument continues. As you may of noticed Dart did pass by chasing Tarzan, but no one cared.
Me and Ami ^.^
Kee: We find Maleficent and kick her ass
Ami: Ok
They find Maleficent and kick her ass.You thought there was more huh?
Ami: That was too easy.Wanna go set Pinocchio on fire?
Ami sets the wooden doll on fire and sees him running on circles until he's ashes. Suddenly, Meru comes wet with seaweed caught in her hair, Shana comes with a flat face and pieces of concrete lodged in her face, Kongol comes in tears and in shock, Rose comes with the pumpkin still on her head and she's brutally beaten.
Dragoons: What about Dart:
Dart is still chasing Tarzan. Finally Tarzan stops
Tarzan: Tarzan straight leave me alone
Dart: DO'H!!!!!
All laugh
Well do you like it? I hope you did please review.
Ok heres the deal. Due to family and friend issues, schools, and stomach viruses it took me awhile to make this fic. This was a request fic by my friend Ami. This fic will have her in it. Enjoy
Dragoons go to Disney
Ok the dragoons are fighting that annoying butterfly guy when Kee and his new friend Ami walk in.
Dart: We don't need you here
Kee waves his Silence Glaive while Ami spins her Pluto rod and kill the thing
Shana: Where did you get those weapons
Ami: Somewhere.
Switch
Shows Sailor Saturn and Sailor Pluto tied up in a janitors closet with their mouths tied up
Back
Albert: It is not important where they got it I AM THE ONLY SPEAR GUY!!!
Albert goes to attack Kee when he sends him through a portal to Umpa Land ::shivers:: that's scary
Kee: We're going to Disney wether you like it or not
Rose: Why?
Kee: Because I got Kingdom Hearts and I want to pester that horned bitch Maleficient
Meru: YAAAY I GET TO VISIT THE LITTLE MERMAID!!!!!
Haschel: WHY WHY??!!!
Kongol: LETS GO KONGOL WANTS TO VISIT WONDERLAND!!
Dart: Works with me
So the dragoons go. On the car ride
Rose: Kee where did you meet Ami?
Kee: I met her online. Shes the only person on AOL that's not afraid of me.
Albert: I didn't know that and im a genius
Kee: Yeah well you don't know alotta things
Albert: What does that mean?
Kee: I FLY LIKE WILMA AND LISTEN TO T.A.T.U YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!
Albert shuts his smart lil ass up
Ami: How long until we're there?
Shana: 3 days
Meru: WHOOPIE QUALITY TIME NOW WE GET TO SWAP STORIES AND SPEND TIME
2 days and 16 hours later no one has talked since Meru's little comment except for Kee who needs to pee
Kee: COME ON ITS BEEN TWO DAYS WITHOUT A SINGLE STOP!!!
Dart: That's ok a little kidney failure builds character
Meru: Dart make a pit stop
Ami: I want Doritos
Kongol: I want dollies
Rose: What happened to Haschel and Miranda?
Shana: Kee threw them both out of the car to take his mind off his urine
Meru: and Lloyd?
Shana: He's still under the couch since the last fic (Note: I think it was Lloyd. If not make it him)
Finally Dart makes a pit stop because he has to pee and Kee is in the bathroom peeing
Kee: Pee pee pee
Kee suddenly hearls squirting, girggling, and screaming
Kee: Peepeepee hurry peepeepee
It's too late.the diarrhea of doom is flowing down and about to attack Kee!
Kee: AHHHH! DONE DONE AHHHH!!!
Kee runs out and leaps into the car as they start driving.
Finally they reach Disney
Dart: We're here.
Everyone zooms away from Dart
Dart: Ok.
Dart sees Tarzan running around. Dart begins to drool and chases him
Dart: WAIT I LOVE YOU COME BACK!!!!!
The Monorail
A baby is crying, Kee is threatening the mother to eat the baby, Meru is swinging on the handles like a monkey, Rose is killing everyone in a cart to have her space, Kongol is playing patty-cake with a little girl, and Shana is coming on to Peter Pan. Soon they got off and split off
Lets go with Meru first she's cool. This may have some offencive fat jokes. There are nothing wrong with fat people fat I have a belly myself, but its Ursula.
Meru gains a mermaid tail and follows Ariel and Flounder
Ariel: Who are you?
Meru: I'm Meru I brought you a gift
Meru shows a platter of Sushi and scares the fish away
Meru:: Everyone loves sushi
Ariel: That's ok.
Suddenly Ursula comes and laughs
Ursula: I will kill you all
Meru: Hello lord of lard
Ursula: WHAT!?
Ariel: Be careful she'll punch you with her extra chin
Meru: or sit on us
Ursula swims away crying while Meru throws pieces on sushi at her
Meru: Lets practice cheerleading moves
Ariel: Ok
They practice cheerleading
Now with Shana at Neverland
Shana: Come here often?
Peter Pan: I live here
They're at the Big Clock tower. Peter keeps running away from her, but she still follows
Peter: ::talking to himself:: I gotta get rid of her.I have an idea. ::talks to Shana:: Hey can you fly?
Shana: No.
They see Dart chasing Tarzan.but they ignore it
Peter: Well all you need is Pixie Dust TINK!!!
Peter whispers something into Tinkerbell's ear as she sprays Shana with pixie dust. Shana starts coughing, sneezing and choking as she is allergic to pixie dust
Peter: Now jump off and believe
Peter pushes her off as Shana flaps her arms.but she falls many many stories flat on her face
Shana: ow.
Peter&Tink: ::high five::
Kongol now
Kongol is in Wonderland having a tea party with the Queen
Queen: I like Dollies and wearing pink tutus
Kongol: Me too it makes me the pretty princess
Suddenly the Chesire cat pops up headless with his head under his feet
Cat: Hello Goodbye Yes No
Kongol: AHHH DEMON CAT RUNAWAY!!!!!
Kongol runs away crying. He sees Dart chasing Tarzan screaming "I love you". He ignores it and runs crying
Rose
Rose is in Halloweentown (Nightmare Before Christmas IS my all-time favorite movie) on visit
Jack: Hello
Rose: OH DEAR SOA YOUR TALL AND LANKY
Jack: Yes I know im Jack Skellington
Sally: Hi
Rose: AHH STITCHED UP LADY!!!!
Sally: Im a rag doll
Rose runs away screaming in terror. She runs into quite a few walls until she eventually smashes her head inside a jack-o-lantern. Blinded by the pumpkin she gets caught in a guillotine rope
Kids: PINATA
Rose: NO PINATA
Kids: PINATA
Rose: NO PINATA
The kids are hitting her with severed arms as the argument continues. As you may of noticed Dart did pass by chasing Tarzan, but no one cared.
Me and Ami ^.^
Kee: We find Maleficent and kick her ass
Ami: Ok
They find Maleficent and kick her ass.You thought there was more huh?
Ami: That was too easy.Wanna go set Pinocchio on fire?
Ami sets the wooden doll on fire and sees him running on circles until he's ashes. Suddenly, Meru comes wet with seaweed caught in her hair, Shana comes with a flat face and pieces of concrete lodged in her face, Kongol comes in tears and in shock, Rose comes with the pumpkin still on her head and she's brutally beaten.
Dragoons: What about Dart:
Dart is still chasing Tarzan. Finally Tarzan stops
Tarzan: Tarzan straight leave me alone
Dart: DO'H!!!!!
All laugh
Well do you like it? I hope you did please review.